Lunchmeat Larry posted:

Dreamed I was having a wank and Goku came in and saw me. He was super interested and was like "wow! Is rgis a new training technique? I can't wait to show Krillin!" and I was desperate to get rid of him so I could finish but he wouldn't take the hint and just kept asking me what I was doing

Bicyclops posted:

fast times at ridgemont high remake got real weird

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

Dreamed I was having a wank and Goku came in and saw me. He was super interested and was like "wow! Is rgis a new training technique? I can't wait to show Krillin!" and I was desperate to get rid of him so I could finish but he wouldn't take the hint and just kept asking me what I was doing

Bicyclops posted:

fast times at ridgemont high remake got real weird

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

Dreamed I was having a wank and Goku came in and saw me. He was super interested and was like "wow! Is rgis a new training technique? I can't wait to show Krillin!" and I was desperate to get rid of him so I could finish but he wouldn't take the hint and just kept asking me what I was doing

Bicyclops posted:

I had a dream last night that I was in the Imp Loft as my avatar, but none of the other imps were there. instead it was all a bunch of Spore creatures speaking Simlish, yelling things like "bishtasterm du bishtasterm!" cheerfully as I walked by. I was wandering around desperately trying to find another actual person, and suddenly I heard a slow clap.

Robin Williams was sitting on a giant throne that looked it was made of Legos, surrounded by a bunch of copies of Joan in her underwear staring off into the distance, blankly smiling. Robin was wearing his Toys hat and looked young. I didn't realize it until I woke up, but when he talked, it was actually Gene Wilder's voice.

"do you like it?" he said. "I made all the creatures here to keep me company." apparently, EA had uploaded his consciousness as part of an experimental emergency procedure when he was dying. he showed me the dark marks all around his neck. I asked him if I was dead too and he said "all in good time, all in good time!"

apparently Robin Williams was actually retarded_clown and the reason r_c stopped posting was because of his death (I have no idea if these timelines match up at all). he missed the imp zone "more than movies, more than stand-up, and more than pussy," but he'd found a way to keep posting, as long as he could have access to an IK account.

I asked again if I was dead and he told me the next time that I interrupted, he would have to put me in the pool, and pointed toward it. when I looked, there were a bunch more Joans, all in their underwear, clearly bloated and dead. I walked to the side of the pool and one of them suddenly grabbed my foot. I tried to scream, but no sound would come out of my mouth and Robin Williams laughed and laughed in his gene wilder voice until the dead Joan pulled on my leg and I woke up.

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

Dreamed I was having a wank and Goku came in and saw me. He was super interested and was like "wow! Is rgis a new training technique? I can't wait to show Krillin!" and I was desperate to get rid of him so I could finish but he wouldn't take the hint and just kept asking me what I was doing

Joan posted:

Lol but also

That Little Demon posted:

had a nightmare last night that Joey the Monkey from Beyond Vaudeville was dancing in front of a greenscreen showing my character in minecraft repeatedly being killed in awful ways like lava being poured on my head, 100 creepers blowing me into bits, drowning, and it was all happening as this song played ominously

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9tjf9eG8WE

for reference this is Joey the Monkey

That Little Demon posted:

had a nightmare last night that Joey the Monkey from Beyond Vaudeville was dancing in front of a greenscreen showing my character in minecraft repeatedly being killed in awful ways like lava being poured on my head, 100 creepers blowing me into bits, drowning, and it was all happening as this song played ominously

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9tjf9eG8WE

for reference this is Joey the Monkey

Sub-Actuality posted:

david lynch reading that dream:

Sub-Actuality posted:

david lynch reading that dream:

That Little Demon posted:

had a nightmare last night that Joey the Monkey from Beyond Vaudeville was dancing in front of a greenscreen showing my character in minecraft repeatedly being killed in awful ways like lava being poured on my head, 100 creepers blowing me into bits, drowning, and it was all happening as this song played ominously

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9tjf9eG8WE

for reference this is Joey the Monkey

Sub-Actuality posted:

david lynch reading that dream:

P-Mack posted:

Dreamed I was playing Monhun with the imp crew, we started a hunt that was the Sunbreak final boss followed by a special Tigrex for some reason. I checked the minimap and realized that the monster icon had been replaced by a low res picture of Mila Kunis's face. I remembered that Capcom had announced a promotion where they were partnering with celebrities and using advanced tech to replace the AI in their games with constructs derived from celebrity brain scans. It turns out she was really loving vicious cause we were getting our asses kicked, and everyone chose to abandon hunt in the first phase cause we were too scared to see what hosed up moves she'd do with the speed and mobility of a Tigrex.

P-Mack posted:

Dreamed I was playing Monhun with the imp crew, we started a hunt that was the Sunbreak final boss followed by a special Tigrex for some reason. I checked the minimap and realized that the monster icon had been replaced by a low res picture of Mila Kunis's face. I remembered that Capcom had announced a promotion where they were partnering with celebrities and using advanced tech to replace the AI in their games with constructs derived from celebrity brain scans. It turns out she was really loving vicious cause we were getting our asses kicked, and everyone chose to abandon hunt in the first phase cause we were too scared to see what hosed up moves she'd do with the speed and mobility of a Tigrex.

mycophobia posted:

Just woke up from a nightmare where among other things I found a new NES somewhere in an alley or something which had a six position switch on the back of it, one of which was ominously labeled "child porn". I went through every other option which made the NES play some random bootleg games, and when I came back around to it I was like "there's no way this is actually what it says it is. I mean it's an NES, and why would they just label it like that?" Morbidly curious I turned it on and it was a slideshow of wikihow diagrams for "life hacks"

That Little Demon posted:

had a nightmare last night that Joey the Monkey from Beyond Vaudeville was dancing in front of a greenscreen showing my character in minecraft repeatedly being killed in awful ways like lava being poured on my head, 100 creepers blowing me into bits, drowning, and it was all happening as this song played ominously

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9tjf9eG8WE

for reference this is Joey the Monkey

mycophobia posted:

Just woke up from a nightmare where among other things I found a new NES somewhere in an alley or something which had a six position switch on the back of it, one of which was ominously labeled "child porn". I went through every other option which made the NES play some random bootleg games, and when I came back around to it I was like "there's no way this is actually what it says it is. I mean it's an NES, and why would they just label it like that?" Morbidly curious I turned it on and it was a slideshow of wikihow diagrams for "life hacks"

mycophobia posted:

Just woke up from a nightmare where among other things I found a new NES somewhere in an alley or something which had a six position switch on the back of it, one of which was ominously labeled "child porn". I went through every other option which made the NES play some random bootleg games, and when I came back around to it I was like "there's no way this is actually what it says it is. I mean it's an NES, and why would they just label it like that?" Morbidly curious I turned it on and it was a slideshow of wikihow diagrams for "life hacks"

P-Mack posted:

Dreamed I was playing Monhun with the imp crew, we started a hunt that was the Sunbreak final boss followed by a special Tigrex for some reason. I checked the minimap and realized that the monster icon had been replaced by a low res picture of Mila Kunis's face. I remembered that Capcom had announced a promotion where they were partnering with celebrities and using advanced tech to replace the AI in their games with constructs derived from celebrity brain scans. It turns out she was really loving vicious cause we were getting our asses kicked, and everyone chose to abandon hunt in the first phase cause we were too scared to see what hosed up moves she'd do with the speed and mobility of a Tigrex.

mycophobia posted:

Just woke up from a nightmare where among other things I found a new NES somewhere in an alley or something which had a six position switch on the back of it, one of which was ominously labeled "child porn". I went through every other option which made the NES play some random bootleg games, and when I came back around to it I was like "there's no way this is actually what it says it is. I mean it's an NES, and why would they just label it like that?" Morbidly curious I turned it on and it was a slideshow of wikihow diagrams for "life hacks"

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

Dreamed that the Smith in Monster Hunter was Doug Marcaida and he kept saying loud, repetitive RE4 merchant style lines like "what a blade! It will keel!" whenever I forged a weapon and I was irrationally annoyed by it, like dude I'm making a giant axe out of an elder dragon of course it's going to loving keel. I then realized the palico smith next to him was Hank Hill and he just said things like "you're gonna dress your lil' buddy in that? Huh, ain't that somethin" and it calmed me down.

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

Dreamed that the Smith in Monster Hunter was Doug Marcaida and he kept saying loud, repetitive RE4 merchant style lines like "what a blade! It will keel!" whenever I forged a weapon and I was irrationally annoyed by it, like dude I'm making a giant axe out of an elder dragon of course it's going to loving keel. I then realized the palico smith next to him was Hank Hill and he just said things like "you're gonna dress your lil' buddy in that? Huh, ain't that somethin" and it calmed me down.

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

Dreamed that the Smith in Monster Hunter was Doug Marcaida and he kept saying loud, repetitive RE4 merchant style lines like "what a blade! It will keel!" whenever I forged a weapon and I was irrationally annoyed by it, like dude I'm making a giant axe out of an elder dragon of course it's going to loving keel. I then realized the palico smith next to him was Hank Hill and he just said things like "you're gonna dress your lil' buddy in that? Huh, ain't that somethin" and it calmed me down.

mycophobia posted:

Just woke up from a nightmare where among other things I found a new NES somewhere in an alley or something which had a six position switch on the back of it, one of which was ominously labeled "child porn". I went through every other option which made the NES play some random bootleg games, and when I came back around to it I was like "there's no way this is actually what it says it is. I mean it's an NES, and why would they just label it like that?" Morbidly curious I turned it on and it was a slideshow of wikihow diagrams for "life hacks"

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

Dreamed that the Smith in Monster Hunter was Doug Marcaida and he kept saying loud, repetitive RE4 merchant style lines like "what a blade! It will keel!" whenever I forged a weapon and I was irrationally annoyed by it, like dude I'm making a giant axe out of an elder dragon of course it's going to loving keel. I then realized the palico smith next to him was Hank Hill and he just said things like "you're gonna dress your lil' buddy in that? Huh, ain't that somethin" and it calmed me down.

tmfc posted:

P-Mack posted:

Dreamed I was playing Monhun with the imp crew, we started a hunt that was the Sunbreak final boss followed by a special Tigrex for some reason. I checked the minimap and realized that the monster icon had been replaced by a low res picture of Mila Kunis's face. I remembered that Capcom had announced a promotion where they were partnering with celebrities and using advanced tech to replace the AI in their games with constructs derived from celebrity brain scans. It turns out she was really loving vicious cause we were getting our asses kicked, and everyone chose to abandon hunt in the first phase cause we were too scared to see what hosed up moves she'd do with the speed and mobility of a Tigrex.

mycophobia posted:

Just woke up from a nightmare where among other things I found a new NES somewhere in an alley or something which had a six position switch on the back of it, one of which was ominously labeled "child porn". I went through every other option which made the NES play some random bootleg games, and when I came back around to it I was like "there's no way this is actually what it says it is. I mean it's an NES, and why would they just label it like that?" Morbidly curious I turned it on and it was a slideshow of wikihow diagrams for "life hacks"

tmfc posted:

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

Dreamed that the Smith in Monster Hunter was Doug Marcaida and he kept saying loud, repetitive RE4 merchant style lines like "what a blade! It will keel!" whenever I forged a weapon and I was irrationally annoyed by it, like dude I'm making a giant axe out of an elder dragon of course it's going to loving keel. I then realized the palico smith next to him was Hank Hill and he just said things like "you're gonna dress your lil' buddy in that? Huh, ain't that somethin" and it calmed me down.

tmfc posted:

tmfc posted:

tmfc posted:

elf help book posted:

a modded system