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AnimeIsTrash posted:what mcu fans hate sex
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Oct 26, 2022 21:59
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Sexless-ness in most modern superhero / blockbuster is indeed a problem imo Remember the sexual tension and chemistry between Logan and Jean in the first two X-MEN movies or between Rick and Evelyn in The Mummy(1999)? That was good stuff. Now I'm not some weirdo horndog that thinks this should be in everything, but drat a little juice would be nice here and there. Seriously you'd think all these modern tentpoles were made for loving Quakers.
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Oct 26, 2022 22:18
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Gresh posted:Sexless-ness in most modern superhero / blockbuster is indeed a problem imo agree
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Oct 26, 2022 22:20
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Oct 26, 2022 22:22
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I actually don't remember any tension or chemistry in fuckin' X-Men lol Mummy slaps tho, respect
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Oct 26, 2022 22:39
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Blood Boils posted:I actually don't remember any tension or chemistry in fuckin' X-Men lol  
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Oct 26, 2022 22:43
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He probably doesn't remember it because it was forced and ineffective filmmaking, not because it didn't happen
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Oct 26, 2022 22:45
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Ticket to Paradise. George Clooney is very handsome architect
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Oct 26, 2022 22:47
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Tricky D posted:He probably doesn't remember it because it was forced and ineffective filmmaking, not because it didn't happen i remember xmen being boring as poo poo, xmen 2 was the only good one
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Oct 26, 2022 22:48
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All three of those movies just kind of run together for me and I couldn't tell you what happens in which movie
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Oct 26, 2022 22:50
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Cael posted:The newer transformers comics are good because they let the transformers profess love to each other and be gay And they're socialist 
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Oct 26, 2022 22:51
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xmen 1: storm does a thing, i think xmen 2: that sick opening with nightcrawler, magneto escapes from prison with blood iron xmen 3: i'm juggernaut, bitch that's most all i've got
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Oct 26, 2022 22:51
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Tricky D posted:There are examples of superhero stuff that is made for adults yes, but MCU isn't it. I don't recall any horny from GI Joe or Transformers. who’s hotter Scarlett or Arcee?
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Oct 26, 2022 22:54
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i say swears online posted:xmen 1: storm does a thing, i think going back to look at clips it is insane how 'small' hugh jackman is. he just looks like a normal in shape person
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Oct 26, 2022 22:55
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i want more sex scenes like in The Boys plz
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Oct 26, 2022 23:03
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DR FRASIER KRANG posted:i want more sex scenes like in The Boys plz it's so hot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLa5UgcbUBQ
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Oct 26, 2022 23:10
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mastershakeman posted:xmen 1 opens with magneto in the loving holocaust, insane confidence I just watched a clip of Wolverine in X-Men 1 because of this post, and it's really weird looking back at how muted and more natural the dialogue is. Meanwhile: https://twitter.com/TheAVClub/status/1585364537397907457?s=20&t=sAOERWP7EWYpgKI64-sAlQ This is going to be garbage.
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Oct 26, 2022 23:25
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Nichael posted:I just watched a clip of Wolverine in X-Men 1 because of this post, and it's really weird looking back at how muted and more natural the dialogue is. We all know he's doing this to get like 5 more musical projects greenlit
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Oct 26, 2022 23:26
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Koirhor posted:who’s hotter Scarlett or Arcee? What are you talking about?
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Oct 26, 2022 23:27
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indigi posted:you're talking about an adaptation of a Philip K Dick story tbf, his writing is rife with "goofy adventure schlock" It doesn't fit the tone of the rest of the movie.
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Oct 27, 2022 01:05
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Action Jacktion posted:And they're socialist sorry but my posting enemies on another dead forum like these comics so I'm obligated to say they suck
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Oct 27, 2022 01:17
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cenotaph posted:It doesn't fit the tone of the rest of the movie. again, it's a PKD adaptation, he's just being true to the author
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Oct 27, 2022 01:23
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I'm watching Psycho Goreman and it's way better than I was expecting. Legitimately a very fun movie. Socialist because I said so.
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Oct 27, 2022 01:27
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indigi posted:again, it's a PKD adaptation, he's just being true to the author You're so loving dense.
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Oct 27, 2022 01:35
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cenotaph posted:You're so loving dense. 
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Oct 27, 2022 01:36
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Filthy Hans posted:they straight up refused to sell at any price source?
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Oct 27, 2022 02:10
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Action Jacktion posted:And they're socialist for context, Optimus Prime is giving an anti-vaccine public comment at a Cybertron school board meeting
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Oct 27, 2022 02:13
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Pulcinella posted:If I am remembering correctly, the start of the first movie has a scene where Paltrow’s character has to clean up Stark’s bedroom after he sleeps with a reporter or something. I think the reporter is still there in the morning and Paltrow’s character kicks her out, but I may be misremembering. yeah its a legit gross scene and its not at all surprising they walked this aspect of the character back in subsequent movies the bigger problem is they didnt replace it with anything i dont think stark and pepper ever actually get a romantic subplot the movies just start acting like theyre in a romantic relationship at some point despite having done fuckall to show it onscreen it doesnt help that robert downey jr and gwyneth paltrow have almost no romantic chemistry ive mentioned this before but whoever casts these movies is making no effort to check for this stuff probably because these characters are introduced with no expectation of their necessarily being romantically paired with anyone but then the sequels change their minds and decide that these movies need romance
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Oct 27, 2022 02:34
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the new yodaperson in some new star wars show speaks normally, so yoda speaks like a weirdo for the fun of it i guess
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Oct 27, 2022 02:45
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Some Guy TT posted:source? my mistake; it's not that the Tolkien Estate refuses to sell Silmarillion at any price it's just that they were only trying to sell rights to some of the other writings a couple of years ago and Amazon took the bait https://www.cultureslate.com/news/why-amazon-doesnt-have-the-rights-to-jrr-tolkiens-the-silmarillion Filthy Hans has issued a correction as of 03:31 on Oct 27, 2022 |
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Oct 27, 2022 03:20
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Justin Tyme posted:the new yodaperson in some new star wars show speaks normally, so yoda speaks like a weirdo for the fun of it i guess "Traumatic head injury, Yoda sustained. His best, Yoda is doing. A loving break, will you give me?"
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Oct 27, 2022 03:28
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Yoda lived in isolation on degoba for like twenty years or something, probably just forgot proper syntax.
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Oct 27, 2022 03:34
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:"Traumatic head injury, Yoda sustained. His best, Yoda is doing. A loving break, will you give me?" aphasia Yoda has
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Oct 27, 2022 03:37
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Andor had another banger of an episode
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Oct 27, 2022 03:37
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Some Guy TT posted:yeah its a legit gross scene and its not at all surprising they walked this aspect of the character back in subsequent movies the bigger problem is they didnt replace it with anything i dont think stark and pepper ever actually get a romantic subplot the movies just start acting like theyre in a romantic relationship at some point despite having done fuckall to show it onscreen Like all of these things, it could work if they actually committed to anything. Tony turning into someone who would have chemistry with Pepper, building a relationships, whatever, that’s the sort of thing in theory having 15 films or whatever allows you to do. You could go over the whole arc of he’s a borderline MeToo prick womanizer and rear end in a top hat boss, he’s traumatized, the suit’s killing him, he suffers and changes. That’s why you have all those films right? To show the weight of each subsequent event on the character and plot a transformation in a gradual way. So, you could have - and I don’t know what sort of personality would have good chemistry with GOOP or her character - but you could have RDJ getting there as Tony Stark has his entire world changed by fighting in this war, being irradiated by his suit. What you can’t have is he doesn’t change and they’re in a relationship anyways. Iron Man 3 was probably the best character work other than Winter Soldier, it was based on the consequences of Tony being a prick and womanizer, Shane Black making as close to a Shane Black film as they’d let him, but it also relied the most on Paltrow and their relationship and it’s too bad. I don’t know, are Better Marvels possible? In theory the unlimited budget, acclaimed actors lining up to be in them, and having like 30 films to develop plots and characters could allow for really interesting stuff, but.. well,
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Oct 27, 2022 03:44
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Filthy Hans posted:my mistake; it's not that the Tolkien Estate refuses to sell Silmarillion at any price it's just that they were only trying to sell rights to some of the other writings a couple of years ago and Amazon took the bait lol jeff bezos spent $1,000,000,000 bucks on appendices show
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Oct 27, 2022 03:44
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how to get the internet to hate you 101 https://twitter.com/Variety/status/1585367478653583360
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Oct 27, 2022 03:45
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Frosted Flake posted:I don’t know, are Better Marvels possible? In theory the unlimited budget, acclaimed actors lining up to be in them, and having like 30 films to develop plots and characters could allow for really interesting stuff, but.. well, also if it takes 30 movies then that's obscenely bad. it should be one-and-done, maybe two-and-done tops
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Oct 27, 2022 03:46
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you have to respect that level of hating. especially because he doesn't pretend to have a good reason
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watched barbarian and very much enjoyed it, but it wasn't really as bonkers as people have been saying . definite must-watch though
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