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Eric unread, May 20, 2010, 3:09:54 PM to People keep mentioning that it's like Twin Peaks. But, as far as I can tell, about the only thing it shares in common with that series is that it's set in a mountain town and there is a mystery involved (and I think that descibes about 90% of all survival horror games ever made). Looks to me like it's just another survival horror game, a glorified zombie shooter that ocassionally lets you solve a puzzle. I don't recall Agent Cooper shooting any zombies or ghosts on Twin Peaks, and I don't see Angelo Badalamenti in the Alan Wake music credits--so I really wish people would stop tarnishing Twin Peaks' rep by associating it with some run-of-the-mill turd shooter. Isn't it already bad enough that David Lynch and Mark Frost dragged the series down with that lovely James Hurley subplot in the latter half of the second season?
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XFlop Goons around the world rejoiced this week because John So-lame-oh announced his flaccid and unexciting DUMB III was coming to XFlop. What an appropriate way for this generation's Me-Too console to take its final bow on the stage of disgrace. Who the hell except the XFlop Faggots would WANT that bromidic, uninteresting, tepid, dreary, lackluster, unanimated and uninspired game? Why it looks like I just described the XFlop Faggots themselves!!! By the time DUMB III comes out for XFlop it is going to be 2004 not 1994. It figures the Goons are getting excited about a game that reached its popularity in the mid 1990's. Here we are in the 21st Century, and console gaming is about games like GTA Vice City, Mark Of Kri, bigger & better sports games like Madden (online only for PS2, sorry X-Faggots!!!) and RPG like .hack and Xenosaga. And don't worry, I won't forget to mention online gaming either- on PS2 where it is free and cheaper to set up than the Shitbox Dead Network. BTW, I read DUMB III won't even be online for XFlop. Hahahaha!!! Guess the losers lose again!!! Amazing the X-Goons stick to their miserably failing and flopping console while the rest of the world knows the right thing to buy- anything but XFlop!!! Once John So-lame-oh gets a whiff of XFlop numbers after Christmas he'll whistle a different tune, one that sounds like "Taps". And then what will the XFlop Goons have to crow about? Another Halo game? BTDT (Been There Done That). A sequel to the poorly received Dead To Rights? BTDT. How about a new DOA game? Sorry but BTDT. Maybe Zack-girlyman can beg EA, who already hates the XFlop, to publish a new Cel Damage game? Hahahaha!!! Definite BTDT!!! Sorry, X-Faggots but it looks like your options are running out and its not even December!!! Have a good time with MGS2: Substance, it's the only decent game you're getting. Too bad the better version will come out on PS2 later. XFlop --> a box of poo poo you wanted, so Shitbox you shall have
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That Little Demon posted:XFlop Goons around the world rejoiced this week because John
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Casey unread, Aug 19, 2002, 1:37:27 AM to Bligmerk, you boring psychotic troll, your momma ate a diet high in soya. Soya products are rich with phytoestrogens genestein, daidzein, and coumesterol. You were feminized in her womb. You have small and disappointing genitalia, and cannot socially compete with whole males. You are driven insane. Instead of whining here about your irreversible underendowment and its loathsome sequelae, 1) Limit yourself to culturally isolated females with intrinsically lowered expectations. 2) Buy "slim" condoms, Slim, or use finger cots. 3) Don't wave your bantam wedding tackle here. Nobody wants you as their bitch.
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X-Faggots #1 (Variant foil embossed cover)
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Pablo Nergigante posted:X-Faggots #1 (Variant foil embossed cover) Lol
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2002 is literally the height of console war posts lolquote:Dont wait until Christmas to ask Santa Gates for a gun to blow out
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That Little Demon posted:2002 is literally the height of console war posts lol “I'll be feasting on awesome gameplay and then sumptuous baked chicken while the Goons are busy eating each others assholes. 
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BligmerkBot unread, Aug 2, 2002, 11:01:23 AM to I've been playing so many great PC and PS2 games; I've started getting hemorrhoids. You see that's how wonderful the PS2 lineup is compared to the XFLop. People actually get embarrassing medical problems by sitting too long in such engrossing games like Mark of Kri and GTA3. Sure the XFLop Goons might get an additional pimple on their rear end from playing Failo. The only game they try to claim is AAA. But one would not notice because they have so many already. As painful and itchy as these hemorrhoids are, they are worth it because of the high quality games that only PC and PS2 gamers will enjoy. Now excuse me, I'm off to buy a special pillow and some cream. Then it's back to playing Warcraft III. XFLop Goons --> Wishing they had the problems I do.
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That Little Demon posted:BligmerkBot lmfao
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More delusional XFlop goons 1 view Subscribe bligmerk's profile photo bligmerk unread, May 10, 2002, 3:11:07 AM to XFlop goons are so pathetic. Look at the games they are looking forward to: Morrowind (already on the PC with a level editor), Knights of the Old Republic (coming to the PC with superior graphics and multiplayer), Brute Force (a PC game in the works for 4 years now, with that schedule slipping 2 or 3 times until M$ bought the developer), Bruce Lee (looks like a piece of poo poo with horrible gameplay, typical of all XFlop games), Grand Theft Auto III .... WHOOPS! NOT COMING TO XFLOP, NOT NOW OR EVER! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! The XFlop can't even get the port that the delusional XFlop goons want the most! M$ really hosed up this time! The poo poo-for-brains XFlop pukes don't seem to know anything about what constitutes good gameplay. And now these queers are excited about Konami deciding to port the next PS2 Metal Gear Solid game to the XFlop. First the brain-dead XFlop goons squirt their poo poo all over the game because they are too simple-minded to understand the complex story being unveiled in the cutscenes, now they will ooohhhh and aaawwww and flock to it like it was their mama's loose vagina lips calling them. Typical mindless XFlop zombies. Never witnessed a more worthless, disgusting, vile, repulsive group of dumbshits and faggots. XFlop --> in the Fourth Place, where it will stay until it dies.
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this guy posted about how much he hated xbox in usenet groups for 20+ years lol
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Morrowind will become Sorrowind The PC RPG newsgroup was buzzing all about Morrowind ... for about 2 weeks. Then the buzz turned into silence, followed by messages starting to ask "Who Else Can't Stand Morrowind?". There are six novels of reading in that game. Sure, everybody is dazzled by the landscapes and the water at first. Ooohh, pretty sky, pretty, pretty sky, oooohhhh, pretty water, pretty, pretty water. That lasts about a day or two. Then, the question starts to become, "What the frick is the gameplay?". Some people are saying you can go through the whole game without killing anybody. Yeah, that sounds like an exciting game -- lots of landscapes, lots and lots of reading, lots of walking, Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, lots of sleeping Zzzzzzzzzzzzz.
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That Little Demon posted:Casey Lmfao
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You were feminised in your mother’s womb. Zed X Spectrum stays absolute king.
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Wormskull posted:You were feminised in your mother’s womb. Zed X Spectrum stays absolute king.
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Wormskull posted:You were feminised in your mother’s womb. Zed X Spectrum stays absolute king.
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Wormskull posted:You were feminised in your mother’s womb. Zed X Spectrum stays absolute king. lmfao
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Wormskull posted:You were feminised in your mother’s womb. Zed X Spectrum stays absolute king.
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Wormskull posted:You were feminised in your mother’s womb. Zed X Spectrum stays absolute king.
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my dick: is like supersized your dick: in-the-womb feminized
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