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Fungah!: Apr 30, 2011

Sub-Actuality posted:

Just had a dream that I was about to take some kind of certification test to prove that I had completed lifelong gamer tasks like beating certain games or finding obscure secrets etc. Whatever this certification was, I got the feeling it was incredibly important and that I had been working on it for many years.

An instructor pulled me aside with a grim expression and told me that they could find no records of any of my past work, and that I had to “level up” from scratch again (this was how he phrased it) to prove that I really was qualified. I was utterly devastated, and I walked outside and started punching through giant boulders with my bare hands and yelling “could I do this if I had never beaten Mario 64?!?”

Then I woke up abruptly, wondering how long it had been since I last saw a Julia Roberts movie

lmao

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Pablo Nergigante: Apr 16, 2002

Had a dream that I booted up Dead Space 3 and the opening was the exact opening to Final Fantasy X with Tidus replaced by Isaac doing the Listen to my story speech

# ? Oct 23, 2022 16:20

Sub-Actuality: Apr 17, 2007

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Had a dream that I booted up Dead Space 3 and the opening was the exact opening to Final Fantasy X with Tidus replaced by Isaac doing the Listen to my story speech

lmao

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# ? Oct 23, 2022 16:29

Leadthumb: Mar 24, 2006

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Had a dream that I booted up Dead Space 3 and the opening was the exact opening to Final Fantasy X with Tidus replaced by Isaac doing the Listen to my story speech

Better game.

PS this post is impervious to Flames because of the flame proofer.

# ? Oct 23, 2022 16:39

Leadthumb: Mar 24, 2006

Sub-Actuality posted:

Just had a dream that I was about to take some kind of certification test to prove that I had completed lifelong gamer tasks like beating certain games or finding obscure secrets etc. Whatever this certification was, I got the feeling it was incredibly important and that I had been working on it for many years.

An instructor pulled me aside with a grim expression and told me that they could find no records of any of my past work, and that I had to �level up� from scratch again (this was how he phrased it) to prove that I really was qualified. I was utterly devastated, and I walked outside and started punching through giant boulders with my bare hands and yelling �could I do this if I had never beaten Mario 64?!?�

Then I woke up abruptly, wondering how long it had been since I last saw a Julia Roberts movie

lmao

PS this post is impervious to Flames because of the flame proofer.

# ? Oct 23, 2022 16:44

extremebuff: Jun 20, 2010

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

I dreamt I was getting blown by my of age non related non elderly gf, only she kept making Waluigi noises and I couldn't see her face so it got spooky real fast, like at any second she was gonna turn around and be a daemon, or a witch or something. But my desire to nut was so strong I didn't stop her and figured she was just trolling me or whatever. I woke up with one of the most painful pee boners of my entire life and had semi-diarrhea shortly after.

lmfao

# ? Oct 24, 2022 03:17

extremebuff: Jun 20, 2010

fortnite casino dream.

i was in vegas and when I sat at the bar with one of those multigame consoles, one of the options was FORTNITE but it was in the cheesy old 90s program font

when i picked fortnite it asked me to bet. one credit was 10$. top 25 paid back, top 10 paid 2x, and winner paid 10x. I was on a hot streak, getting crown after crown, I was at like 700 dollars stomping on these oldheads

I made a tweet about how wild this was when I started playing it. when I checked my phone I had thousands of notifications. Synthy commented "BOB YOU WERENT ACTUALLY SUPPOSED TO PLAY FORTNITE WE WERE ALL JOKING YOU RETARD" and my tweet was being jabbed at by the entirety of earth

somehow all the tvs in vegas started playing Rhykker with breaking news that an awful person is profitting off fortnite with an incredibly unflattering picture of me at the bar in my boxers and flip flops, which is when I realize Im naked.

I try to cash out over and over but the app freezes and it says Connecting to Epic.. over and over. bouncers start making their way to me and I woke up

# ? Oct 24, 2022 21:06

Daikatana Ritsu: Aug 1, 2008

extremebuff posted:

fortnite casino dream.

i was in vegas and when I sat at the bar with one of those multigame consoles, one of the options was FORTNITE but it was in the cheesy old 90s program font

when i picked fortnite it asked me to bet. one credit was 10$. top 25 paid back, top 10 paid 2x, and winner paid 10x. I was on a hot streak, getting crown after crown, I was at like 700 dollars stomping on these oldheads

I made a tweet about how wild this was when I started playing it. when I checked my phone I had thousands of notifications. Synthy commented "BOB YOU WERENT ACTUALLY SUPPOSED TO PLAY FORTNITE WE WERE ALL JOKING YOU RETARD" and my tweet was being jabbed at by the entirety of earth

somehow all the tvs in vegas started playing Rhykker with breaking news that an awful person is profitting off fortnite with an incredibly unflattering picture of me at the bar in my boxers and flip flops, which is when I realize Im naked.

I try to cash out over and over but the app freezes and it says Connecting to Epic.. over and over. bouncers start making their way to me and I woke up

lmfao

# ? Oct 24, 2022 21:15

Punished Chuck: Dec 27, 2010

extremebuff posted:

fortnite casino dream.

i was in vegas and when I sat at the bar with one of those multigame consoles, one of the options was FORTNITE but it was in the cheesy old 90s program font

when i picked fortnite it asked me to bet. one credit was 10$. top 25 paid back, top 10 paid 2x, and winner paid 10x. I was on a hot streak, getting crown after crown, I was at like 700 dollars stomping on these oldheads

I made a tweet about how wild this was when I started playing it. when I checked my phone I had thousands of notifications. Synthy commented "BOB YOU WERENT ACTUALLY SUPPOSED TO PLAY FORTNITE WE WERE ALL JOKING YOU RETARD" and my tweet was being jabbed at by the entirety of earth

somehow all the tvs in vegas started playing Rhykker with breaking news that an awful person is profitting off fortnite with an incredibly unflattering picture of me at the bar in my boxers and flip flops, which is when I realize Im naked.

I try to cash out over and over but the app freezes and it says Connecting to Epic.. over and over. bouncers start making their way to me and I woke up

lmfao

# ? Oct 24, 2022 21:16

Fungah!: Apr 30, 2011

extremebuff posted:

fortnite casino dream.

i was in vegas and when I sat at the bar with one of those multigame consoles, one of the options was FORTNITE but it was in the cheesy old 90s program font

when i picked fortnite it asked me to bet. one credit was 10$. top 25 paid back, top 10 paid 2x, and winner paid 10x. I was on a hot streak, getting crown after crown, I was at like 700 dollars stomping on these oldheads

I made a tweet about how wild this was when I started playing it. when I checked my phone I had thousands of notifications. Synthy commented "BOB YOU WERENT ACTUALLY SUPPOSED TO PLAY FORTNITE WE WERE ALL JOKING YOU RETARD" and my tweet was being jabbed at by the entirety of earth

somehow all the tvs in vegas started playing Rhykker with breaking news that an awful person is profitting off fortnite with an incredibly unflattering picture of me at the bar in my boxers and flip flops, which is when I realize Im naked.

I try to cash out over and over but the app freezes and it says Connecting to Epic.. over and over. bouncers start making their way to me and I woke up

lmfao

# ? Oct 24, 2022 21:16

mycophobia: May 7, 2008

extremebuff posted:

fortnite casino dream.

i was in vegas and when I sat at the bar with one of those multigame consoles, one of the options was FORTNITE but it was in the cheesy old 90s program font

when i picked fortnite it asked me to bet. one credit was 10$. top 25 paid back, top 10 paid 2x, and winner paid 10x. I was on a hot streak, getting crown after crown, I was at like 700 dollars stomping on these oldheads

I made a tweet about how wild this was when I started playing it. when I checked my phone I had thousands of notifications. Synthy commented "BOB YOU WERENT ACTUALLY SUPPOSED TO PLAY FORTNITE WE WERE ALL JOKING YOU RETARD" and my tweet was being jabbed at by the entirety of earth

somehow all the tvs in vegas started playing Rhykker with breaking news that an awful person is profitting off fortnite with an incredibly unflattering picture of me at the bar in my boxers and flip flops, which is when I realize Im naked.

I try to cash out over and over but the app freezes and it says Connecting to Epic.. over and over. bouncers start making their way to me and I woke up

lol

# ? Oct 24, 2022 21:19

Wormskull: Aug 23, 2009

extremebuff posted:

fortnite casino dream.

i was in vegas and when I sat at the bar with one of those multigame consoles, one of the options was FORTNITE but it was in the cheesy old 90s program font

when i picked fortnite it asked me to bet. one credit was 10$. top 25 paid back, top 10 paid 2x, and winner paid 10x. I was on a hot streak, getting crown after crown, I was at like 700 dollars stomping on these oldheads

I made a tweet about how wild this was when I started playing it. when I checked my phone I had thousands of notifications. Synthy commented "BOB YOU WERENT ACTUALLY SUPPOSED TO PLAY FORTNITE WE WERE ALL JOKING YOU RETARD" and my tweet was being jabbed at by the entirety of earth

somehow all the tvs in vegas started playing Rhykker with breaking news that an awful person is profitting off fortnite with an incredibly unflattering picture of me at the bar in my boxers and flip flops, which is when I realize Im naked.

I try to cash out over and over but the app freezes and it says Connecting to Epic.. over and over. bouncers start making their way to me and I woke up

Lmfao

# ? Oct 24, 2022 21:20

symbolic: Nov 2, 2014

extremebuff posted:

fortnite casino dream.

i was in vegas and when I sat at the bar with one of those multigame consoles, one of the options was FORTNITE but it was in the cheesy old 90s program font

when i picked fortnite it asked me to bet. one credit was 10$. top 25 paid back, top 10 paid 2x, and winner paid 10x. I was on a hot streak, getting crown after crown, I was at like 700 dollars stomping on these oldheads

I made a tweet about how wild this was when I started playing it. when I checked my phone I had thousands of notifications. Synthy commented "BOB YOU WERENT ACTUALLY SUPPOSED TO PLAY FORTNITE WE WERE ALL JOKING YOU RETARD" and my tweet was being jabbed at by the entirety of earth

somehow all the tvs in vegas started playing Rhykker with breaking news that an awful person is profitting off fortnite with an incredibly unflattering picture of me at the bar in my boxers and flip flops, which is when I realize Im naked.

I try to cash out over and over but the app freezes and it says Connecting to Epic.. over and over. bouncers start making their way to me and I woke up

lmao

# ? Oct 24, 2022 21:21

Daikatana Ritsu: Aug 1, 2008

extremebuff posted:

me at the bar in my boxers and flip flops, which is when I realize Im naked.

# ? Oct 24, 2022 21:23

Pablo Nergigante: Apr 16, 2002

extremebuff posted:

fortnite casino dream.

i was in vegas and when I sat at the bar with one of those multigame consoles, one of the options was FORTNITE but it was in the cheesy old 90s program font

when i picked fortnite it asked me to bet. one credit was 10$. top 25 paid back, top 10 paid 2x, and winner paid 10x. I was on a hot streak, getting crown after crown, I was at like 700 dollars stomping on these oldheads

I made a tweet about how wild this was when I started playing it. when I checked my phone I had thousands of notifications. Synthy commented "BOB YOU WERENT ACTUALLY SUPPOSED TO PLAY FORTNITE WE WERE ALL JOKING YOU RETARD" and my tweet was being jabbed at by the entirety of earth

somehow all the tvs in vegas started playing Rhykker with breaking news that an awful person is profitting off fortnite with an incredibly unflattering picture of me at the bar in my boxers and flip flops, which is when I realize Im naked.

I try to cash out over and over but the app freezes and it says Connecting to Epic.. over and over. bouncers start making their way to me and I woke up

Lmfao

# ? Oct 24, 2022 21:24

American McGay: Feb 28, 2010; by sebmojo

Okay but playing Fortnite where if you win you got a bunch of money would be sick as hell.

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# ? Oct 24, 2022 21:25

mbt: Aug 13, 2012

extremebuff posted:

fortnite casino dream.

i was in vegas and when I sat at the bar with one of those multigame consoles, one of the options was FORTNITE but it was in the cheesy old 90s program font

when i picked fortnite it asked me to bet. one credit was 10$. top 25 paid back, top 10 paid 2x, and winner paid 10x. I was on a hot streak, getting crown after crown, I was at like 700 dollars stomping on these oldheads

I made a tweet about how wild this was when I started playing it. when I checked my phone I had thousands of notifications. Synthy commented "BOB YOU WERENT ACTUALLY SUPPOSED TO PLAY FORTNITE WE WERE ALL JOKING YOU RETARD" and my tweet was being jabbed at by the entirety of earth

somehow all the tvs in vegas started playing Rhykker with breaking news that an awful person is profitting off fortnite with an incredibly unflattering picture of me at the bar in my boxers and flip flops, which is when I realize Im naked.

I try to cash out over and over but the app freezes and it says Connecting to Epic.. over and over. bouncers start making their way to me and I woke up

lmfao

# ? Oct 24, 2022 21:25

Pablo Nergigante: Apr 16, 2002

American McGay posted:

Okay but playing Fortnite where if you win you got a bunch of money would be sick as hell.

Do you really need another reason to play besides Chun-Li�s giant rear end.

# ? Oct 24, 2022 21:29

symbolic: Nov 2, 2014

American McGay posted:

Okay but playing Fortnite where if you win you got a bunch of money would be sick as hell.

https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=esports

# ? Oct 24, 2022 21:34

extremebuff: Jun 20, 2010

symbolic posted:

https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=esports

lmao

# ? Oct 24, 2022 21:45

Smirking_Serpent: Aug 27, 2009

symbolic posted:

https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=esports

# ? Oct 24, 2022 21:47

Larry Parrish: Jul 9, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

American McGay posted:

Okay but playing Fortnite where if you win you got a bunch of money would be sick as hell.

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# ? Oct 24, 2022 21:47

Hizke: Feb 14, 2010

extremebuff posted:

fortnite casino dream.

i was in vegas and when I sat at the bar with one of those multigame consoles, one of the options was FORTNITE but it was in the cheesy old 90s program font

when i picked fortnite it asked me to bet. one credit was 10$. top 25 paid back, top 10 paid 2x, and winner paid 10x. I was on a hot streak, getting crown after crown, I was at like 700 dollars stomping on these oldheads

I made a tweet about how wild this was when I started playing it. when I checked my phone I had thousands of notifications. Synthy commented "BOB YOU WERENT ACTUALLY SUPPOSED TO PLAY FORTNITE WE WERE ALL JOKING YOU RETARD" and my tweet was being jabbed at by the entirety of earth

somehow all the tvs in vegas started playing Rhykker with breaking news that an awful person is profitting off fortnite with an incredibly unflattering picture of me at the bar in my boxers and flip flops, which is when I realize Im naked.

I try to cash out over and over but the app freezes and it says Connecting to Epic.. over and over. bouncers start making their way to me and I woke up

Lmfao

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# ? Oct 24, 2022 21:47

Spoderman: Aug 2, 2004

extremebuff posted:

fortnite casino dream.

i was in vegas and when I sat at the bar with one of those multigame consoles, one of the options was FORTNITE but it was in the cheesy old 90s program font

when i picked fortnite it asked me to bet. one credit was 10$. top 25 paid back, top 10 paid 2x, and winner paid 10x. I was on a hot streak, getting crown after crown, I was at like 700 dollars stomping on these oldheads

I made a tweet about how wild this was when I started playing it. when I checked my phone I had thousands of notifications. Synthy commented "BOB YOU WERENT ACTUALLY SUPPOSED TO PLAY FORTNITE WE WERE ALL JOKING YOU RETARD" and my tweet was being jabbed at by the entirety of earth

somehow all the tvs in vegas started playing Rhykker with breaking news that an awful person is profitting off fortnite with an incredibly unflattering picture of me at the bar in my boxers and flip flops, which is when I realize Im naked.

I try to cash out over and over but the app freezes and it says Connecting to Epic.. over and over. bouncers start making their way to me and I woke up

lmao

# ? Oct 25, 2022 02:17

Knuc U Kinte: Aug 17, 2004

Been watching evangalion recently. About half way through and only watching a couple of eps a week, but I�m still thinking about it enough that it�s intruding on my dreams.
The other night I dreamt that I was a little janitor or some kind of minion in Nerv but I was still like an audience member who was cheering on the main characters. In my dream a chubby nerd driving a fat Eva joined the team as the fourth children and started messing up the dynamic and failing missions. I remember trying to cry to the bosses that he doesn�t belong but everyone just ignored me and acted like he was integral to the team. Woke up feeling pissed and like I needed my rear end kicked at the same time.

# ? Oct 26, 2022 05:06

Arch Nemesis: Mar 27, 2007

# ? Oct 26, 2022 08:36

Sub-Actuality: Apr 17, 2007

Just had a dream that a new Yakuza sequel had been released on the Switch called Ryu Ga Gotoku: Kagi no Nazo. The entire game was Kiryu wandering around his apartment looking for his car keys and talking to himself about how he was late for work. I played the game in the dream for a while, then woke up and was briefly overcome with disappointment when I remembered that there were no Yakuza games on the Switch.

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# ? Oct 29, 2022 15:35

Fungah!: Apr 30, 2011

Sub-Actuality posted:

Just had a dream that a new Yakuza sequel had been released on the Switch called Ryu Ga Gotoku: Kagi no Nazo. The entire game was Kiryu wandering around his apartment looking for his car keys and talking to himself about how he was late for work. I played the game in the dream for a while, then woke up and was briefly overcome with disappointment when I remembered that there were no Yakuza games on the Switch.

lol

# ? Oct 29, 2022 15:40

Pablo Nergigante: Apr 16, 2002

Sub-Actuality posted:

Just had a dream that a new Yakuza sequel had been released on the Switch called Ryu Ga Gotoku: Kagi no Nazo. The entire game was Kiryu wandering around his apartment looking for his car keys and talking to himself about how he was late for work. I played the game in the dream for a while, then woke up and was briefly overcome with disappointment when I remembered that there were no Yakuza games on the Switch.

Lol

# ? Oct 29, 2022 16:48

Lunchmeat Larry: Nov 3, 2012

Dreamed that I went to the shop and there was a sales assistant in a gas mask who followed me around saying things like "you should consider buying some beans, shopper" or "have you ensured you have fully restocked on various herbs and spices, shopper" in the exact cadence of the "get out of here stalker" from shadow of chernobyl

# ? Oct 29, 2022 19:25

Sub-Actuality: Apr 17, 2007

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

Dreamed that I went to the shop and there was a sales assistant in a gas mask who followed me around saying things like "you should consider buying some beans, shopper" or "have you ensured you have fully restocked on various herbs and spices, shopper" in the exact cadence of the "get out of here stalker" from shadow of chernobyl

lol

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# ? Oct 29, 2022 19:46

Nostradingus: Jul 13, 2009

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

Dreamed that I went to the shop and there was a sales assistant in a gas mask who followed me around saying things like "you should consider buying some beans, shopper" or "have you ensured you have fully restocked on various herbs and spices, shopper" in the exact cadence of the "get out of here stalker" from shadow of chernobyl

Reminds me of the time I went to a local gaming shop. The Castlevania anime on Netflix had just come out so there was Castlevania stuff absolutely everywhere. When I went to the register to pay, I said "I'm interested in this" in a pretty good impression of Robbie Belgrade as Alucard but the cashier didn't understand the reference and looked at me like I was loving insane

# ? Oct 29, 2022 20:01

Punished Chuck: Dec 27, 2010

Nostradingus posted:

Reminds me of the time I went to a local gaming shop. The Castlevania anime on Netflix had just come out so there was Castlevania stuff absolutely everywhere. When I went to the register to pay, I said "I'm interested in this" in a pretty good impression of Robbie Belgrade as Alucard but the cashier didn't understand the reference and looked at me like I was loving insane

lol

# ? Oct 29, 2022 20:07

Pablo Nergigante: Apr 16, 2002

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

Dreamed that I went to the shop and there was a sales assistant in a gas mask who followed me around saying things like "you should consider buying some beans, shopper" or "have you ensured you have fully restocked on various herbs and spices, shopper" in the exact cadence of the "get out of here stalker" from shadow of chernobyl

Nostradingus posted:

Reminds me of the time I went to a local gaming shop. The Castlevania anime on Netflix had just come out so there was Castlevania stuff absolutely everywhere. When I went to the register to pay, I said "I'm interested in this" in a pretty good impression of Robbie Belgrade as Alucard but the cashier didn't understand the reference and looked at me like I was loving insane

Lmao

# ? Oct 29, 2022 20:12

Smirking_Serpent: Aug 27, 2009

Nostradingus posted:

Reminds me of the time I went to a local gaming shop. The Castlevania anime on Netflix had just come out so there was Castlevania stuff absolutely everywhere. When I went to the register to pay, I said "I'm interested in this" in a pretty good impression of Robbie Belgrade as Alucard but the cashier didn't understand the reference and looked at me like I was loving insane

# ? Oct 29, 2022 20:24

Sub-Actuality: Apr 17, 2007

Nostradingus posted:

Reminds me of the time I went to a local gaming shop. The Castlevania anime on Netflix had just come out so there was Castlevania stuff absolutely everywhere. When I went to the register to pay, I said "I'm interested in this" in a pretty good impression of Robbie Belgrade as Alucard but the cashier didn't understand the reference and looked at me like I was loving insane

lol

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# ? Oct 29, 2022 20:33

Lunchmeat Larry: Nov 3, 2012

Nostradingus posted:

Reminds me of the time I went to a local gaming shop. The Castlevania anime on Netflix had just come out so there was Castlevania stuff absolutely everywhere. When I went to the register to pay, I said "I'm interested in this" in a pretty good impression of Robbie Belgrade as Alucard but the cashier didn't understand the reference and looked at me like I was loving insane

That's nothing. One time I was exposing myself to a man at a truck stop and whipped my jacket back like the re4 merchant and said "strangah, what do you need that for? Going hunting an elephant?" and the guy just phoned the police.

# ? Oct 29, 2022 20:35

Wormskull: Aug 23, 2009

Nostradingus posted:

Reminds me of the time I went to a local gaming shop. The Castlevania anime on Netflix had just come out so there was Castlevania stuff absolutely everywhere. When I went to the register to pay, I said "I'm interested in this" in a pretty good impression of Robbie Belgrade as Alucard but the cashier didn't understand the reference and looked at me like I was loving insane

# ? Oct 29, 2022 21:06

Daikatana Ritsu: Aug 1, 2008

Nostradingus posted:

Reminds me of the time I went to a local gaming shop. The Castlevania anime on Netflix had just come out so there was Castlevania stuff absolutely everywhere. When I went to the register to pay, I said "I'm interested in this" in a pretty good impression of Robbie Belgrade as Alucard but the cashier didn't understand the reference and looked at me like I was loving insane

# ? Oct 29, 2022 21:07

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# ? Jun 8, 2024 13:40

elf help book: Aug 5, 2004; Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

Nostradingus posted:

Reminds me of the time I went to a local gaming shop. The Castlevania anime on Netflix had just come out so there was Castlevania stuff absolutely everywhere. When I went to the register to pay, I said "I'm interested in this" in a pretty good impression of Robbie Belgrade as Alucard but the cashier didn't understand the reference and looked at me like I was loving insane

lol

# ? Oct 29, 2022 21:13

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