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BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
We could trap Republicans in mazes with future teenage maniac mass shooters. Let's use our imaginations.

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Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

hey maybe do this all the time instead of once a year

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/danielmarans/status/1529547368303144960

https://twitter.com/danielmarans/status/1529549328028770312

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/danielmarans/status/1529553676808990721

the median voter

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/tplohetski/status/1529510412328357888

So one guy walks up to a sea of responding cops and is like "where is he? ok"

gonna wild times in the US once a majority of people realize that cops dont actually do anything other than keep minorities away from white suburbs

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

parents love this kind of logic

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Jiro posted:

Arrest Ninja, ban Fortnite forever?

go on...

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

zoux posted:

Beto is already getting some insane earned media out of this

https://twitter.com/PatrickSvitek/status/1529538059024404480

NRA to grieving parents: Suck Our Dick

ive seen beto speak multiple times and hes real good, shame he was just an obama boys nitwit in the end. you can tell he only believes in this stuff so much and thats until it inconveniences him in any way

zoux
Apr 28, 2006


Registered sex offender

https://www.homefacts.com/offender-detail/TX0722682720220412/Cody-Cole-Ytuarte.html

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

yep, thats a propagana you did right there

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

:vince:

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

lol yikes

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

"yeah i was just here to see my three young cousins, no i don't remember their names"

-Blackadder-
Jan 2, 2007

Game....Blouses.

The Great Replacement going well for the Dems I see. /s

Wonder when Republicans are going to stop being racist enough to pick up more of these lay up minority voters. Probably right around the time they run out of their racist white base.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/briantylercohen/status/1529581917216993280?s=21&t=v3CeG9FrS9of93s9BWZwzQ

cool. cool cool cool.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
the new story from the cops is that they barricaded the shooter in a classroom while they hosed around for an hour. coincidentally, that classroom is now full of dead people.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

the coroner listed time of death at 3:10pm, they may have dicked around for longer

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




At least he's honest about being a Republican!

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/1529555787525373957

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Proud Christian Mom posted:

the new story from the cops is that they barricaded the shooter in a classroom while they hosed around for an hour. coincidentally, that classroom is now full of dead people.

They left him while evacuating their children. An off duty border patrol agent heard about it on the radio and dealt with the shooter while those cowards did nothing.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://twitter.com/joshduggar/status/596009631438270464

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

this is marxist-leninist direct action

https://www.reddit.com/r/Austin/comments/uxsy0f/went_to_the_state_capitol_today_and_spoke_my_mind/

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



i say swears online posted:

"yeah i was just here to see my three young cousins, no i don't remember their names"

That was my immediate thought when he blanked

Alctel
Jan 16, 2004

I love snails


If I were a sex offender I probably would not give an interview on live TV but that's just me

Ralepozozaxe
Sep 6, 2010

A Veritable Smorgasbord!

Alctel posted:

If I were a sex offender I probably would not give an interview on live TV but that's just me

Especially not at a school or at something related to Children.

jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

How else would you lead people to believe you’re definitely not a child diddler than to simply follow through with running a pageant and make sure the song specifically says you do NOT diddle kids

Jaxyon
Mar 7, 2016
I’m just saying I would like to see a man beat a woman in a cage. Just to be sure.

Took longer than I expected for him to say "but black people"

No Safe Word
Feb 26, 2005

Alctel posted:

If I were a sex offender I probably would not give an interview on live TV but that's just me

gonna go out on a limb and assert that sex offenders have below average decision making skills

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations

LanceHunter posted:

Hey, it's runoff day. I am once again begging anyone ITT who didn't vote in the Democratic primary (and who doesn't live in TX-28) to vote in this Republican run-off against Ken Paxton. This is very likely our best possible chance to get Paxton out of office. Turnout will mean your vote is >100x more important than it would be in a regular election. That means that the goons browsing D&D alone could have an effective electoral influence comparable to the entire city of Hutto.

I do not, by any means, like George P Bush. I certainly don't want to see the Bush dynasty re-ignited. But I also have friends who have to deal with the Attorney General's office on a regular basis. Friends whose lives are actively being made miserable by Paxton and the way he has turned that office into his own personal political instrument. Bush won't be great, but if he beats Paxton it means that families of trans kids will have less feat of prosecution, there will be less outright corruption in the office, and the AG office will be slightly less of a trash fire.

Also, you can have the rare opportunity to vote against both Paxton (in this runoff) and Bush (in the general).

You've got until 7:00pm today to make Texas politics a tiny bit less terrible.

Both are terrible but don’t pretend P is not P.

“To win the Republican runoff — an election decided by the party faithful — Bush has to convince GOP voters that his conservative bona fides are unimpeachable. In recent years, he’s embraced the rhetoric of the more Trumpian faction of the party. He wants to build the border wall. He supports the state’s latest efforts to investigate the parents of transgender children for child abuse. He has said he wants his generation to be the one that ends abortion. He opposes same-sex marriage.”
https://www.texastribune.org/2022/05/12/george-p-bush-ken-paxton-texas/amp/

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Weird how he became a Republican right after being a sex offender! Probably just a coincidence.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Kirios posted:

Weird how he became a Republican right after being a sex offender! Probably just a coincidence.

I mean, I guessnyou can change the subject to Elon mu... oh my bad, no you were talking about the dude giving the interview. My bad, carry on.

litany of gulps
Jun 11, 2001

Fun Shoe

Kirios posted:

Weird how he became a Republican right after being a sex offender! Probably just a coincidence.

Come on, man, that's not fair. He might have become a Southern Baptist, Catholic, or even just a regular evangelical first. He could've dabbled with Libertarianism, for that matter. He might even have been a Blue Dog before he decided to make the big shift. There's no shortage of refuges for sex offenders. Let's not stereotype.

radical meme
Apr 17, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Sir Tonk posted:

ive seen beto speak multiple times and hes real good, shame he was just an obama boys nitwit in the end. you can tell he only believes in this stuff so much and thats until it inconveniences him in any way

I disagree. I think Beto is a true believer but he moderates himself because he’s seen how the sausage gets made. He’s risk adverse.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

he offered some solutions outside the presser and none of them were really close to "hell yeah we're gonna take your AR15s"

radical meme
Apr 17, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Lol. Muther fucker.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://mobile.twitter.com/ryanlcooper/status/1529649946475085824

Good lord

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Kirios posted:

Weird how he became a Republican right after being a sex offender! Probably just a coincidence.

lets not give the dems a break here, they love being sex offenders too

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

radical meme posted:

I disagree. I think Beto is a true believer but he moderates himself because hes seen how the sausage gets made. Hes risk adverse.

perhaps, but we get the same result in the end so kinda doesnt matter until he snaps which i dont see happening

azflyboy
Nov 9, 2005

zoux posted:

SB8. The implication is that they are going to let private citizens seek civil action against gun sellers and manufacturers.

I may be completely misunderstanding federal law, but I thought the Protection of Lawful Commerce in Arms Act makes the California law moot, since it specifically bans suing firearm manufacturers or sellers in almost any situation involving a gun being used in a crime.

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jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

Yes well many laws explicitly ban many things that Republicans do without consequence so let's see some tit for all this tat

For example high treason

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