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ProperCoochie posted:babby poo poo for morons. Tesla runs: Steam, over children.
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Azhais posted:What else are you going to do while sitting around for 4 hours waiting for a recharge the car should have to be plugged in for steam to load, but this is a car company that sells vehicles with 1/2" panel gap that flood their trunk when you open it and actively look to murder children for $60k so
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Elder Postsman posted:What a dumb idiot baby. You can still track the plane because the FAA has rules It's on IG too https://www.instagram.com/p/CmJ6C5_Lzr8/?igshid=YzdkMWQ2MWU= I don't personally care where Elon flies but I follow because that account makes him mad (and apparently makes him afraid too??)
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Dec 14, 2022 18:52
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does it let you play VR games?
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cyberpunk is the perfect game to show for a feature that will definitely 100% deliver on all promises
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Dec 14, 2022 18:53
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Ratjaculation posted:Tesla runs full steam over children.
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How am I supposed to play video games when one hand is holding a slice of pizza and the other is holding my fat cock? You know, like a normal driver
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Dec 14, 2022 18:53
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QuarkJets posted:How am I supposed to play video games when one hand is holding a slice of pizza and the other is holding my fat cock? You know, like a normal driver with a neural link of course
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Dec 14, 2022 18:55
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Machai posted:Pfizer's market cap is like 300B+. No loving way he can afford it. Elon stans don't seem to understand that there is a big difference between the net worth of an individual and one of the biggest companies in the world. Its all about the saying of things they declare will trigger the libs followed by the posting of the meme of the one person with glasses yell crying followed by the proclamation they've been owned and rinse repeat. Reality is but an unwelcome intruder on the process
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Dec 14, 2022 18:55
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"Car, take me to the nearest Arby's" as it proceeds to roll off a cliff
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Dec 14, 2022 18:56
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If he could Elon probably would buy the rights to insulin to shut it all down, calling it an epic own on diabetics.
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Dec 14, 2022 18:57
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QuarkJets posted:"Car, take me to the nearest Arby's" as it proceeds to roll off a cliff "OK, I will take you to the abyss" No, Arby's! ARBY'S!
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Dec 14, 2022 18:58
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QuarkJets posted:"Car, take me to the nearest Arby's" as it proceeds to roll off a cliff Yes but on the way down you beat a Dragon in Skyrim Sounds like a Genius to me 
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QuarkJets posted:"Car, take me to the nearest Arby's" as it proceeds to roll off a cliff Hey, in Tesla's defense there was an Arby's at the bottom of that cliff, and you weren't specific enough.
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Dec 14, 2022 18:58
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Elon is like one of those self righting inflatable clown punching bags, but being perpetually slapped with a dildo on a piston
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ProperCoochie posted:babby poo poo for morons. I had a cousin who tricked out his car to do this poo poo like fifteen years ago. Would you believe he crashed it?
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Dec 14, 2022 19:01
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heavy liquid posted:“In the past I voted Democrat, because they were (mostly) the kindness party. But they have become the party of division & hate, so I can no longer support them and will vote Republican,” he tweeted in May. So this is all about some perceived slight against his companies by Democrats.
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Dec 14, 2022 19:01
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BeefThief posted:It looks like the banning functions aren't working at all on Twitter so feel free to directly harass and troll whichever public figures you want if you still enjoy doing that I got a 12 hour suspension last Thursday over saying that i wished all border patrollers would crash their quad bikes Maybe it broke since then, in which case, i wish all border patrol a very merry crashmas
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Dec 14, 2022 19:03
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ProperCoochie posted:babby poo poo for morons. I've seen concepts of the cars playing AAA games before (and the ad above is obviously just a video overlayed on the Tesla screen), but, like all things Tesla, I'm actual implementation isn't going to match what's advertised.
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Withnail posted:So this is all about some perceived slight against his companies by Democrats. it's because he's an apartheid-loving boer nazi
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"Democrats were so mean to me so I'm going to pout and declare myself a Republican  "Noted adult CEO Enol Muks
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Nae posted:I had a cousin who tricked out his car to do this poo poo like fifteen years ago. Would you believe he crashed it? Pimp my ride did it to every other car.
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F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:"Democrats were so mean to me so I'm going to pout and declare myself a Republican Sinema's role model
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Dec 14, 2022 19:07
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https://twitter.com/techwontsaveus/status/1603041270074597377
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Dec 14, 2022 19:08
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lol that Tim Apple and Elon are in the 1 and 2 seed positions
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Dec 14, 2022 19:09
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lmao I bet it ends up Thiel or Zuck vs. Musk
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MrQwerty posted:lmao I bet it ends up Thiel or Zuck vs. Musk Probably be SBF or Do because crypto bros mad
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Dec 14, 2022 19:11
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Really, 'all of the above' is a viable answer to that question. The only halfway decent "tech leader" I can think of is Myspace Tom.
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Azhais posted:Probably be SBF or Do because crypto bros mad yeah thats a real possibility Thiel vs. Musk would be a great Web 1.0 "Which of the Paypal assholes is worse in 2022" finale though, because it is impossible to answer truthfully
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Dec 14, 2022 19:13
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Where's Larry Ellison!?
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Dec 14, 2022 19:14
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:lol that Tim Apple and Elon are in the 1 and 2 seed positions lol that I briefly forgot his name isn't actually Tim Apple and I spent longer than I care to admit looking for him
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Dec 14, 2022 19:14
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Konar posted:cyberpunk is the perfect game to show for a feature that will definitely 100% deliver on all promises
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Dec 14, 2022 19:15
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Hard to choose which rear end in a top hat is worse with some of them.
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The dark horse candidate is caroline ellison. While she lacks the "star power" of many of the CEOs, her adjusted stats are out of this world. one of the highest FAR (Fraud Above Replacement) in the game. first ballot HOF imo.
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F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:Really, 'all of the above' is a viable answer to that question. The only halfway decent "tech leader" I can think of is Myspace Tom. Some of these are simple "Both are bad but this one is definitely worse" but theres a few of those two-buttons-sweating-guy meme choices there too.
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Trillhouse posted:The dark horse candidate is caroline ellison. While she lacks the "star power" of many of the CEOs, her adjusted stats are out of this world. one of the highest FAR (Fraud Above Replacement) in the game. first ballot HOF imo. Yeah but unlike Elon she's low on the "daily public psychic damage" scale so there are a lot of factors in play here.
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Kale posted:Its all about the saying of things they declare will trigger the libs followed by the posting of the meme of the one person with glasses yell crying followed by the proclamation they've been owned and rinse repeat. Reality is but an unwelcome intruder on the process Musk buying Pfizer would be solely for the purpose of owning and protecting the production chain for the pills that let his dad continue to gently caress his sister.
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Dec 14, 2022 19:25
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Ratjaculation posted:Musk buying Pfizer would be solely for the purpose of owning and protecting the production chain for the pills that let his dad continue to gently caress his sister. I've made drugs for Pfizer, Gilead and Merck at a CMO. Pfizer throws around more real money and assets hourly than Musk could ever hope to across 3 companies, they are accountable for them, and hold every person involved accountable as well. Elon Musk could never even propose an offer to Pfizer even if he was a trillionaire on paper. Gilead and Merck too.
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Azhais posted:Probably be SBF or Do because crypto bros mad SBF isn't even in tech any more, he's in jail.
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