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Anza Borrego
Feb 11, 2005

Ovis canadensis nelsoni

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Who wants to watch me poop?

Maybe it’s photoelectric glass?

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Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of yesterday and today is "talent"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3735-Frontenac-Ave-Windsor-ON-N9E-1M4/2066832563_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/12807-Still-Pond-Rd-Still-Pond-MD-21667/249560100_zpid/





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/426-Nursery-St-Nevada-City-CA-95959/19426357_zpid/





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/363-Dartmouth-College-Hwy-Lebanon-NH-03766/112998485_zpid/





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3319-White-Oak-Rd-Raleigh-NC-27609/6436878_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2922-Anderson-Creek-Rd-Talent-OR-97540/82343600_zpid/





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1538-Woodstock-Rd-Fredericton-NB-E3C-1P3/2062699168_zpid/ the home of studio potter Joan Shaw, sadly no pictures of her workshop


:3: sadly these guys do not convey


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/7930-SW-77th-St-Redmond-OR-97756/133634231_zpid/ not gonna lie I would spend a whole day at the ROCK MUSEUM




Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021
Building an outdoor model fort so that your Warhammer collecting son might play outdoors for once.

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "fortified". Homes on the coast that the realtor swears are not going to be swept into sea in 10 years. Also preppers and weirdos with a concrete fetish.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/146-Montgomery-St-Santa-Rosa-Beach-FL-32459/48116838_zpid/ claims to be an "iconic architectural marvel" but exterior looks like every other dumb beach mansion. By Archiscapes/TS Adams Studio (2019), interior design by Robin Rains. Chance of survival after climate apocalypse: 10% (flooding + seizure by proletariat after the revolution)






https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/108-Quebec-Ct-Dauphin-Island-AL-36528/51064247_zpid/ I fuckin love wood paneling. Chance of survival after climate apocalypse: <1% (already floods during high tide)



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/618-Pensacola-Ave-Fairhope-AL-36532/2082062277_zpid/ "2019 Mobile Bay Inspiration House" by Walcott, Adams and Verneuille. Chance of survival after climate apocalypse: 20% (up on a hill, but still gonna get hurricane'd)




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/21757-Clute-Canyon-Rd-Volcano-CA-95689/18202870_zpid/ Hideaway with a "fortified chicken coop" (there's a double layer of wire). Chance of survival after climate apocalypse: 25% (wildfires)



why the shingles


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/9-La-Luz-Ln-Santa-Fe-NM-87505/6855834_zpid/ pretty adobe home in Santa Fe. Chance of survival after climate apocalypse: 50% (drought)






https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/8616-S-19th-Ave-Phoenix-AZ-85041/62732983_zpid/ "Over $300k in renovations by the award-winning architects at The Ranch Mine add incredible security and aesthetic features to this home...Features include: Level 8 ballistic steel, bulletproof acrylics, commercial roll-down gates, and a 1200-sq.ft. panic area that can be locked down". Chance of survival after climate apocalypse: 0% (it's in Phoenix, Arizona) but you'll probably die from falling out of the loft and cracking your head open before that
don't need no stinkin railing

maybe it's good that the living/dining/kitchen have limited windows because the lot is entirely gravel and concrete

great patio, not depressing at all, good job architect

this is the hell that bad architects go to when they die. the back door is always locked. it is always 3pm. there is no escape.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Megillah Gorilla posted:

Who wants to watch me poop?

Maybe they watched too many horror movies and want to make sure nobody can ever hide around the corner and jump out at them.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Who wants to watch me poop?

Can I watch you tinkle OwO

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

That sante fe kitchen is nice.

Also I’m getting real sick of this new trend of curved sofas. That’s dumb !!

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


Youth Decay posted:

why the shingles


Let's pretend for a minute like this would actually be waterproof. How do you clean them????????

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Youth Decay posted:



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/8616-S-19th-Ave-Phoenix-AZ-85041/62732983_zpid/ "Over $300k in renovations by the award-winning architects at The Ranch Mine add incredible security and aesthetic features to this home...Features include: Level 8 ballistic steel, bulletproof acrylics, commercial roll-down gates, and a 1200-sq.ft. panic area that can be locked down". Chance of survival after climate apocalypse: 0% (it's in Phoenix, Arizona) but you'll probably die from falling out of the loft and cracking your head open before that
don't need no stinkin railing

maybe it's good that the living/dining/kitchen have limited windows because the lot is entirely gravel and concrete

great patio, not depressing at all, good job architect

this is the hell that bad architects go to when they die. the back door is always locked. it is always 3pm. there is no escape.


I guess we can call it "American Stalag" and go from there, put up a wrought iron sign that says "Architektur Macht Frei"

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Sirotan posted:

Let's pretend for a minute like this would actually be waterproof. How do you clean them????????

Replace your tub like you replace your roof, bing bong so simple

Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021
Drowning in the shingularity.

SkyeAuroline
Nov 12, 2020

Two houses to offer on the absolute opposite end of quality from Youth Decay's posts. and without gigantic images that don't properly resize to make the thread viewable at all on desktop

How to not follow in Frank Lloyd Wright's footsteps.
I love the juxtaposition of "1900s mansion" with "lovely budget-quality care home" construction. At that price something has to be catastrophically wrong too...

Anza Borrego
Feb 11, 2005

Ovis canadensis nelsoni
Upkeep costs on 54k SF must be astronomical

That aside, there is DEFINITELY something seriously wrong with that house

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this



talk about liminal space

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

Anza Borrego posted:

Upkeep costs on 54k SF must be astronomical

That aside, there is DEFINITELY something seriously wrong with that house

It's in Wellsburg, WV.

The Zillow search term of the day is "decompress". Because sometimes you just gotta...get away, you know?

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/4-Clove-Branch-Rd-Hopewell-Junction-NY-12533/30098703_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1857-NE-70th-St-Lincoln-City-OR-97367/60359484_zpid/





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1626-Sumter-Hwy-Rembert-SC-29128/121233681_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/102-120-Silver-Hollow-Rd-Woodstock-NY-12495/32883537_zpid/



guest house


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/6069-Maple-St-Angelus-Oaks-CA-92305/17382001_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/805-Austraw-Rd-Ligonier-PA-15658/2069605835_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/67-Jaycox-Rd-Medusa-NY-12120/29716545_zpid/





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/5070-N-Watervliet-Rd-Watervliet-MI-49098/73867998_zpid/ a perfectly normal house until you get to the ANIMAL CORPSE ROOM

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Magic Hate Ball posted:



talk about liminal space

That's a school gymnasium. A weird one.

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the next few days is "wonderland"

Part 1: Los Angeles

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1874-Morton-Ave-Los-Angeles-CA-90026/20741442_zpid/





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/8532-Eastwood-Rd-Los-Angeles-CA-90046/20801221_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2326-Stanley-Hills-Dr-Los-Angeles-CA-90046/20801543_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/8232-Skyline-Dr-Los-Angeles-CA-90046/20801432_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/9027-Wonderland-Ave-Los-Angeles-CA-90046/66108103_zpid/






https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/8909-Wonderland-Park-Ave-Los-Angeles-CA-90046/20800645_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/4750-Encino-Ave-Encino-CA-91316/19993850_zpid/




other house


guest house

other guest house


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/8321-Elusive-Dr-Los-Angeles-CA-90046/20801704_zpid/ former residence and studio of Douglas Riseborough (1952)




Anza Borrego
Feb 11, 2005

Ovis canadensis nelsoni
Can anyone recommend an affordable (maybe in this instance even “cheap”) modern armchair that’s NOT the IKEA Poang/Pello? I like the classics (Wegner Poppa Bear and Saarinen Womb) but even repros of those are fairly expensive and I’m not committed to a mid-century selection. Home style is simple and modern but not overly minimalist.

West Elm stuff is more expensive than I want to spend on an interim solution and this isn’t a piece I want to drop Room and Board money on at this point. Any ideas?

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of a few days is "wonderland"

Part 2: not Los Angeles

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/941-Delaware-St-Berkeley-CA-94710/24838057_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/668-Mule-Springs-Trl-Forest-Lakes-AZ-85931/7383263_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/6825-Pt-Dume-Malibu-Malibu-CA-90265/2062931133_zpid/ by Peter Choate (1978)




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/380-E-Canyon-Rd-Smithfield-UT-84335/2063083486_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/4164-Guadalupe-Fire-Rd-Catheys-Valley-CA-95306/70398962_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1363-Middle-Rd-Woolwich-ME-04579/303925561_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1778-Avalon-Ave-Yucca-Valley-CA-92284/17508196_zpid/






https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/Skaneateles-NY-13152/31780102_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2818-Raccoon-Trl-Pebble-Beach-CA-93953/19327143_zpid/ by Marcel Sedletsky (1964)


[img]https:/i.imgur.com/rxZhZX4.jpg[/img]

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

'sup.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/415-N-65th-Ave-W-Tulsa-OK-74127/2069148005_zpid/?mmlb=g,10









BEHOLD THE MAJESTIC SKYLINE



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2pBAUiKJhk

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.



$200k in mold equity I guess

SkyeAuroline
Nov 12, 2020


Is that elevator built how I think it is?

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Shoddily?

The Dave
Sep 9, 2003

Can't lie when it opened to the main floor with all the windows I wanted this thing to have a second go at life.

ohhyeah
Mar 24, 2016

Anza Borrego posted:

Can anyone recommend an affordable (maybe in this instance even “cheap”) modern armchair that’s NOT the IKEA Poang/Pello?

Armchairs cheaper than West Elm would be a store like World Market or even just Target.

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


Megillah Gorilla posted:

Who wants to watch me poop?

the entire skyline by look of it

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




You can have a easily maintained comfortable home, or you can be ready for the zombie apocalypse. A little mold is a small price to pay to keep your brains from being eaten.

Anza Borrego
Feb 11, 2005

Ovis canadensis nelsoni

Is this a renovated water tower??

SkyeAuroline
Nov 12, 2020

Facebook Aunt posted:

You can have a easily maintained comfortable home, or you can be ready for the zombie apocalypse. A little mold is a small price to pay to keep your brains from being eaten.

Right up until the mold gets your brain.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Anza Borrego posted:

Is this a renovated water tower??

Yes.

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the last few days is "wonderland"

Part 3: also not Los Angeles

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/427-2nd-St-NE-Faribault-MN-55021/81633435_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/6060-Grand-Mere-Rd-Stevensville-MI-49127/113091237_zpid/





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/411-SW-Woodlawn-Ave-Topeka-KS-66606/77502151_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/24-Keith-Hill-Rd-Grafton-MA-01519/57592506_zpid/






https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/37W756-Woodgate-Rd-Saint-Charles-IL-60175/4656462_zpid/ a weird giant...I guess it's a house? but more closely resembles a 1980s office complex



master suite is...something

gvibes
Jan 18, 2010

Leading us to the promised land (i.e., one tournament win in five years)

Youth Decay posted:


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/37W756-Woodgate-Rd-Saint-Charles-IL-60175/4656462_zpid/ a weird giant...I guess it's a house? but more closely resembles a 1980s office complex



master suite is...something


IIRC this is owned by the owner of precious moments (the terrible porcelain figurines) and yes, there are videos where they talk about their sex life.

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!
Bond villain exterior, suburban office park interior

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "illustrious"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1051-Dunlop-Ave-Forest-Park-IL-60130/3763594_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3330-Andreas-Hills-Dr-Palm-Springs-CA-92264/18138808_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/238-Main-St-Sag-Harbor-NY-11963/32720319_zpid/







https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1127-F-Ave-Coronado-CA-92118/17072988_zpid/ by Richard Requa (1925)




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/50-Mountain-Top-Rd-Bernardsville-NJ-07924/2063089148_zpid/ renovation/restoration of 1897 mansion by Annabelle Selldorf






https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1-W-123rd-St-New-York-NY-10027/2126331513_zpid/ by Frank Hill Smith (1890), restoration by Samuel G. White



TychoCelchuuu
Jan 2, 2012

This space for Rent.
That last house in New York is gorgeous.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
It absolutely is

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "reconnect"

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/33751-Dickson-St-Ashfield-Colborne-Wawanosh-ON-N7A-3X9/2062978708_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/11520-NE-Canyons-Ranch-Dr-Terrebonne-OR-97760/2065456677_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/15-Sticks-Allison-Rd-W-Southern-Gulf-Islands-BC-V0N-1P0/2063077926_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/52859-Loon-Feather-Ln-Spring-Lake-MN-56680/120635889_zpid/seasonal cabin




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3660-Opus-Hut-County-Rd-8-Silverton-CO-81433/2062600169_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/849-Burbin-Ln-Camano-Island-WA-98282/60885124_zpid/


second unit


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/9267-N-Mile-23-Ln-Sundance-UT-84604/11949492_zpid/
model train track spotted





Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

The Zillow search term of the day is "epicurean". Expensive houses with fancy kitchens.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/18-Club-Dr-Southampton-NY-11968/32733754_zpid/



https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3523-Westfall-Dr-Encino-CA-91436/19995134_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1176-Bella-Vista-Dr-Saint-Louis-MO-63131/2762851_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/680-Dove-Ln-Watsonville-CA-95076/16165294_zpid/


https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3630-Spring-Mountain-Rd-Saint-Helena-CA-94574/53732736_zpid/




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/831-E-Rockwood-Blvd-Spokane-WA-99203/23531350_zpid/





https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/9343-NE-Yama-Ridge-Ln-Bainbridge-Island-WA-98110/83834132_zpid/ by Katz/Townshend Architecture (2008)




https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/335-Trousdale-Pl-Beverly-Hills-CA-90210/20534455_zpid/ mid-century house redesigned by Studio Shamsiri


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HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib


You know how much I love it when the curtains match the upholstery and the linens and the wallpaper (this is the Friar Tuck Inn in 1972 per the caption on deadmotelsusa.com)

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