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if I had unlimited money I would probably probate all of you for fun. the thing is I'm loving awesome and elon musk is a loving nerd
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SmokaDustbowl posted:if I had unlimited money I would probably probate all of you for fun. the thing is I'm loving awesome and elon musk is a loving nerd lmao you having infinite money and still posting online in any capacity, Elon levels of imagination.
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Nov 22, 2022 07:26
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ty elon fail thread for the place to find a good wok gonna order from the wok shop
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cheese eats mouse posted:ty elon fail thread for the place to find a good wok i seriously use it like 4x a week. its the best
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NoneMoreNegative posted:lmao you having infinite money and still posting online in any capacity, Elon levels of imagination. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysFxrPNjvNA
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Nov 22, 2022 07:45
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SmokaDustbowl posted:I can do this though 
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https://www.nytimes.com/2022/11/18/opinion/twitter-yoel-roth-elon-musk.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare tldr: Twitter’s ex-head of safety says Apple and Google have the real leverage because they presumably don’t want to be associated with the official platform of the American Nazi Party and lol if Twitter gets pulled I know this is all wishful thinking and there’s 0% chance it would ever come close to happening It seems to me like Elon’s coke-addled dream is just to pull the plug on advertisers and get all the revenue from EIGHT DOLLAR SUBSCRIPTIONS, because that way he’s not beholden to anyone telling him you shouldn’t be paling around with literal white supremacists or elon could melt down over a reviewer rejecting a patch because “I typed boobs into the search box and got boobs” and delete the iOS app tomorrow who knows
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Nov 22, 2022 09:06
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i mean, with subscriptions still "on hold indefinitely", and advertisers fleeing constantly, how long until twitter just has $0 income? where does their non-ad money even come from, if they have any?
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Zamujasa posted:i mean, with subscriptions still "on hold indefinitely", and advertisers fleeing constantly, how long until twitter just has $0 income? where does their non-ad money even come from, if they have any? Selling off more Tesla shares.
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Nov 22, 2022 09:22
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didn’t the first version of buying your checkmark only come through a purchase on iOS?
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ios only indeed
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Zamujasa posted:i mean, with subscriptions still "on hold indefinitely", and advertisers fleeing constantly, how long until twitter just has $0 income? where does their non-ad money even come from, if they have any? lots of companies are still advertising on twitter, such as spacex and
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Nov 22, 2022 09:28
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from the verge:quote:Elon Musk cuts more of Twitter’s employee perks. gonna make hiring and retention real easy for twitter. come grind startup hours and chaos in exchange for no perks, no wfh, and no equity!
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Nov 22, 2022 09:44
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Zamujasa posted:i mean, with subscriptions still "on hold indefinitely", and advertisers fleeing constantly, how long until twitter just has $0 income? where does their non-ad money even come from, if they have any? probably from selling API access and the firehose stream wasn't twitter bragging in the lawsuit about how they comped elon's bot team with API credits since they kept running out, to demonstrate how they were bending over backwards to facilitate access to data
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Nov 22, 2022 09:46
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well that’s more communicative than my upper level management
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Nov 22, 2022 09:55
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a dude came into work and he had a spacex polo on I hope it was only because he couldn’t read and he just liked the colour
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Nov 22, 2022 09:56
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fart simpson posted:i mean im sure its a pretty good pan in its own right thinking about brewing up some energy drinks in one 😋
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Nov 22, 2022 09:59
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echinopsis posted:a dude came into work and he had a spacex polo on I hope it was only because he couldn’t read and he just liked the colour / 
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Shumagorath posted:https://www.lecreuset.ca/en_CA/wok/CA-21308.html seems legit 
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bro are you seriously polymerizing in your oven 
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Nov 22, 2022 10:22
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git apologist posted:seems legit just whipping a lil something up in my kitchen with the marble countertops, rustic set pieces, stainless appliances, 24 wine glasses and a tiny dinosaur skeleton
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Nov 22, 2022 10:40
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I hate that open shelving setup instead of cabinets they like to do now of days.
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Nov 22, 2022 10:45
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love to get dusty stemware. its fun, look how much fun it is
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Nov 22, 2022 10:48
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you loving dweebs... cast-iron and train chat when Melon is constantly providing lomarfs at an ever increasing rate...
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echinopsis posted:thinking about brewing up some energy drinks in one 😋 he’ll yes
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refleks posted:you loving dweebs... cast-iron and train chat when Melon is constantly providing lomarfs at an ever increasing rate... B tha change u want 2 see brother
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Megabound posted:B tha change u want 2 see brother I post all day erry day everytime elon news come in hot.
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Nov 22, 2022 11:16
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refleks posted:you loving dweebs... cast-iron and train chat when Melon is constantly providing lomarfs at an ever increasing rate... we’re kind of between lomarf batches rn also a loving creuset wok is the kind of poo poo elong would buy
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Nov 22, 2022 11:16
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refleks posted:you loving dweebs... cast-iron and train chat when Melon is constantly providing lomarfs at an ever increasing rate... that's how you know this thread has ascended into the upper echelon of yospos threads. derailed by the stupidest asides. just like cjs or tech bubble.
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with the latest tweet about how verification* works we're 1-2 days away from a Trump-style tweet about how "No-one ever thought it would be this difficult. We simply had no idea and it turns out it's really hard. Everyone is talking about how hard it is but I can solve it" *not actually verification
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Nov 22, 2022 11:23
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I'm mostly amazed the derail wasn't caused by 3O's internet-connected smart wok or whatever.
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Beeftweeter posted:just whipping a lil something up in my kitchen with the marble countertops, rustic set pieces, stainless appliances, 24 wine glasses and a tiny dinosaur skeleton if you're cooking anything but the most basic of meals, your kitchen needs a tiny dinosaur skeleton
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Nov 22, 2022 11:29
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echinopsis posted:a dude came into work and he had a spacex polo on I hope it was only because he couldn’t read and he just liked the colour they give that poo poo out free, my dad has like 20 spacex hats cuz they give him another one each time he's had to go out to their plant
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really kinda want a tiny dinosaur skeleton now. effective ad La Crewset.
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SmokaDustbowl posted:if I had unlimited money I would probably probate all of you for fun. the thing is I'm loving awesome and elon musk is a loving nerd This will of course not work because I don't know what probate means and therefor I have no conception of your imaginary intentions and therefor, said imaginary intentions cannot be imagined and thus imagined me cannot be probated with your imaginary unlimited money.
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Expo70 posted:This will of course not work because I don't know what probate means and therefor I have no conception of your imaginary intentions and therefor, said imaginary intentions cannot be imagined and thus imagined me cannot be probated with your imaginary unlimited money. i think you're about to find out what probate means
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Shame Boy posted:i think you're about to find out what probate means lmao no I'm not I'll forget in 10 minutes because legal is boring the only good legal is the stuff giving people rights and protecting stuff from assholes Edit: I don't want to know what probate means anymore. Especially not from the mods. I'll be good. Edit: If its 100% essential, can you at least make the little note cute and fun so we both laugh about it. I feel sad now. Expo70 fucked around with this message at 13:23 on Nov 22, 2022 |
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How can you suck down government subsidies through twitter, that's the code we need to crack
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Jonny 290 posted:i did! i ordered online and it didn't ship for a week, so i called, and the Chinese lady yelled at me for ten minutes about how their woks are forged, best wok you can get, let me get the book and find your order, i tell you no better wok in the world, forged, best wok she asked what kind of handle i was looking for on my cai dao i said that i thought it was appropriate to have a chinese-style of handle on a chinese-style knife this was not the right answer and to be fair, yeah, it was a stupid reason, use whichever works better in your hand (which happens to be the traditional handle)
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