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So how many old westerns feature cowboys riding into the sunset?  Is there any science to this? Can you actually stay warm like this? The answer is yes! The answer is quantum! Alright so check it, once the yoke (the second atom past the corona) breaks earths relative horizon from the cowboys vantage, can the horse run fast enough to get real physical heat units closer to the sun? Well yeah, the sun is at its lowest interval of relative angular momentum/lateral travel on the local relative plane. The horse has to maintain a velocity of 28.3 mph to gain one quantum unit of heat every second. By the time the sun has set it’s the equivalent of a hot coal, he can continue into the warmth even after the last spec of light has passed the horizon, breaking camp in the dusky red twilight. Warm ground for the horses all night. 
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But what if I need to travel east?
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Oct 13, 2022 19:48
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the sun landing is a hoax op. if nasa hasn't done it (they lied about it) then a cowboy has definitely not done it. i hope this helps. please don't forget that nasa lies.
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Oct 13, 2022 19:58
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:But what if I need to travel east? Put on a sweater and some mittens? 
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Oct 13, 2022 19:58
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flubber nuts posted:the sun landing is a hoax op. if nasa hasn't done it (they lied about it) then a cowboy has definitely not done it. i hope this helps. please don't forget that nasa lies. They don’t want you to know about the sunjuice suckling flamingos with human lips on the pulverized sapphire beach in the middle of the sun. 
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Oct 13, 2022 20:02
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you know when a cowboy in a movie like, jumps off the balcony of an old saloon and lands right on his horse? would that be possible irl or would you explode your balls and break the horses back?
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Oct 13, 2022 20:15
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Sounds like some real nerd poo poo.
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Oct 13, 2022 20:17
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:you know when a cowboy in a movie like, jumps off the balcony of an old saloon and lands right on his horse? would that be possible irl or would you explode your balls and break the horses back? You could do it, It would probably gently caress up your spine and the horse's. And wouldn't be too good for you balls, taint, or butthole either.
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Oct 13, 2022 20:19
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u might as well be twerking on the sun
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Oct 13, 2022 20:22
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:you know when a cowboy in a movie like, jumps off the balcony of an old saloon and lands right on his horse? would that be possible irl or would you explode your balls and break the horses back? I've done it many times. Having your balls crushed against a trusty steed is half the fun!
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Oct 13, 2022 20:22
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sounds like it could be worth it if it would impress a nearby hot dame or something. i'll let the horse know.
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Oct 13, 2022 20:24
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op is a horse girl. confirmed
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Oct 13, 2022 20:26
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there was a movie called horse girl and it was stupid
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Oct 13, 2022 20:28
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I love ketamine.
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the real trick is getting the horse up to 83 miles an hour so you can go back in time.
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Oct 13, 2022 20:40
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A horse makes 15 horsepower.
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Oct 13, 2022 20:42
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ManBoyChef posted:the real trick is getting the horse up to 83 miles an hour so you can go back in time. it's 88 to go back in time dude
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Oct 13, 2022 20:43
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no thats not right
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:you know when a cowboy in a movie like, jumps off the balcony of an old saloon and lands right on his horse? would that be possible irl or would you explode your balls and break the horses back? Cowboys are basically America's samurai, which is why they can do all kinds of crazy poo poo.
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Wouldn't the 28mph wind chill negate any heat u felt
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:But what if I need to travel east? that's how they built the first pardner-cle collider
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Oct 13, 2022 20:49
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Kinda wanna fire up rdr2 now
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:But what if I need to travel east? you could just hop into a conveniently placed cannon and get shot to your destination of choice (people were a lot tougher in those days)
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Oct 13, 2022 20:56
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I would like to be a mustachioed third tier sidekick please
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Oct 13, 2022 21:01
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How many other cowboys can say they have poo poo off the side of a horse in motion?
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Oct 13, 2022 21:03
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 Now this is pod racing
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satanic splash-back posted:How many other cowboys can say they have poo poo off the side of a horse in motion? We always advise not to do this, as tempting as it is It's unfortunately more common than you think.
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Oct 13, 2022 21:04
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If you travel at some 1000 km/h you can keep up with the sunset. A beefy horse could do it easily I reckon.
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Oct 13, 2022 21:06
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This would be the easiest way to get to 1000 mph with horses 
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Oct 13, 2022 21:08
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If you own multiple horses you can just hop between them at full speed so they don't tire out. 3 or 4 horses should do.
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Oct 13, 2022 21:10
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Colonel Cancer posted:If you own multiple horses you can just hop between them at full speed so they don't tire out. 3 or 4 horses should do. this is known as clop rotation
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Oct 13, 2022 21:11
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I thought the old cowboy trick was pulling down a dudes pants and having a calf “milk” him with its sandpapery tongue.
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:So how many old westerns feature cowboys riding into the sunset? That's a lot of words about horses for a thread allegedly about cowboys. Sounds more like an old horseboy trick.
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horseperson pls
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new old horseperson trick
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:it's 88 to go back in time dude you need five less because horses also count for 5 more, it's a little something called horse power.
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If you push a cow over, it can't get up! Yeehaw jus like a defenseless turtle
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Huge Horse Clitoris
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Two buff cowboy kissing
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AARD VARKMAN posted:Huge Horse Clitoris 
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