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symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Nostradingus posted:

Reminds me of the time I went to a local gaming shop. The Castlevania anime on Netflix had just come out so there was Castlevania stuff absolutely everywhere. When I went to the register to pay, I said "I'm interested in this" in a pretty good impression of Robbie Belgrade as Alucard but the cashier didn't understand the reference and looked at me like I was loving insane

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Fiend Matador
Feb 19, 2011

Nostradingus posted:

Reminds me of the time I went to a local gaming shop. The Castlevania anime on Netflix had just come out so there was Castlevania stuff absolutely everywhere. When I went to the register to pay, I said "I'm interested in this" in a pretty good impression of Robbie Belgrade as Alucard but the cashier didn't understand the reference and looked at me like I was loving insane

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

I attempted the Billy Madison "NO I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU" joke once, and exactly once.

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

I attempted the Billy Madison "NO I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU" joke once, and exactly once.

Lol ouch

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Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

Dreamed that I went to the shop and there was a sales assistant in a gas mask who followed me around saying things like "you should consider buying some beans, shopper" or "have you ensured you have fully restocked on various herbs and spices, shopper" in the exact cadence of the "get out of here stalker" from shadow of chernobyl

Nostradingus posted:

Reminds me of the time I went to a local gaming shop. The Castlevania anime on Netflix had just come out so there was Castlevania stuff absolutely everywhere. When I went to the register to pay, I said "I'm interested in this" in a pretty good impression of Robbie Belgrade as Alucard but the cashier didn't understand the reference and looked at me like I was loving insane

lmao

Sub-Actuality
Apr 17, 2007

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

I attempted the Billy Madison "NO I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU" joke once, and exactly once.

lol

 




Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

I attempted the Billy Madison "NO I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU" joke once, and exactly once.

lmao

mbt
Aug 13, 2012

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

I attempted the Billy Madison "NO I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU" joke once, and exactly once.

lol


Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

I attempted the Billy Madison "NO I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU" joke once, and exactly once.

I'm gonna make it work.

Hizke
Feb 14, 2010

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

I attempted the Billy Madison "NO I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU" joke once, and exactly once.

lmao

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Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Nostradingus posted:

Reminds me of the time I went to a local gaming shop. The Castlevania anime on Netflix had just come out so there was Castlevania stuff absolutely everywhere. When I went to the register to pay, I said "I'm interested in this" in a pretty good impression of Robbie Belgrade as Alucard but the cashier didn't understand the reference and looked at me like I was loving insane

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

I attempted the Billy Madison "NO I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU" joke once, and exactly once.

Lmfal

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
This morning I had a dream that I was watching a major sporting event with someone and a commercial for a new F-Zero game came on screen. The game started with Captain Falcon in the Blue Falcon, but informed us this was F-Zero like we'd never seen it before. In fact, it was an F-Zero game where Captain Falcon could pilot any vehicle in the Nintendo universe from Karts to Pilotwings aircraft. It was still a racing game, but seemed to have a test pilot free flying/driving aspect to it.

The commercial wrapped up with the F-Zero logo on screen and RAMMERS crashing into it. I went nuts and yelled at my girlfriend or whoever on the couch "THEY ARE ACTUALLY MAKING F-ZERO RAMMERS" and started trying to post about it as I woke up, checked my phone and saw it was a minute before my alarm was set to go off. I hit snooze and spent the next ten minutes thinking "F-Zero RAMMERS" over and over.

Kind of sad to live in a world where F-Zero Rammers might not be happening.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Lol

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

MassRafTer posted:

This morning I had a dream that I was watching a major sporting event with someone and a commercial for a new F-Zero game came on screen. The game started with Captain Falcon in the Blue Falcon, but informed us this was F-Zero like we'd never seen it before. In fact, it was an F-Zero game where Captain Falcon could pilot any vehicle in the Nintendo universe from Karts to Pilotwings aircraft. It was still a racing game, but seemed to have a test pilot free flying/driving aspect to it.

The commercial wrapped up with the F-Zero logo on screen and RAMMERS crashing into it. I went nuts and yelled at my girlfriend or whoever on the couch "THEY ARE ACTUALLY MAKING F-ZERO RAMMERS" and started trying to post about it as I woke up, checked my phone and saw it was a minute before my alarm was set to go off. I hit snooze and spent the next ten minutes thinking "F-Zero RAMMERS" over and over.

Kind of sad to live in a world where F-Zero Rammers might not be happening.

This one time I had a dream I was playing a souls-like game in a post-apocalyptic setting. I was slicing up a bunch of Mad Max bad guys on a moving train and it had cartoonish amounts of blood and dismemberment physics. I was pretty bummed that it wasn't a real game when I woke up.

Anyways, last night I had a dream I adopted a black cat and named him Larry Parrish. My other two cats were really mean to him.


mycophobia
May 7, 2008

rodbeard posted:

This one time I had a dream I was playing a souls-like game in a post-apocalyptic setting. I was slicing up a bunch of Mad Max bad guys on a moving train and it had cartoonish amounts of blood and dismemberment physics. I was pretty bummed that it wasn't a real game when I woke up.

Anyways, last night I had a dream I adopted a black cat and named him Larry Parrish. My other two cats were really mean to him.

Lol

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

rodbeard posted:

This one time I had a dream I was playing a souls-like game in a post-apocalyptic setting. I was slicing up a bunch of Mad Max bad guys on a moving train and it had cartoonish amounts of blood and dismemberment physics. I was pretty bummed that it wasn't a real game when I woke up.

Anyways, last night I had a dream I adopted a black cat and named him Larry Parrish. My other two cats were really mean to him.

Lol

Sub-Actuality
Apr 17, 2007

rodbeard posted:

This one time I had a dream I was playing a souls-like game in a post-apocalyptic setting. I was slicing up a bunch of Mad Max bad guys on a moving train and it had cartoonish amounts of blood and dismemberment physics. I was pretty bummed that it wasn't a real game when I woke up.

Anyways, last night I had a dream I adopted a black cat and named him Larry Parrish. My other two cats were really mean to him.

lol

 




Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

rodbeard posted:

This one time I had a dream I was playing a souls-like game in a post-apocalyptic setting. I was slicing up a bunch of Mad Max bad guys on a moving train and it had cartoonish amounts of blood and dismemberment physics. I was pretty bummed that it wasn't a real game when I woke up.

Anyways, last night I had a dream I adopted a black cat and named him Larry Parrish. My other two cats were really mean to him.

Lol

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

rodbeard posted:

This one time I had a dream I was playing a souls-like game in a post-apocalyptic setting. I was slicing up a bunch of Mad Max bad guys on a moving train and it had cartoonish amounts of blood and dismemberment physics. I was pretty bummed that it wasn't a real game when I woke up.

Anyways, last night I had a dream I adopted a black cat and named him Larry Parrish. My other two cats were really mean to him.

lol

Arch Nemesis
Mar 27, 2007

rodbeard posted:

This one time I had a dream I was playing a souls-like game in a post-apocalyptic setting. I was slicing up a bunch of Mad Max bad guys on a moving train and it had cartoonish amounts of blood and dismemberment physics. I was pretty bummed that it wasn't a real game when I woke up.

Anyways, last night I had a dream I adopted a black cat and named him Larry Parrish. My other two cats were really mean to him.

lol

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

Dreamed I was at my wedding and for some reason had decided to have a priest officiate, and he was using it as an opportunity to give a sermon on like, equality and racism via the medium of Pokemon. He gave out real Pokeballs to everyone and explained that we were all being assigned a team that we would have to cope with and understand, with each team having its upsides and downsides, and I guess they were meant to represent characteristics of yourself that you can't change.

I was a bit annoyed that he had done this at my wedding but it was a nice theme and he had put a lot of work in so I couldn't hold it against him too much. One guy threw out his Pokemon and was increasingly dismayed at how bad they were, coming over to the priest and being like "so my Pokemon are weedle, caterpie, Boxxo and some other garbage, what are the supposed advantages to this team?" and the priest was like oh no, sorry, that one's just poo poo lol, unlucky

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

The Games Megathread Pastor.

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

Wormskull posted:

The Games Megathread Pastor.

🙏

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

Wormskull posted:

The Games Megathread Pastor.

lol

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Wormskull posted:

The Games Megathread Pastor.

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

dreamed there was a simpsons mmo in th style of second life or anarchy online or somethin, but individual players could cause whole server events tht affected everyone permanently. i was joining late so someone already flooded springfield completely nd everyone had to swim constantly or drown, and also someone had unlocked human sacrifice by teaching jasper how to turn into a satyr nd the people that got sacrificed got added to this massive yellow blob of simpsons flesh. turns out th human sacrifice people were spawn camping, so i got picked off basically immediately nd added to the blob. when you were in the blob you couldn't do anything other than talk to other players in the blob or hit a button marked "writhe helplessly" so i hung out in blob chat for a couple hours nd then logged off permanently

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Fungah! posted:

dreamed there was a simpsons mmo in th style of second life or anarchy online or somethin, but individual players could cause whole server events tht affected everyone permanently. i was joining late so someone already flooded springfield completely nd everyone had to swim constantly or drown, and also someone had unlocked human sacrifice by teaching jasper how to turn into a satyr nd the people that got sacrificed got added to this massive yellow blob of simpsons flesh. turns out th human sacrifice people were spawn camping, so i got picked off basically immediately nd added to the blob. when you were in the blob you couldn't do anything other than talk to other players in the blob or hit a button marked "writhe helplessly" so i hung out in blob chat for a couple hours nd then logged off permanently

Lmao

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Fungah! posted:

dreamed there was a simpsons mmo in th style of second life or anarchy online or somethin, but individual players could cause whole server events tht affected everyone permanently. i was joining late so someone already flooded springfield completely nd everyone had to swim constantly or drown, and also someone had unlocked human sacrifice by teaching jasper how to turn into a satyr nd the people that got sacrificed got added to this massive yellow blob of simpsons flesh. turns out th human sacrifice people were spawn camping, so i got picked off basically immediately nd added to the blob. when you were in the blob you couldn't do anything other than talk to other players in the blob or hit a button marked "writhe helplessly" so i hung out in blob chat for a couple hours nd then logged off permanently

lol

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

I Have No Mouth, and I Must D'oh

Leadthumb
Mar 24, 2006

symbolic posted:

I Have No Mouth, and I Must D'oh

Lol




PS this post is impervious to Flames because of the flame proofer. :)

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

symbolic posted:

I Have No Mouth, and I Must D'oh

lmao

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

symbolic posted:

I Have No Mouth, and I Must D'oh

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

Fungah! posted:

dreamed there was a simpsons mmo in th style of second life or anarchy online or somethin, but individual players could cause whole server events tht affected everyone permanently. i was joining late so someone already flooded springfield completely nd everyone had to swim constantly or drown, and also someone had unlocked human sacrifice by teaching jasper how to turn into a satyr nd the people that got sacrificed got added to this massive yellow blob of simpsons flesh. turns out th human sacrifice people were spawn camping, so i got picked off basically immediately nd added to the blob. when you were in the blob you couldn't do anything other than talk to other players in the blob or hit a button marked "writhe helplessly" so i hung out in blob chat for a couple hours nd then logged off permanently

symbolic posted:

I Have No Mouth, and I Must D'oh

lmao

Sub-Actuality
Apr 17, 2007

Fungah! posted:

dreamed there was a simpsons mmo in th style of second life or anarchy online or somethin, but individual players could cause whole server events tht affected everyone permanently. i was joining late so someone already flooded springfield completely nd everyone had to swim constantly or drown, and also someone had unlocked human sacrifice by teaching jasper how to turn into a satyr nd the people that got sacrificed got added to this massive yellow blob of simpsons flesh. turns out th human sacrifice people were spawn camping, so i got picked off basically immediately nd added to the blob. when you were in the blob you couldn't do anything other than talk to other players in the blob or hit a button marked "writhe helplessly" so i hung out in blob chat for a couple hours nd then logged off permanently

symbolic posted:

I Have No Mouth, and I Must D'oh

lmao

 




American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo
Dreamed Drew Carey died and his gf was a person of interest. Not VG related but I don’t usually remember my dreams and this one stuck for some reason.

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mbt
Aug 13, 2012

Fungah! posted:

dreamed there was a simpsons mmo in th style of second life or anarchy online or somethin, but individual players could cause whole server events tht affected everyone permanently. i was joining late so someone already flooded springfield completely nd everyone had to swim constantly or drown, and also someone had unlocked human sacrifice by teaching jasper how to turn into a satyr nd the people that got sacrificed got added to this massive yellow blob of simpsons flesh. turns out th human sacrifice people were spawn camping, so i got picked off basically immediately nd added to the blob. when you were in the blob you couldn't do anything other than talk to other players in the blob or hit a button marked "writhe helplessly" so i hung out in blob chat for a couple hours nd then logged off permanently

lmao


Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

That's right: the points are like my girlfriend brandishing a ladder damascus Claymore forged by historical weapons recreation specialist David Baker.

Spoderman
Aug 2, 2004

Wormskull posted:

That's right: the points are like my girlfriend brandishing a ladder damascus Claymore forged by historical weapons recreation specialist David Baker.

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Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

symbolic posted:

I Have No Mouth, and I Must D'oh

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