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Ichabod Sexbeast posted:A little off topic, but uh Be sure to drink your Ovaltine.
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the general idea is to put out between 3 and 7 transmitters on different frequencies, with some sort of cryptic, but decipherable pattern fed from environmental sensors. and then let people figure out that it's all a system built to work together (yet each transmitter would be autonomous and between 10-100 miles from the next one) like one would chirp out a beep that's proportional to the ambient temp another one would transmit one letter in morse code when it's dark out, and a different one when it's light out another one with a rain sensor set up so that it only transmitted if it was not raining etc. with enough logging of the data somebody would eventually figure out the patterns and at least have a theory as to where they are
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Ultraklystron posted:It's bad that I can't tell if the pictures are satire, right? it's definitely satire if it were real, they'd be sending those pics via DM
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Ichabod Sexbeast posted:A little off topic, but uh not quite irdial coronet project spooky
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RokosCockatrice posted:Are there good standup comics these days? Also a lot of problematic stuff if you go back to the greats from the 80's/90's so the art form is in a spot. hannah gadsby is pretty good. probably start with Douglas before Nanette; the latter is less straight-up comedy, even though it's really drat good
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Twerk from Home posted:Both Amazon and Microsoft tried and failed lol Twitter also tried and failed! How have we all forgotten the Peek?!?!?! 
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FCKGW posted:Twitter also tried and failed! How have we all forgotten the Peek?!?!?! i did indeed forget the peek. lmao
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RokosCockatrice posted:Are there good standup comics these days? Also a lot of problematic stuff if you go back to the greats from the 80's/90's so the art form is in a spot.
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FCKGW posted:Twitter also tried and failed! How have we all forgotten the Peek?!?!?! i really hope musk finds a case of these during a coke filled rummage through the basement and uses them for his elonphone
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tbh a cheap little 3g twitter-only tiny appliance would've probably sold pretty well before the proliferation of smartphones thats a big caveat though. these days there'd be no chance
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Nov 26, 2022 18:50
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speak for yourself, I'd love to be able to tweet and not receive any external information and people getting mad at me would only improve the experience
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Nov 26, 2022 18:53
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Tesseraction posted:speak for yourself, I'd love to be able to tweet and not receive any external information you can make a tweet focus mode. as a treat
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Nov 26, 2022 18:59
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FCKGW posted:Twitter also tried and failed! How have we all forgotten the Peek?!?!?! quote:The screen only displays the first 20 characters of each message. To read more, you have to dig down by hitting the 'return' key. Then you can step through tweets, slowly, one by one, with the 'n' (for next) and 'p' (for previous) keys, or jump back up to the unreadable full list of truncated messages. that's amazing you control the entire hardware, for your single-function device, and the best you can do is "hit p and n on the keyboard"?????
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Nov 26, 2022 19:00
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starting to see why this bold innovative design didn't succeed
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the lack of directional buttons with a big honking blue scroll bar is the first thing that stuck out to me
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Beeftweeter posted:tbh a cheap little 3g twitter-only tiny appliance would've probably sold pretty well before the proliferation of smartphones I get the feeling a lot of companies thought "the time between regular and smart phones" would last a lot longer. The iphone came out in 2007, first version of android was 2008 and by 2012 over half of US users had smartphones.
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Beeftweeter posted:the lack of directional buttons with a big honking blue scroll bar is the first thing that stuck out to me oh man they should have had a crank
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Pinterest Mom posted:oh man they should have had a crank I still think the crank idea on the OLPC was cool 
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Pinterest Mom posted:oh man they should have had a crank hey with enough imagination you still could
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something like the panic playdate with a keyboard would probably still do well if they could get the price down to like $30
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sell monthly subs that have an unlimited amount of data (also rate limited and firewalled into twitter). broader web access for more that'll be $44 billion please
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Pinterest Mom posted:that's amazing mutt ergonomics on a physical device impresive
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the multiple Facebook phone attendance were even funnier tbh
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Jonny 290 posted:the general idea is to put out between 3 and 7 transmitters on different frequencies, with some sort of cryptic, but decipherable pattern fed from environmental sensors. and then let people figure out that it's all a system built to work together (yet each transmitter would be autonomous and between 10-100 miles from the next one) What's the code for "mysterious lights pass overhead while you pretend to sleep"?
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this is his current pinned tweet lmao https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1596428695090044928?s=20&t=Eo6jCxXsHjV3WzgNDtfUgw
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if it wasn’t powerful people saying it the ideas that people should be able to be who they are without violence and hate speech is bad is a “virus” would be much funnier these morons really believe their reductive fascist bullshit is not only the correct way to think but that most people would agree with their super extreme views if not for this insidious brain disease being spread by (((those people)))
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Nov 26, 2022 19:44
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Pinterest Mom posted:that's amazing from the morons that brought you linux text editors
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Luigi Thirty posted:this is his current pinned tweet lmao https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1596428695090044928?s=20&t=Eo6jCxXsHjV3WzgNDtfUgw lol he really thinks "woke mind virus" is going to make people like him
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Hmm that's a very  number there muskhttps://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1596439328338890752?s=20&t=qufrZoTZyc03_LlYXDbt4w
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Beeftweeter posted:let's eradicate the wealthy
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I’d love a money edition of hoarders where they make them look at the stupid crap they own and get rid of it “you have this Picasso, it’s been in a crate in a storage facility for 15 years. wouldn’t you feel better if you gave it to a museum?”
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"no. no, the picasso belongs in a crate" would be a way too common answer
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This absolute clown thinks VHEMT is a new expression of the woke mind virus, lol
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Beeftweeter posted:"no. no, the picasso belongs in a crate" would be a way too common answer "I'm saving that for my grandchildren" "What if your kids don't have any?" "Then I'll disown them and hang this in the tomb in which I'm buried."
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Luigi Thirty posted:this is his current pinned tweet lmao https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1596428695090044928?s=20&t=Eo6jCxXsHjV3WzgNDtfUgw the voluntary extinction movement was around long before the word 'woke' was common in political discourse. i remember hearing about them as a kid back in the 90s.
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Here's a new Latin phrase for Elong to learn. tempora mutantur, et nos guillotinamur CEOs in illis
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Beeftweeter posted:the lack of directional buttons with a big honking blue scroll bar is the first thing that stuck out to me they did manage to fit two shifts keys into it though...
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Jonny 290 posted:the general idea is to put out between 3 and 7 transmitters on different frequencies, with some sort of cryptic, but decipherable pattern fed from environmental sensors. and then let people figure out that it's all a system built to work together (yet each transmitter would be autonomous and between 10-100 miles from the next one) Couldn't people just work together and triangulate their location without ever figuring out what the signals meant
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Luigi Thirty posted:this is his current pinned tweet lmao https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1596428695090044928?s=20&t=Eo6jCxXsHjV3WzgNDtfUgw loving coward, you want to front someone like the edgelord you are go with  these guys the front page is ok but there is some extremely  stuff behind the front page so be cautious if you start clicking.
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