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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


mobby_6kl posted:

:wrong: you're just supposed to hook up a compressed air quick release connector that will then attach to the dildo

https://twitter.com/Foone/status/1264928178281213952

https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1264929119021625344.html


If the emperor Caligula was around this is how he would've die.
:magical:

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The Claptain
May 11, 2014

Grimey Drawer

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

mobby_6kl posted:

:wrong: you're just supposed to hook up a compressed air quick release connector that will then attach to the dildo

https://twitter.com/Foone/status/1264928178281213952

https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1264929119021625344.html

That’s the connector I used to make my home made Theragun too.

Lead out in cuffs
Sep 18, 2012

"That's right. We've evolved."

"I can see that. Cool mutations."





The only issue I see is the idea that it might contain a battery that would last longer than a few seconds.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
10W maybe.

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



Even if it's the 'equivalent of a 10000W incandescent' it's gotta be a factor of ten off.

stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020
Got the Temu first order today. Took 7 days from order.

They have a weird tracking system. The first leg of the shipping is handled by their 3rd party shipping, and there is a no update on the location. Only on the last leg they hand it to UPS or USPS. I have no idea where the original warehouse is.


The clothes are fine, they are in the right US size. But the clothes and shoes only have metric size on them.

The fleece jacket is good quality; the puffy jacket on the flood has low end fake down material thats too thick and plasticy. But its a novelty double sided jacket. Can't complain too much for 10 bux each.

======================
Also a mini shoe post.

I am a big fan of the corcs style "convertible" shoes that's both casual and travel friendly, and also super breathing for sweaty people like me. I just don't like the Crocs plastic and Crocs colors. So over the summer I seek out all the "slingback" style leather shoes I could find on Amazon and Ali. From left to right, first is a Crocs sandal, 2nd and 3rd from Amazon, 4th only available on Ali. Look wise I like 4th > 2nd > 3rd. Comfort wise 4th =3rd > 2nd.

They are all about 30-35 shipped. I found that the shoes sizes are consistent if you don't look at their US size selection and order based on European size. I ordered all 3 on size 41 and they came in the right size, although they listed under different US size.

Also the black insoles are "3d printed insole", only on Amazon. Great for sweaty feet.

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



stephenthinkpad posted:

Got the Temu first order today. Took 7 days from order.

They have a weird tracking system. The first leg of the shipping is handled by their 3rd party shipping, and there is a no update on the location. Only on the last leg they hand it to UPS or USPS. I have no idea where the original warehouse is.

I've got a couple orders from them right now and they both say they are in "Springfield Gardens." Don't know if that's a actually where they are in the real world, though.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Hellraiser knockoff



We Have Such Sights To Show You.

Froghammer
Sep 8, 2012

Khajit has wares
if you have coin



I ordered this creepy dice box for myself after a rough weekend.

Looks sweet as hell.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Yeah my Temu order confused me in a similar way, I was like ‘holy poo poo it’s in Jersey already?’ after 2 days but it’s just them basically waiting for it. I’m excited for my box of crap.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

I love it when Ali says it’ll be here by October 20, and tracking has it somewhere in customs, and then it’s also in my mailbox on October 10.

:boom:

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Froghammer posted:



I ordered this creepy dice box for myself after a rough weekend.

Looks sweet as hell.

Difficult Fleshlight

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
For you maybe.

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


madmatt112 posted:

I love it when Ali says it’ll be here by October 20, and tracking has it somewhere in customs, and then it’s also in my mailbox on October 10.

:boom:

That's part of the experience

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB



Finally

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

Highen Fiber
Clapping Larry
Anti-shedding?

DRINK ME
Jul 31, 2006
i cant fix avs like this because idk the bbcode - HTML IS BS MAN
I hate it when the annual dick shedding happens, seems like a good sex tool to protect yourself.


I’ve been buying up a bunch of stuff for xmas for all the kids. Some special-effect glasses, Tamagotchis, Kaleidoscopes, those fun wire baskets that you can shape and play with, special Pokémon cards, lots of sticker packs, stencils and some sketchbooks for all the stickers and stencils.

The tamagotchi are strange in that there are loads of listings but they all have a reset button on the face with the other buttons, where it will no doubt be pressed by little fingers. So I ended up paying a more for tamagotchi that don’t have the reset button in the front, and I kind of overplayed for something I don’t think will hold their attention for long when I should have just went with the $3 option.

everdave
Nov 14, 2005
After like 3 months finally got a refund on some obviously lost poo poo. Ridiculous wait.

Ordered a “Apple” leather sleeve for my back ordered pro max on the way. It has the logo and lots of good reviews. $20 shipped…didn’t want to drop $60 on one from apple just to decide I wanted a different case…

US $15.81 69% Off | Official Original Apple Leather With Magsafe Case For iPhone 14 Pro Max 14 Plus Case Wireless Charging Magnetic Cases
https://a.aliexpress.com/_mtSUWb6

codo27
Apr 21, 2008

I always wanted a pair of shades like Morpheus' in the Matrix so for a five dollar note I ordered a pair today. Cant wait to see how they melt my face

holefoods
Jan 10, 2022

Have they given up on combined shipping? Ordered quite a few things in a small timeframe and they don’t seem to have been bundled together at any point. I personally hope they have since I’ve had more lost items recently, I’d rather not lose several at once.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
In my experience combined shipping was always only available for some items but not others. You should be able to see that before ordering.

brocked
Oct 25, 2005

All shall love me and despair!

DRINK ME posted:


I’ve been buying up a bunch of stuff for xmas for all the kids. Some special-effect glasses, Tamagotchis, Kaleidoscopes, those fun wire baskets that you can shape and play with, special Pokémon cards, lots of sticker packs, stencils and some sketchbooks for all the stickers and stencils.

The tamagotchi are strange in that there are loads of listings but they all have a reset button on the face with the other buttons, where it will no doubt be pressed by little fingers. So I ended up paying a more for tamagotchi that don’t have the reset button in the front, and I kind of overplayed for something I don’t think will hold their attention for long when I should have just went with the $3 option.

What has this done to my recommendations?
https://a.aliexpress.com/_m0fAv7I

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGuHDdSImFQ


I got this and it's amazing:

C$ 1.97 27%OFF | 77HD Prank Tricky Spoof Toy Family Game Simulated Farting Squeeze Toy Anti-Stress
https://a.aliexpress.com/_mqY9REU

My partner is going murder me.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Cocaine Bear posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGuHDdSImFQ


I got this and it's amazing:

C$ 1.97 27%OFF | 77HD Prank Tricky Spoof Toy Family Game Simulated Farting Squeeze Toy Anti-Stress
https://a.aliexpress.com/_mqY9REU

My partner is going murder me.

Also suggested on that page, probably :nws:

US $6.69 28% Off | Latex Butt Head Mask Adult rear end Cosplay Prop Halloween Party Costume Accessory
https://a.aliexpress.com/_mNqO28G

Don't Ask
Nov 28, 2002

There's some sort of upcoming sale on Ugreen products, how are their fast chargers and USB C to C cables? Aliexpress fire hazard or actually decent?

norp
Jan 20, 2004

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

let's invade New Zealand, they have oil
Don't buy chargers on Ali

Ugreen cables I've found to be fairly good but nowhere near the quality of Anker/Baseus ones

DRINK ME
Jul 31, 2006
i cant fix avs like this because idk the bbcode - HTML IS BS MAN

brocked posted:

What has this done to my recommendations?
https://a.aliexpress.com/_m0fAv7I

I take no responsibility. All my pokemon suggestions are completely family friendly.

Rare Saturday arrival of a great big octopus. It’s actually surprisingly good quality - another xmas present.

yippee cahier
Mar 28, 2005

Don't Ask posted:

There's some sort of upcoming sale on Ugreen products, how are their fast chargers and USB C to C cables? Aliexpress fire hazard or actually decent?

You can buy the same ones on Amazon. They’re good. Wasn’t much of a savings when I got stuff so compare the prices.

bagual
Oct 29, 2010

inconspicuous
one of these things is not like the other :thunk:

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

LONG DELAY~

everdave
Nov 14, 2005
I keep getting random CLIT SUCKERS and masturbation machines thrown into my recommendations. I’ve never bought it looked at anything remotely related I open links from here that are funny in a private browser but don’t even click on the sexually related ones. So weird

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


yeah man totally

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Here's an OBD2 reader for $17 including shipping. Seems like a great price if it can actually read all the codes and isn't just those useless ones that tell you nothing of use. I paid $80 for one that has worked great. The buttons, screen, and housing/shell look exactly like this, so maybe it's a good deal for a handy tool.

edit: Nevermind, I jumped the gun; there is fuckery with that URL. It shows the price for the cheaper one while it shows the image for the one that's actually worth buying. I should've looked closer.

Unperson_47 fucked around with this message at 06:48 on Oct 17, 2022

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

I'm a big fan on the little $5 ELM327 bluetooth OBD2 dongles, if you combine it with one of those cheap chinese car stereos that runs android you can install Torque on it and have a big dumb boost gauge in your dashboard

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


i got my niece one of these puppies last year and she loved it



post more gift ideas i need help

stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020
There are parrot-shark, horse-shark hybrids.

Kerbtree
Sep 8, 2008

BAD FALCON!
LAZY!
If this thing works, going to clone an RFID gate tag so I’ve bought :

https://a.aliexpress.com/_EjIrXpJ

Things the price of the blue handheld ones they only do as single frequency, but the listing says it’s both, and the pics show usbc as well.

Now to see if and/or which side of Christmas it arrives.

I’ll report back whether it’s garbo or not.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

r u ready to WALK posted:

I'm a big fan on the little $5 ELM327 bluetooth OBD2 dongles, if you combine it with one of those cheap chinese car stereos that runs android you can install Torque on it and have a big dumb boost gauge in your dashboard


Yeah me too, finally get to live out my F&F fantasies!

These dongles seem to have some limitations on the data you can access and can't run commands on the car, like I think the better ones can for example tell the car to open the EGR valve so you can see if it's working properly. Though it might be also a limitation of my 20 year old cars :) Anyway for $5 you can't really go wrong with these. Still extremely valuable that you can just check the CEL immediately.

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Cached Money
Apr 11, 2010

mobby_6kl posted:

Yeah me too, finally get to live out my F&F fantasies!

These dongles seem to have some limitations on the data you can access and can't run commands on the car, like I think the better ones can for example tell the car to open the EGR valve so you can see if it's working properly. Though it might be also a limitation of my 20 year old cars :) Anyway for $5 you can't really go wrong with these. Still extremely valuable that you can just check the CEL immediately.

If you want more functions for diagnosis and testing get an autocom clone, they are very useful and work with almost every car. Dunno who sells the good ones but the one my friend bought worked exactly like the original with the real software.

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