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Apprentice Dick posted:God gay, so what? He's such a xenophobic narcissus that he can only get off to someone who's made in his own image.
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Mister Speaker posted:This is really the part that takes it over the top for me. All the braggadocio about his alleged exploits in the Middle East (and I suppose the racism) is not unexpected from someone in his position in the military. It's the sticking himself into this national tragedy like an rear end in a top hat and claiming that he shot 'looters' for no reason at all that has some seriously hosed-up implication - poo poo, he might have even outright said the quiet part out loud. Didn't he also make up a story about foiling a carjacking and also killing some 'armed thugs' and laughing about it with the cops afterwards? lol 
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Robbers: Give us your stuff or we will shoot you dead! Chris Kyle: Oh ok I will give you all of my things. Will you allow me to leave your immediate sphere of control over me such that I may retrieve... something, probably the things you want ha ha, from my vehicle? Robbers: Sure buddy! Take all the time you need! [Chris Kyle retrieves a massive and badass Desert Eagle .90cal from his secret compartment that whirs open inside his GMC Yukon or whatever] Robbers: OH poo poo HE LIED ugggggh we're dying ope we're dead.
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nudejedi posted:I just like to let Goo take the wheel sometimes  (I couldn't find a picture of her driving so just pretend.)
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Stealing from the NZpol threadSlavvy posted:Was gonna ask this guy if he had stairs in his house but he went into the kfc
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Joseph got cucked by god.
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wesleywillis posted:Joseph got cucked by god. The angel coming down from heaven and making Mary pregnant used to be interpreted differently.
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pseudanonymous posted:The angel coming down from heaven and making Mary pregnant used to be interpreted differently. You know how the metatron is the physical manifestation of God's voice? Well Mary was impregnated by an angel who was the physical manifestation of God's dick.
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Knormal posted:
I appreciate this joke. I love Gumby!!!!
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That’s some pure strain schizophrenic rambling right there 
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rotinaj posted:That’s some pure strain schizophrenic rambling right there Schizophrenic. SovCit. Samey-same
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If you want anyone to take you seriously you need to think bigger than a mere quasi-state officer. I'd take them way more seriously if they were a real Deep State Officer and everything.
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That dude got Jesus! I wonder if he dragged Jesus by the chains hanging from his tow hitch.
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Doctor Butts posted:That dude got Jesus! I wonder if he dragged Jesus by the chains hanging from his tow hitch. Probably only if he found out jesus was black or gay.
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Stealing this from the PYF Tweets thread:Captain Monkey posted:https://twitter.com/windsormann/status/1529833918257631233?s=21&t=VUWH5mfrXAsLIgEGzLmEtQ
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I'm the rusted out bumper... someone else can be the horribly misspelled sentence i wrote on my truck gate with soap
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Subjunctive posted:This one raises legitimate issues. if you want this sticker, here it is
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Scratch Monkey posted:Schizophrenic. SovCit. Samey-same Sovcitophrenic
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I wonder what 'CPS News Network' is supposed to represent- I guess the SovCit's blaming CNN for taking their kids away?
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Please to meet you, Peach Biden.
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Knormal posted:Stealing this from the PYF Tweets thread: :Holyshitpiss:
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spookykid posted:if you want this sticker, here it is is this related to something? I don't get the joke [edit] https://topatoco.com/pages/about they seem cool Wendigee fucked around with this message at 07:54 on May 29, 2022 |
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Subjunctive posted:This one raises legitimate issues. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2vejhdm8lo
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Hey man, homophones can be confusing, all right?
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I saw a car today on the interstate that had the license plate SHRT LADY. I can only think of shart lady. Nothing else.
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Wendigee posted:is this related to something? I don't get the joke It's just a surreal bumper sticker. And yes, Jeff R is a cool dude who is like the opposite of Tim Buckley.
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I’m not sure if this is anti Trudeau or pro, I thought anti until I saw that the truck fuckler wanted Trudeau to give him a tittyfuck
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Imagine your arch nemesis being Justin Trudeau
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rotinaj posted:I’m not sure if this is anti Trudeau or pro, I thought anti until I saw that the truck fuckler wanted Trudeau to give him a tittyfuck This was a common thing heard at the convoy counter-protests here. "What's all this about?" "I dunno, I think they want to gently caress the Prime Minister."
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