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Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

at one point the brownshirts were a grift to sell Official Nazi Cigarettes to everyone

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Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1595671290421170179?s=20&t=ul5RSdSRiQ7Bb6yhTPSSLw

please forward all CP you find to elon musk

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
lmao antifa

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene


reply with the Ghislaine picture and say there's a known associate of a convicted child sex trafficker working a the highest levels of twitter management

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

FAUXTON posted:

reply with the Ghislaine picture and say there's a known associate of a convicted child sex trafficker working a the highest levels of twitter management

:hmmyes:

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
lol elon probably hates NYT because of the story where they reported she asked him if there was a way to delete something from the internet forever

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


it's me I'm the paid shill for Sam bankman-fried the guy who notably has no money right now

Zlodo
Nov 25, 2006
https://twitter.com/rob_sheridan/status/1595322217864495105

Zlodo fucked around with this message at 09:58 on Nov 24, 2022

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Sagebrush posted:

Expo 67 was the peak

*ahem*



I love EXPOBS

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
lmao any time i open twitter in browser elons latest tweet is always at the top

is this why he bought it? so we would have to see his trrrivle posts

refleks
Nov 21, 2006



Guys....

We're trending

Spatial
Nov 15, 2007

It just struck me that elon is a noble. the stereotypical moronic noble from every fairytale lol

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Spatial posted:

It just struck me that elon is a noble. the stereotypical moronic noble from every fairytale lol

to be played by john lithgow

EricBauman
Nov 30, 2005

DOLF IS RECHTVAARDIG

Spatial posted:

It just struck me that elon is a noble. the stereotypical moronic noble from every fairytale lol

"yes, your imperial highness, such a beautiful new website," all the incels and VCs tweet, looking at a progress spinner and 'this tweet isn't available right now'

knox_harrington
Feb 18, 2011

Running no point.

The Emperor's New Codes

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER


knox_harrington posted:

The Emperor's New Codes

The Story of the Little CEO Who Went In Search of Who Tanked Twitter

Kafouille
Nov 5, 2004

Think Fast !
The firings will continue until morale improves

https://twitter.com/GergelyOrosz/status/1595684664228052992

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

goondolences to Canada/Mexico https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1595682322707267584

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009


"The engineering team is no longer complaining



because there's no longer anyone on it"

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER



watch Mexico be better at shutting down terrible tech billionaires than the god drat usa

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Speaking of those fired, he's firing H1Bs now, like this poor lad https://twitter.com/GergelyOrosz/status/1595749732923707392

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


so elons back in another drug binge and going firing crazy again I guess


or maybe he finally did get into Grimes' dms

Eeyo
Aug 29, 2004

if elon constantly reviews and fires half the staff, will he ever finally fire all of twitter?

Broken Machine
Oct 22, 2010

Eeyo posted:

if elon constantly reviews and fires half the staff, will he ever finally fire all of twitter?

let's ask zeno

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER


Eeyo posted:

if elon constantly reviews and fires half the staff, will he ever make twitter profitable?

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009


ah, Elon's Paradox

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
my account got suspended for telllong elon to kill himself lol

guess those content moderators are still working

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

bump_fn posted:

my account got suspended for telllong elon to kill himself lol

guess those content moderators are still working

elon is moderating now, see prior posts itt about him asking people to report csam to him by tweeting it at him.

he probably namesearches and mass probes

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003


i wonder how many of them were smiling in that picture of the overnight "code review" session with elon?

either way, no worries, i'm sure geohot will quickly replace them with a bunch of teenage hackers willing to work for free

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




Cold on a Cob posted:

elon is moderating now, see prior posts itt about him asking people to report csam to him by tweeting it at him.

he probably namesearches and mass probes

he absolutely name searches, he's responded to tweets with ~90 likes about him

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:



i think we’ve found the next eric raymond

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

PIZZA.BAT posted:

i think we’ve found the next eric raymond

maybe if he starts tweeting photos of himself getting drunk with cosplayers at a con or something

izagoof
Feb 14, 2004

Grimey Drawer
larp_resume.doc

univbee
Jun 3, 2004





so i thought i got the gist of it from the in-thread preview but didn't realize it was about dating

quote:

UPDATE. LinkedIn is too full of faux career climbers and not enough dating opportunity

that's a thread title and a half

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

PIZZA.BAT posted:

i think we’ve found the next eric raymond

GNU/Hotz

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

PIZZA.BAT posted:

i think we’ve found the next eric raymond

countdown to him begging for money to buy more ram so he can do some kind of migration on the twitter database

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


univbee posted:

so i thought i got the gist of it from the in-thread preview but didn't realize it was about dating

that's a thread title and a half

LinkedIn dating lmao

"Hi, I'd like to reach out to you for a role as MY GIRLFRIEND"

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
lmao dating on linkedin what in the fuuuuuuuuuck

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

https://twitter.com/tony_gori/status/1595682507483226112?s=20&t=7a9O7TK9T6EdIZtYx48IUA

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Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

LinkedIn dating lmao

"Hi, I'd like to reach out to you for a role as MY GIRLFRIEND"

if you have no interest but know somebody who may fit the qualifications please forward this posting to them

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