Should I step down as head of twitter This poll is closed. |
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fishing with the fam posted:Please stop submitting ascii goatse for your weekly code reviews. asscii
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Lay people off and hire again...huh...
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Philonius posted:I really hope Musk gets fully disgraced before he finally kicks the bucket. He's definitely lost a ton of good will he had with the general public. The only people singing his praises are his stans, chuds for now since he is doing whatever Supreme Commander CatTurd wants, and boomers who think all millenials and zoomers are lazy while spending every day in retirement/ on a golf course.
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Elon gets paid 10000x what his engineers get paid, that means he is 10000x as good at coding as they are. It’s basic math
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Tai posted:Lay people off and hire again...huh... In sane countries, this is extremely illegal.
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Employees stapled to the revolving door
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Twitter basically has a huge neon sign over it now “your job is to make Elon Musk happy” This is largely true about any job but instead of a pretense of some other job or product you can brag about, it’s just producing reports that make the boss like you, rather than any other task. If Elon as an obvious non-coder is impressed by code that looks sufficiently complex, then the goal will be to write that. Performative “programmer” work as defined by a ten year old’s understanding of what building a website looks like. You’re better off just presenting a front than actually trying to do “hardcore” work and produce miracle products on timelines that make no sense. I can guarantee you there’s nothing more that engineers hate more than this. Especially the good engineers. I’ve seen teams get gutted after a bad manager’s series of decrees that make the job about busy work, not production. Plus the random firings and hirings, loss of benefits. There is nothing appealing about Twitter at this point. I wish I could see who was applying to work there.
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The proper way to do weekly reporting in an organization is for neither the person writing it nor the person reading it actually wanting the report or caring about it.
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Hardcastlemccormik posted:https://twitter.com/alexeheath/status/1595071537031151618?cxt=HHwWhICgwZTH6qIsAAAA Yeah it would be a great feature but incredibly difficult to actually do.
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Hardcastlemccormik posted:https://twitter.com/alexeheath/status/1595071537031151618?cxt=HHwWhICgwZTH6qIsAAAA the private key is '41'. This is sufficiently random.
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EVIL Gibson posted:the private key is '41'. This is sufficiently random. Everything is encrypted with Musk's private key so he can look at all DMs
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Back in 2002, I used to do IT for a medical journal in Paris which was run by a Miss Faversham figure. She was an old lady who ran the entire operation from her flat via faxes and angry answering machine messages, and she made the four office staff's lives a misery. She micromanaged everything, insisting on being informed of every decision. So I automated the office without telling her what I was doing. I turned many 20-30 minute manual processes into tasks that just needed a few key presses, and at every stage it automatically bombarded the boss's fax machine with an overload of information. It allowed the office staff to take 3-4 hour lunch breaks so long as there was one person to answer the phones, and I ended up giving the boss a mini stroke, which meant she had no dealings with the office for many months. It was the smoothest the journal ever ran. I hope twitter do the same with Elmo, and just overload him with crap.
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Hardcastlemccormik posted:https://twitter.com/alexeheath/status/1595071537031151618?cxt=HHwWhICgwZTH6qIsAAAA Musky will succeed with messaging where Google and Microsoft failed
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Azhais posted:Everything is encrypted with Musk's private key so he can look at all DMs you joke, but this is probably what's going to happen and use the excuse for investigation access.
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All sorts of yummy treats this morning. https://twitter.com/alexeheath/status/1595105196413448192 Perfect time to get into crypto tbh
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We're a month away from Twitter doing your taxes for you.
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https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1595105171746570244 Baseless! Slander! Guess we’ll have to rip everyone off because of this utter betrayal!
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Encrypted DMs sounds like a great idea until it causes an increase in DM spam because they can't automatically profile messages by content. Also: https://twitter.com/ElleArmageddon/status/1594166571139596288
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Hardcastlemccormik posted:All sorts of yummy treats this morning. wait, what? why would you want your news/social media site to be a bank
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hemale in pain posted:wait, what? why would you want your news/social media site to be a bank Musk wants to turn Twitter into WeChat, the number one “everything app” for China. DM’s, payment systems, banking.
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hemale in pain posted:wait, what? why would you want your news/social media site to be a bank X.com presents Twitter, its the everything app bro
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hemale in pain posted:wait, what? why would you want your news/social media site to be a bank It's gonna be the everything app, and most things involve money.
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hemale in pain posted:wait, what? why would you want your news/social media site to be a bank Because banks have lots of money so Twitter will have lots of money duh
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Hardcastlemccormik posted:All sorts of yummy treats this morning. Ahh, we come to the real reason for this scheme: money laundering Never change Elon
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fishing with the fam posted:We're a month away from Twitter doing your taxes for you. Twitter Tax Bot: Welcome to your 2022 taxes! Twitter Tax Bot: Please reply with your social security number
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Hardcastlemccormik posted:All sorts of yummy treats this morning. Well if "the rest of Twitter combined" is worth $0...
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Crypto is awash in liquidity crises right now so I bet the crypto bros hear this and go “oh thank goodness!” Twitter has a pre-existing brand and surely Elon, the world’s richest man, would never let a liquidity crisis hit his own company, right? 1. Twitter’s pre-existing brand is useless for banking and payment 2. Elon would never give a loving dime to save the Bank of Twitter.
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im hardcore. im a hard core coder. i write crazy code like u wouldnt believe. i don't even have to have my bros over to charge my crystal, with my code i can just do it solo
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10 PRINT "I TOLD YOU I WAS HARDCORE" 20 GOTO 10
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fishing with the fam posted:Please stop submitting ascii goatse for your weekly code reviews. The Something Awful Forums > General Bullshit > Elon Musk: please stop submitting ascii goatse for your weekly code reviews
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Hardcastlemccormik posted:All sorts of yummy treats this morning. Paypal with racism
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TulliusCicero posted:Just to be clear: is Elon claiming he himself is a coder and therefore he is capable of providing a review? He's a coder. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3GQm1h9Ebk
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killerwhat posted:My PhD supervisor made me write him a daily email for the last 6 months of my time there. “Hi Eric, today I will be starting experiment A, and processing samples for experiment B.” It was a punishment for talking to someone in another lab about my work. Why did you not just respond with "im working on meeting the requirements for my degree today"
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1594962397114023937?s=20
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temple posted:Paypal with racism boy howdy do i have news for you about the origins of paypal
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Allow me to conclusively answer this for you: No.
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https://twitter.com/JoshuaPHilll/status/1594891229686366208 That's the content I need to hear.
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I love the replies to Elmo's tweets being swamped with blue ticked crypto scammers thanking him for free crypto![]() e: lmao at the above article fuctifino fucked around with this message at 19:26 on Nov 22, 2022 |
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waffle iron posted:https://twitter.com/JoshuaPHilll/status/1594891229686366208 Thank you Elon for making all of our lives just a little bit better 🙏
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 17:16 |
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waffle iron posted:https://twitter.com/JoshuaPHilll/status/1594891229686366208 sickos-yes-hahaha-yes.jpg
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