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If you don't want to be called, take it up with the postmaster, fella
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He got your number from Chaplain Crabtree, or maybe a corkboard.
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BeanpolePeckerwood posted:it owns. my co-workers were super frustrated by it until i told them what's up Wtf, why spill the beans?
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Jul 5, 2022 12:41
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what can i say, i'm a dumbass who needs to have his face introduced to a knee bone homes
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beanpole and peckerwood are both pretty LPC words
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does anyone have the name of the more recent skit where he talks about nebulizer? , or what release has it?
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well if you're trying to add vapour to the retro vapourized nebulizer? (was only 21 years ago, recent? Vol 4)
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I think there's a more recent one that I'm thinking about, I know about the volume 4 one
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Jul 5, 2022 23:46
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How bout I bring something more recent to your shinbone?
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Jul 6, 2022 00:34
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whatever you bring might end up with a fat lip, i'll do a backflip kick on your flippin vertebrae honkey
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I'm gonna whouop ya
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Matryoshka SexDoll posted:I'm gonna whouop ya hhhhhhhhooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaawwwwwwwww yeah , YEAAHHHHHHH, WOW!
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BeanpolePeckerwood posted:whatever you bring might end up with a fat lip, i'll do a backflip kick on your flippin vertebrae honkey ok im-a fixin to ring the phone company, because this here is a bunch of HOOEY
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Jul 6, 2022 02:42
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Sir, I AM authorized to throw the millipedes at you. I need a triangular bed...if my needs aren't met, my fists will be met. By your jaw.
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Jul 6, 2022 06:31
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what's goin on up thar
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Jul 6, 2022 22:38
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A glue fountain with wasps? We make concrete fountains. Do it! Nothin’s stopping you. Put some snakes in your mouth.
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will you please just find the earthworm for me its all wee neeeeeeuuuuuuhhhhhhd
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Jul 8, 2022 10:10
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WELL I'M A FUCKIN' BEEF HOUSE, FOR ONE
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im gonna send ya down, down to the ground i'm gonna come up there huckin hubcaps left and right
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I was listening to the stream and I forget what the rest of the call was but it had the best LPC response ever victim: I think you have the wrong number LPC: dig this, I don’t
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Ralph Hurley posted:I was listening to the stream and I forget what the rest of the call was but it had the best LPC response ever In a similar vein, I like: fella: This is an unlisted number LPC: Like hell it is!
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lookahere bunghole
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Hi, this is Sasha. I'm a Whipmaster. I just wanted you to make sure you CLEAR the area, and stay out of my sight, okay?
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the stream is playing Neighborly Melange right now and I tuned in right in time for Reginald Buttcheek I still wanna know what happened there
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Who is the most aggro victim ever? I think "'I'm gonna shoot you in the loving face" guy is the top one I can think of.
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veni veni veni posted:Who is the most aggro victim ever? I think "'I'm gonna shoot you in the loving face" guy is the top one I can think of. You started it, now BACK IT UP! BACK IT UP, rear end in a top hat!
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Is that the same guy who keeps yelling C’MON BOY! C’MON BOY!
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Lotta Schizophreniacs ITT
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Malcolm Excellent posted:Lotta Schizophreniacs ITT I just want to produce more of my own natural tears, what's your problem up there, guy?
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Malcolm Excellent posted:Lotta Schizophreniacs ITT I do see a flag here on your account, meaning that you have been problematic.
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Who works for GameStop, you or me?
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Malcolm Excellent posted:Lotta Schizophreniacs ITT Whaddya mean there
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"...but what part of the kneading stage...?" "the pretzels come pre-frozen, sir" "well if you don't knead em, i don't need em"
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veni veni veni posted:Who is the most aggro victim ever? I think "'I'm gonna shoot you in the loving face" guy is the top one I can think of. https://youtu.be/miy8R60g6K0 Lol this fella really blows his top over Haywood from Food and Friends. He’s in the top running but maybe not at the very top because he doesn’t casually threaten LPC with a gun.
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Jul 19, 2022 23:57
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Yes, would it be permissible for me to maneuver your donuts? I'd simply like to come into the, uh, market and, and maneuver the donuts. I'd like to handle them. Personally.
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Where are my backing tracks? I need OGG VORBIS tracks. STAT!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqIsx0ngCuU Hi I'm an examiner with Space Horse
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Hi! I came in there ‘bout three, four days ago. I had, ah, some eye care done up here. And I’m just seeing lines and, uh, different shapes. I’m seeing a triangle every time I turn around up here. I’m not sure what’s goin’ on! I had my pupils dilated and I can’t tell what the heck’s goin’ on over here! I’m seeing spheres and I’m seeing brick walls and I can’t see!
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I’ve never understood why people think prank calls are so hilarious. Maybe it’s because I’ve worked a lot of lovely low paying jobs where I’ve had to answer the phone, but getting some minimum wage drone who already has to spend all day dealing with assholes as a captive audience for your epic pranks just isn’t impressive or funny to me. The last thing I want to do after running around for 6 hours and being called a stupid bitch by five different customers because they can’t get cash back from a gift card is listen to some chucklefuck who thinks he’s a comic genius try to provoke a reaction out of me with his Gilbert Gottfried soundboard. I’ll admit LPC is more elaborate and artful than that but having been on the receiving end of this sort of thing I have a hard time seeing it as anything besides tedious and annoying.
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