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novaSphere
Jan 25, 2003


yeah well sure why are they going exactly 55 on the freeway :colbert:

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AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!
https://twitter.com/Joabyjojo/status/1530686294309097473

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Ha ha awesome

Mr. Crow
May 22, 2008

Snap City mayor for life

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006


Yeah man like did you hear that Samuel L. Jackson only even agreed to do the movie because it was called "Snakes on a Plane?"

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

morbin morbin morbin, keep them doggies morbin

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Ironically, irony doesn't exist

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti


`Nemesis has a new favorite as of 20:40 on May 29, 2022

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012





Remember how all The Room memes and videos lead to us being drowned in Room movies ever since?

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
I, for one, would be devastated if a major film studio made a sequel to a giant flop because people made fun of the flop

I would be so owned if some extremely rich guy lost more money

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

RareAcumen posted:

Remember how all The Room memes and videos lead to us being drowned in Room movies ever since?
Yes the weird indie passion project made by an insane European with a suspicious private fund versus the secondary tentpole made by a desperate appendage of a global tech conglomerate to kickstart and sustain several franchises.

Yes. Those are the same.

Because they're both movies, you see.

I'm very intelligent.

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
These last two pages got me feeling some kind of way.

VROOM VROOM
Jun 8, 2005
alright hear me out:
1) the Hannibal Burress Morpheus video, but it's Morbius
2) Michael Moorebius

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Yes, it’s Morbius! The film sensation that’s sweeping the nation! Only $19.95 at participating streaming services! Stream it today!

Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Morbius.

Caution: Morbius may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.

Morbius contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.

Do not use Morbius on concrete.

Discontinue use of Morbius if any of the following occurs:

itching
vertigo
dizziness
tingling in extremities
loss of balance or coordination
slurred speech
temporary blindness
profuse sweating
or heart palpitations

If Morbius begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.

Morbius may stick to certain types of skin.

When not in use, Morbius should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of Morbius, Sony Pictures International, and its parent company, Sony, of any and all liability.

Ingredients of Morbius include an unknown glowing green substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

Morbius has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.

Do not taunt Morbius.

Morbius comes with a lifetime warranty.

Morbius! Accept no substitutes!

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:



"Howitses"

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I once saw a man morb right off a cliff

Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 21:21 on May 29, 2022

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




mind the walrus posted:

Yes the weird indie passion project made by an insane European with a suspicious private fund versus the secondary tentpole made by a desperate appendage of a global tech conglomerate to kickstart and sustain several franchises.

Yes. Those are the same.

Because they're both movies, you see.

I'm very intelligent.

Everything memed too much will eventually become a movie. Stay tuned for the Wendy's movie coming in 2025.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Oh you mean I'm manifesting a second movie that will lose the studios thousands of dollars? Hell yeah!!

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
What if Morbius fought Kirby. Morb v Kirb

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Who What Now posted:

Oh you mean I'm manifesting a second movie that will lose the studios thousands of dollars? Hell yeah!!

A second Morbius movie would land like Frozen 2 at best.

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Who What Now posted:

Oh you mean I'm manifesting a second movie that will lose the studios thousands of dollars? Hell yeah!!

I don't like the idea of Jared Leto getting another paycheck personally

Solar Tornado
Aug 9, 2016

A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained

Fister Roboto posted:

Unfortunately, you can't do this if you're non-binary.




:dadjoke:

You think your post went unnoticed, you motherfucker? gently caress you

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:


Germans when:

99 balloons cause 99 years of war

people's health is sacrificed for a higher GNP

a prostitute ignores local laws to gain a market advantage

a suicidal astronaut slowly freezes to death



Nena – 99 Luftballons
Geier Sturzflug – Bruttosozialprodukt
Spider Murphy Gang – Skandal im Sperrbezirk
Peter Schilling – Major Tom

All very popular upbeat party songs with lyrics of war, exploitation, the folly of abolitionism, and suicide missions.

Poops Mcgoots
Jul 12, 2010

RareAcumen posted:

Remember how all The Room memes and videos lead to us being drowned in Room movies ever since?

Still wild that all those memes and videos lead to one of the actors getting a book deal that was then turned into an academy award-nominated movie.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Poops Mcgoots posted:

Still wild that all those memes and videos lead to one of the actors getting a book deal that was then turned into an academy award-nominated movie.

Has Chuck Tingle made a movie yet?

mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few


Who's gonna star as Terry in the weekly shark movie?

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Poops Mcgoots posted:

Still wild that all those memes and videos lead to one of the actors getting a book deal that was then turned into an academy award-nominated movie.

Can't believe that movie deal lead to one of the camera techs becoming a minister in South Korea.

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe
In the midnight hour, he cried Morb, Morb Morb
With a Leto yell, he cried Morb, Morb, Morb

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Hey check this out: Jeremy Morbyn

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

some plague rats posted:

Hey check this out: Jeremy Morbyn

even more anti-semitic

Scaramouche
Mar 26, 2001

SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!

RareAcumen posted:

Everything memed too much will eventually become a movie. Stay tuned for the Wendy's movie coming in 2025.

I'm waiting for the first entry in the Steakums Cinematic Universe

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Each meme acts as a reminder that Morbius is certain and inevitable. This is called a "memento morbi".

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Mr. Lobe posted:

I don't like the idea of Jared Leto getting another paycheck personally

You're right. We've been making fun of him for 20 years and he keeps getting roles in terrible films.

We should switch tactics and praise him.

Like for his fantastic work as Dr. Michael Morbius in the 2022 smash hit film Morbius

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

lmao

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
Its just the Bee Movie meme in 2022

I like it, its nostalgic

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

The white satin suit is something. But to pair it with a lace mantilla? That's gutsy.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

gleebster posted:

The white satin suit is something. But to pair it with a lace mantilla? That's gutsy.

Edit: or do I mean Mantua?

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

Bismuth posted:

Its just the Bee Movie meme in 2022

I like it, its nostalgic

It's more like the Fast and Furious meme but replace family with morb

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Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


RareAcumen posted:

Everything memed too much will eventually become a movie. Stay tuned for the Wendy's movie coming in 2025.

You joke but there was that kfc lifetime channel romance

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