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yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

Pedophilia = Lulz

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Conrad_Birdie
Jul 10, 2009

I WAS THERE
WHEN CODY RHODES
FINISHED THE STORY
All I remember was Theory was horrifically overpushed in Evolve in 2018 and nobody loving liked him and he stunk up the main event scene which otherwise was people like Keith Lee and Darby Allin and JD Drake and they put Priscilla Kelley with him to try to get any response from the crowds and they made zero sense together. It was clear he was a Fed plant even back then?

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

yea ok posted:

Pedophilia = Lulz

Everyone has a line its just different for different folks

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Cavauro fucked around with this message at 02:02 on Jul 6, 2022

davidbix
Jun 14, 2016

Wow, Bix. First K.Rool, then Steve and now SEPHIROTH? Your dream game is real!

Conrad_Birdie posted:

All I remember was Theory was horrifically overpushed in Evolve in 2018 and nobody loving liked him and he stunk up the main event scene which otherwise was people like Keith Lee and Darby Allin and JD Drake and they put Priscilla Kelley with him to try to get any response from the crowds and they made zero sense together. It was clear he was a Fed plant even back then?
The way I've always heard it was that Gabe basically had to beg for them to hold off on signing Theory because of whatever plans he had for the guy. Long-haired Theory as a babyface was a fun young high flyer type, but the haircut and heel turn made him a generic Randy Orton type.

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

https://twitter.com/willcooling/status/1544488857076486146

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Will never forget how Will tried to tell everyone who would listen how lovely Matt Sydal was before and after AEW signed him. Has his finger on the pulse that one.

Lead Pipe Cinch
Mar 10, 2003

Heavy Metal Bakesale


https://twitter.com/willcooling/status/1544488857076486146?s=21&t=77PEqyxaAB7YJ5xldRK3GA

Exhibit Ad Infinitum why the takesmen need to find the spectrum of opinions that exist between the “best thing ever” and “loving dog poo poo.”

Potentially legitimate point of criticism wasted because man needed to get hyperbolic about not liking something.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Lead Pipe Cinch posted:

https://twitter.com/willcooling/status/1544488857076486146?s=21&t=77PEqyxaAB7YJ5xldRK3GA

Exhibit Ad Infinitum why the takesmen need to find the spectrum of opinions that exist between the “best thing ever” and “loving dog poo poo.”

Potentially legitimate point of criticism wasted because man needed to get hyperbolic about not liking something.

Nah he's just really stupid.

Lead Pipe Cinch
Mar 10, 2003

Heavy Metal Bakesale


I was trying to be charitable, but fair enough.

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around


Who ever said he was supposed to be a coward? He's a piece of poo poo and a little gremlin, sure, but he's not a coward. They're all just slimy dicks and they'll all happily admit it.

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012


Britwres people who are bitter their entire scene turned out to be WWE marks, nonces, or both and take that out on everyone who enjoys anything in pro wrestling are so lame.

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
The text of that promo is "I missed my child's first steps for an insanely violent and ostensibly pointless match, but it was all worth it because I got to tap out before my glorious leader could." Part of the reason it's so good is because it's deranged heel henchman poo poo

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Lead Pipe Cinch posted:

https://twitter.com/willcooling/status/1544488857076486146?s=21&t=77PEqyxaAB7YJ5xldRK3GA

Exhibit Ad Infinitum why the takesmen need to find the spectrum of opinions that exist between the “best thing ever” and “loving dog poo poo.”

Potentially legitimate point of criticism wasted because man needed to get hyperbolic about not liking something.

Nah, textured character motivations and shades of grey morality are way more interesting

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Lead Pipe Cinch posted:

https://twitter.com/willcooling/status/1544488857076486146?s=21&t=77PEqyxaAB7YJ5xldRK3GA

Exhibit Ad Infinitum why the takesmen need to find the spectrum of opinions that exist between the “best thing ever” and “loving dog poo poo.”

Potentially legitimate point of criticism wasted because man needed to get hyperbolic about not liking something.

Bad take inception

https://twitter.com/lifeafterkosovo/status/1544491874270027777?t=oIgldyHGlLabptaBdyhESQ&s=19

Mick Foley, noted awful heel.

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
"i don't regret missing my kid's first steps because i got to be a lapdog to my narcissist boss" is not a babyface promo

SilverMike
Sep 17, 2007

TBD


It is if you love the taste of boot.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
https://twitter.com/ringer/status/1544704521946923009

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


SilverMike posted:

It is if you love the taste of boot.

I don't think Werner Herzog posts here

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

I'm not reading the ringer but lol at Theory having ANYTHING in common with Rude. Which isn't even throwing shade on Theory, just it'd be like asking if Sleepy Girl is the new Mickie James. I mean... no? Not really?

Cult of Pies
Oct 2, 2021
is balsamic vinegar and soda the new coke? (no)

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

I'm going to post a non wrestling bad take because this cracked me up

https://twitter.com/Luke_GoMavs/status/1544817356488069121?t=9VYkSw-J8jzOKuoIctJ-RA&s=19

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

Five loaves, two fish!

He ain’t use his own boat to go into the water to preach on a carpenters budget!

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

I know that, that isn’t the point but how loving callous and cruel do you have to be to have that bad opinion

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Shard posted:

I'm going to post a non wrestling bad take because this cracked me up

https://twitter.com/Luke_GoMavs/status/1544817356488069121?t=9VYkSw-J8jzOKuoIctJ-RA&s=19

How does this dude not understand those were worked loaves?

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
Jesus lived the gimmick brother

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Me, an idiot: "It's an allegory and they always had enough food but their greed blinded them to it"
You, a genius: "Because I'm a wizard Tony!"

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

Venomous posted:

wasn't Theory an indie guy who came in through Evolve

Theory stinks of being an industry plant. Even the takes about him being handsome are weird because he's an unusual looking person.

Testekill fucked around with this message at 11:17 on Jul 7, 2022

bartok
May 10, 2006



Testekill posted:

Theory stinks of being an industry plant. Even the takes about him being handsome are weird because he's an unusual looking person.

He looks like a Titan from Attack on Titan.

Guillermus
Dec 28, 2009



https://twitter.com/JordynneGrace/status/1544859134859911173?t=kLd4xy-EA32wm2aBegzj2g&s=19

Post is the one Jordynne quoted (and I agree with her)

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
https://twitter.com/ZechMcGOATson/status/1541222065524686850

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

The Balding Biased Bucks

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

noted gimmicks that are just they are great workers:

Pentagon Oscuro
Orange Cassidy
Wardlow
Jon Moxley
Bryan Danielson
Kenny Omega
Young Bucks
Ricky Starks
Powerhouse Hobbs


I guess when they say gimmicks they mean like trash man or literal clown

Kosmo Gallion
Sep 13, 2013
"push Wardlow, Miro and Eddie Kingston"

What show is this guy watching?

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Kosmo Gallion posted:

"push Wardlow, Miro and Eddie Kingston"

What show is this guy watching?

He doesn't watch AEW op

ThePariah
Feb 10, 2014
I wish AEW let heels "head" offensive, like Christian making fun of Jungle Boy's dad for being dead.

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."
I love Christian.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003




WWE wrestlers don't even have the gimmick of being great wrestlers

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Testekill posted:

Theory stinks of being an industry plant. Even the takes about him being handsome are weird because he's an unusual looking person.

what does this mean

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Guillermus
Dec 28, 2009



CommonShore posted:

what does this mean

Mister Stink!

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