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HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?

Dimmable lights that can change colour are an absolute godsend for my eye problems but I admit that's a fairly small subset of the population. Still. Love em.

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Motronic
Nov 6, 2009

BeeSeeBee posted:

The whole thing, no, it was meandering and just rehashed a bunch of stuff. Care to make a point?

e: If you're thinking the hope I mentioned is like a broad autonomous robo-taxis zipping around kinda world, I don't mean that. I mean more like in my specific locale (their backyard, so good weather for it), and if 5% of local trips could replaced, even using pre-mapped everything, in 20 years, I would be happy. I'm not optimistically hopeful, more like desperately hopeful because there's uhhh nothing else coming down the pipeline and I'm tired of getting assaulted.

Yes, it's like you didn't even read the article. Your scaled down version of what you hope for is very unlikely outside of some other technologic breakthrough (in computing) that will fundamentally change what autonomous vehicles and most other industries that use computers will have to work with. It's going to require one of those quantum leap technologies that spurs a who era of "new stuff" that can be created because of this discovery/invention and autonomous cars will be the least of the things benefiting from something like this.

The entire point of the article is that we've hit a wall on "machine learning"/rote memorization and these vehicles will literally never be able to turn left safely unless they are on a closed course.

Heck Yes! Loam!
Nov 15, 2004

a rich, friable soil containing a relatively equal mixture of sand and silt and a somewhat smaller proportion of clay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W63oJtX0dP8

I always think of this when using Google to change my lights.

The Sean
Apr 17, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 7 days!

starkebn posted:

Turning off the lights in my house using the switch takes literal seconds. I've never wanted them dimmer, I've never wanted them coloured.

I just don't get it

Dimming is nice at nighttime.

Colors are pretty.

It takes me literal seconds to change as well.

Clarste
Apr 15, 2013

Just how many mistakes have you suffered on the way here?

An uncountable number, to be sure.
If you aren't walking up and down the stairs in the dark at 4 AM are you even living?

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Motronic posted:

Yes, it's like you didn't even read the article. Your scaled down version of what you hope for is very unlikely outside of some other technologic breakthrough (in computing) that will fundamentally change what autonomous vehicles and most other industries that use computers will have to work with. It's going to require one of those quantum leap technologies that spurs a who era of "new stuff" that can be created because of this discovery/invention and autonomous cars will be the least of the things benefiting from something like this.

The entire point of the article is that we've hit a wall on "machine learning"/rote memorization and these vehicles will literally never be able to turn left safely unless they are on a closed course.

The comment also discusses the root of many a tech nightmare: the desire to solve non-technical problems with tech solutions.

People harassing cyclists is still going to happen unless we work on solving that specific problem, because it's a problem with driver intent, not driver skill or capability.

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

Humphreys posted:

Yeah. I was kinda being specific for my usage sorry.

I was just clarifying for myself, no worries.

I have a few Pis sitting around, I should throw HamPi on one and hook it up to my HackRF and make an APRS node, but I'm lazy af.

I have a handful of Yeelight's in my room cus they're useful sometimes and executive disfunction means that I often work in the dark for hours cus I just didn't think to turn on a light, or turn it off before I fell asleep and leave it on all night. Any outside access is blocked behind my router, though, and everything is handed through self-hosted Home Assistant.

Neito fucked around with this message at 16:07 on Oct 7, 2022

BeeSeeBee
Oct 25, 2007

PT6A posted:

The comment also discusses the root of many a tech nightmare: the desire to solve non-technical problems with tech solutions.

People harassing cyclists is still going to happen unless we work on solving that specific problem, because it's a problem with driver intent, not driver skill or capability.

Lol yeah like I said, it's sheer desperation, I'd much rather have sensible transportation everywhere, but we aren't getting that either. If I can get rolling traffic calming, I'll take it.

Motronic posted:

Yes, it's like you didn't even read the article. Your scaled down version of what you hope for is very unlikely outside of some other technologic breakthrough (in computing) that will fundamentally change what autonomous vehicles and most other industries that use computers will have to work with. It's going to require one of those quantum leap technologies that spurs a who era of "new stuff" that can be created because of this discovery/invention and autonomous cars will be the least of the things benefiting from something like this.

The entire point of the article is that we've hit a wall on "machine learning"/rote memorization and these vehicles will literally never be able to turn left safely unless they are on a closed course.

I didn't think the article was all that well written or sourced enough to make the leaps they were. Like, the quotes are from a vision only company guy and Levandowski so it would be nice if they provided some actual insight into numbers, but it's just some annecdotes and generalizations. They needed to tell me how Waymo's doing and why what's currently live, picking up passengers is or isn't a dismal failure, not about Tony's trucks. I don't actually know what the state of the industry is as of late, but I didn't learn anything new about it from the article.

Who cares about lefts, just make a bunch of rights to avoid them like delivery companies :D

BeeSeeBee fucked around with this message at 19:07 on Oct 7, 2022

Freakazoid_
Jul 5, 2013


Buglord
I think the sudden pivot to electric vehicles matters a lot more right now.

Still, that market is so tempting, I bet car manufacturers will keep investing in research when they can.

BeeSeeBee
Oct 25, 2007

Yeah, and really the #1 far out there, cutting edge, future tech I want for cars in light of their growing EV weight and power are speed and acceleration governors. But honestly, it's probably less realistic than robo-taxis in terms of possible adoption.

TheFluff
Dec 13, 2006

FRIENDS, LISTEN TO ME
I AM A SEAGULL
OF WEALTH AND TASTE
It's fairly well established in traffic engineering that the way to make cars safer is by changing the road infrastructure. Putting up a speed limit sign has quite limited effectiveness; making the road and/or the lanes narrower so the environment comes closer to the drivers makes the road feel faster, so drivers are more likely to maintain a safe speed. There are tons of other little tricks traffic engineers can use to make roads safer, but a lot of them are essentially the direct opposite of what American car-centric environments tend to look like. Changing infrastructure is expensive and takes a long time, but it's most likely both cheaper and easier than changing the habits of hundreds of millions of drivers.

So many of the problems techbros attempt to solve by making individuals consume the right products are actually infrastructure problems, or can be solved with infrastructure, but you can't get funding for that :/

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2022/10/amazon-suicide-kits-have-led-to-teen-deaths-according-to-new-lawsuit/

quote:

Amazon lawyers have allegedly told parents that the online retailer had a right to sell these so-called “suicide kits." The kits are described in the lawsuit as bundled items that Amazon suggests buyers purchase together, including a potentially lethal chemical called sodium nitrite, a scale to measure a lethal dose, a drug to prevent vomiting, and a book with instructions on how to use the chemical to attempt suicide. The online retailer’s lawyers also allegedly said that it would be “unfair and inhumane” to hold Amazon liable for the teens’ deaths.

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010
The Financial Times sent a reporter to go have lunch with the future owner of Twitter, and the reporter got some political insights out of Musk along with the free meal. Some hot new solutions to geopolitical problems, too!

It's gonna be wild having this guy owning a social media platform, what with his personal resentment toward the left for (apparently) using neo-Marxist ideology to brainwash his teenage daughter into not liking him.

https://www.ft.com/content/5ef14997-982e-4f03-8548-b5d67202623a

quote:

The table is too small for the large plates we are sharing as a second course: a slow-cooked lamb that melts in the mouth, chillies in a walnut-based sauce and shrimp in creamy chipotle sauce. Musk is right: it is the best Mexican food I’ve ever had.

We turn to his views on government and politics and the Twitter Musk appears, the more emotional, unrestrained persona that comes across in his frenetic posts. He is lauding billionaires as the most efficient stewards of capital, best placed to decide on the allocation of social benefits. “If the alternative steward of capital is the government, that is actually not going to be to the benefit of the people,” says Musk.

He is railing against Joe Biden for being in thrall to the unions but also daring to snub him. “He [Biden] had an electric vehicle summit at the White House and deliberately didn’t invite Tesla last year. Then to follow it up, to add insult to injury, at a big event he said that GM was leading the electric car revolution, in the same quarter that GM shipped 26 electric cars and we shipped 300,000. Does that seem fair to you?”

Until recently Musk voted Democrat, although he is now more on the Republican side, or perhaps floating somewhere in between. He says he is considering setting up “the Super Moderate Super Pac” to support candidates with moderate views. He makes a point of telling me that he doesn’t hate Trump, even if he has clashed with him, and insists Biden is simply too old to run for a second term in office. “You don’t want to be too far from the average age of the population because it’s going to be very difficult to stay in touch . . . Maybe one generation away from the average age is OK, but two generations? At the point where you’ve got great-grandchildren, I don’t know, how in touch with the people are you? Is it even possible to be?”

Musk has a dystopian view of the left’s influence on America, which helps explain his wild pursuit of Twitter to liberate free speech. He blames the fact that his teenage daughter no longer wants to be associated with him on the supposed takeover of elite schools and universities by neo-Marxists. “It’s full-on communism . . . and a general sentiment that if you’re rich, you’re evil,” says Musk. “It [the relationship] may change, but I have very good relationships with all the others [children]. Can’t win them all.”

He also has a dim view of regulators, whom he sees as bureaucrats justifying their jobs by going after high-profile targets like him. He seems to be in a constant feud with one regulator or another, whether it’s over his own pronouncements or over the treatment of staff. Musk is unabashed about driving his employees hard. He was bullied as a child (and has also spoken of emotional abuse by his father) but is now sometimes accused of bullying others. He shoots back: if anyone is unhappy working for him, they should work elsewhere because “they’re not chained to the company, it’s voluntary”.

Does he ever think he’s above the law? That’s utter nonsense, he tells me: “I’m subject to literally a million laws and regulations and I obey almost 99.99 per cent of them. It’s only when I think the law is contrary to the interest of the people that I have an issue.” I wonder if he means the interest of Elon Musk.

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There are some topics that amuse Musk, eliciting prolonged laughter, and other questions that are met with deliberate silence before he speaks. The longest silence follows my question about China and the risk to Tesla’s Shanghai factory, which produces between 30 per cent and 50 per cent of Tesla’s total production. Musk has been an admirer of as well as an investor in China. But he is not immune to the gathering US-China tensions or the risk of a Chinese takeover of Taiwan. Musk says Beijing has made clear its disapproval of his recent rollout of Starlink, SpaceX’s satellite communications system, in Ukraine to help the military circumvent Russia’s cut-off of the internet. He says Beijing sought assurances that he would not sell Starlink in China. 

Musk reckons that conflict over Taiwan is inevitable but he is quick to point out that he won’t be alone in suffering the consequences. Tesla will be caught up in any conflict, he says, though, curiously, he seems to assume that the Shanghai factory will still be able to supply to customers in China, but not anywhere else. “Apple would be in very deep trouble, that’s for sure . . . ” he adds, not to mention the global economy, which he estimates, with precision, will take a 30 per cent hit. 

It may be Musk’s realisation that business decisions can no longer be made without regard to security and geopolitics — or perhaps it’s simply an arrogant belief that he has all the answers — that now leads him to offer his own solutions to the world’s most complex geopolitical problems. “My recommendation . . . would be to figure out a special administrative zone for Taiwan that is reasonably palatable, probably won’t make everyone happy. And it’s possible, and I think probably, in fact, that they could have an arrangement that’s more lenient than Hong Kong.” I doubt his proposal will be taken up. 

On Ukraine too, he has advocated a compromise with Russia that has earned him ridicule in Kyiv, where Starlink had made him a hero until now. He launched his peace plan in a poll on Twitter and suggested that Crimea, which Russia invaded in 2014 and later annexed, should simply be given away to Russia. Volodymyr Zelenskyy, the Ukrainian president, shot back with his own Twitter poll: which Elon Musk do you like more, he asked, the one who supports Ukraine or the one who supports Russia?

Jaxyon
Mar 7, 2016
I’m just saying I would like to see a man beat a woman in a cage. Just to be sure.



poo poo I thought we were at least a few years away from Amazon selling suicide booths.

Civilized Fishbot
Apr 3, 2011

Vegetable posted:

I shout “Lights out” and my google nest turns out the lights. It’s great.

More accurately you have to shout "OK Google, lights out" right? I thought Google was going to get rid of that at some point but I never heard about it happening

EDIT: Apparently it only works with the most expensive speaker model lol.

Civilized Fishbot fucked around with this message at 21:24 on Oct 10, 2022

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:

Civilized Fishbot posted:

More accurately you have to shout "OK Google, lights out" right? I thought Google was going to get rid of that at some point but I never heard about it happening

EDIT: Apparently it only works with the most expensive speaker model lol.

Does it learn your voice or can you link people to like a YouTube clip of someone shouting "OK Google, lights out"

Civilized Fishbot
Apr 3, 2011

Neo Rasa posted:

Does it learn your voice or can you link people to like a YouTube clip of someone shouting "OK Google, lights out"

It learns your voice, some stuff is restricted on voice some is not. With my setup (I bought a lot of this crap when I was a dumb teenager), you could turn off my lights with a YouTube clip like that but you couldn't access my calendar or photos.

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...
It's me, walking into a Google I/O bathroom after the original release of glass and shouting "ok Google, take a picture"

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Didn't they eventually put in a nonverbal cue for picture taking, but had it make a sound every time a picture was taken?

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Kwyndig posted:

Didn't they eventually put in a nonverbal cue for picture taking, but had it make a sound every time a picture was taken?

Someone I know plays a lot of Pokemon Go and complained to me the other day that no matter what he does, his phone will always make a shutter sound when he takes a pic of pokemon. Trying to explain that it's to alert people around him that someone could be taking photos of their kids really took too long to get into his head.

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...
IIRC it's a legal requirement in Japan, because some dudes are somehow physically incapable of not taking upskirt pictures

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

those people will still root their phone and replace the shutter sound with an empty wav

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

It's not a legal requirement at all, just something all the carriers got together and decided was the new normal. Also, they don't have to root the phone because they all use video to do their upskirts now.

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Yeah this is one of those things where the tech companies saw the writing on the wall and decided to get ahead of the legal regulations. If you do something voluntarily you can usually get away with the cheapest option (in this case just adding some code to the camera app on your phone) and it will be done the way you want it, instead of some legislature who might decide to have different standards in different locales.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

Hey remember back when Zuckerburg said that they got that leg technology for the metaverse side project thing that nobody uses?

Turns out it was a lie.

https://twitter.com/seldo/status/1580714050706554880

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 14 hours!
Between this and New World, it's kinda amazing that despite the constant dysfunction of the video game industry, everything else manages to be somehow worse at it and literally refuses to learn anything from it.

Can really tell Zuckerberg is boomerbrained as gently caress because only boomers have that level of complete inability to acknowledge video games.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

I think the only game that Zuck has played in the past decade is Civ5. I only know this because he joined a Civ5 Facebook group a friend is in.

Foxfire_
Nov 8, 2010

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 14 hours!

Detective No. 27 posted:

I think the only game that Zuck has played in the past decade is Civ5. I only know this because he joined a Civ5 Facebook group a friend is in.

He definitely mains Rome.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
tbf, how many fps'es actually model your legs when you look down?

tbf2 I guess this means you shouldn't model the body either, just rayman arms.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Maybe he needs to ask Tarantino's assistance.

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

PhazonLink posted:

tbf, how many fps'es actually model your legs when you look down?

tbf2 I guess this means you shouldn't model the body either, just rayman arms.

The VR ones do. I know you can see your legs in Robo Recall.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

Nenonen posted:

Maybe he needs to ask Tarantino's assistance.

ZZ Top will handle legs, Tarantino will consult on feet.

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


There was a tweet yesterday quoting Ursula K LeGuin on how mediocre fantasy gets praised by critics who've never touched fantasy since they they were eight, akin to a chef being impressed by buttered toast. I wish I'd saved it because it was posted in relation to all the techbro attempts to reinvent the wheel.

Aramis
Sep 22, 2009



PhazonLink posted:

tbf, how many fps'es actually model your legs when you look down?

tbf2 I guess this means you shouldn't model the body either, just rayman arms.

In most of them I'm familiar with, you get to look at other people's legs too.

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

thread title please

Thomamelas
Mar 11, 2009

Detective No. 27 posted:

Hey remember back when Zuckerburg said that they got that leg technology for the metaverse side project thing that nobody uses?

Turns out it was a lie.

https://twitter.com/seldo/status/1580714050706554880

They made a big deal about having Rob Leefield handle this project. And we all warned them, but did they listen.....

MixMasterMalaria
Jul 26, 2007

Thomamelas posted:

They made a big deal about having Rob Leefield handle this project. And we all warned them, but did they listen.....

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
listening to ScienceFriday and their segment about "gamification", lol at Amazon having some pokemon ripoff to make people box or find things faster.

god and I thought ubisoft, their towers, and checklists were bad.

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Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


PhazonLink posted:

listening to ScienceFriday and their segment about "gamification", lol at Amazon having some pokemon ripoff to make people box or find things faster.

god and I thought ubisoft, their towers, and checklists were bad.

Climbing the warehouse shelves so I can get housewares on my minimap

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