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Radar just wanted to watch the superbowl and drink beer (liquid bread). Sorry radar! lmao lurker snipe
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I am not interpreting it, but the dot is rapidly becoming blue.
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Feb 12, 2023 02:19
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The Saucer Hovers posted:the air is full of poo poo and someone told the boys they get to play with the toys for political reasons yeah whats more believable, that humans have managed to dump garbage in the sky, or that the us govt wouldn shoot down a ufo and tell us about it
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Feb 12, 2023 02:19
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LOL that the aliens saw the lack of concern from the powers that be over Ohio and were all "OK time to come out of the dark they're definitely all going to kill themselves"
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Feb 12, 2023 02:19
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magic cactus posted:Radar just wanted to watch the superbowl and drink beer (liquid bread). Sorry radar! The chosen food for aitee friends would be the pretzel the perfect combination of bread and salt
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Feb 12, 2023 02:19
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magic cactus posted:Radar just wanted to watch the superbowl and drink beer (liquid bread). Sorry radar! welcome to the party, lurker friend
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Feb 12, 2023 02:20
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he's almost certainly an alien
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Feb 12, 2023 02:21
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:The timing of all this with the earlier change in discourse from various public faces is very odd of course I am also watching through Enterprise so timey wimey warfare bullshit is on my mind
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Feb 12, 2023 02:21
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:The chosen food for aitee friends would be the pretzel the aliens are simple sin eaters, here to rob our bodies of our sins
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Feb 12, 2023 02:21
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that this is only happening to the USA makes me think it’s not aliens sadly
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Feb 12, 2023 02:21
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euphronius posted:that this is only happening to the USA makes me think it’s not aliens sadly Canada just did it like 4 hours ago
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Feb 12, 2023 02:22
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Pretty smart of them to shoot up those power stations recently, knock offline some of our balloon detecting equipment
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Feb 12, 2023 02:23
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only the USA has the ability to take the fight to the alien scum. this is why you start in Nor'Am in Xcom.
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Feb 12, 2023 02:23
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euphronius posted:that this is only happening to the USA makes me think it’s not aliens sadly The USA is the most deranged and dangerous entity on earth, it makes sense to try to pacify them first
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Feb 12, 2023 02:23
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Why would aliens go anywhere but the US? Especially with the Superbowl on Sunday?
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Feb 12, 2023 02:24
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Been several hours since a mysterious object has been shot down. Starting to get a little bored over here.
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Feb 12, 2023 02:24
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:I mean the most prosaic answer for all of this is that the US is going apeshit on a network of Chinese spy... cylinder... drones that they were aware of but tolerated following the principle of the dumbest possible thing inevitably being true, the Air Force is currently out there testing their F-22s by murking every weather balloon they can find and they know it but just want to take their toys out for a spin
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Feb 12, 2023 02:25
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:Canada just did it like 4 hours ago Canada is the USA
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Feb 12, 2023 02:25
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euphronius posted:that this is only happening to the USA makes me think it’s not aliens sadly Russia shot down a orb a few weeks ago remember that
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Feb 12, 2023 02:25
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i think they're just hepped up about the big chinese ones, and are now shooting at anything they see instead of ignoring it/filtering them out as noise remember there wasn't just the one big chinese one, there was another confirmed one in south america (that just sort of floated away), and on thursday they said there was a "fleet" of them that had been seen across 40 countries on five continents they're spooked and probably now friendly-firing american weather balloons, because the government and miliitary are staffed and led by idiots
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Feb 12, 2023 02:26
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:Canada just did it like 4 hours ago buddy,
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Feb 12, 2023 02:26
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woo yeah war on the heavens let's do this *opens third eye and dresses it in war paint*
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Feb 12, 2023 02:26
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WOW 2 HOURS FROM SOME MISSILE SILOS how informative
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Feb 12, 2023 02:27
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beam them all Radar will know his own
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Feb 12, 2023 02:27
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https://twitter.com/sentdefender/status/1624580305779625991?s=20
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Feb 12, 2023 02:27
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there it is https://twitter.com/RepRosendale/status/1624579901608034306
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Feb 12, 2023 02:28
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e: you bastard https://twitter.com/RepRosendale/status/1624579901608034306
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Feb 12, 2023 02:28
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the von neumann probes all received the order to decloak simultaneously lol gently caress
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Feb 12, 2023 02:29
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So I guess our planes just stop working after dark
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Feb 12, 2023 02:30
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lmao if some poor kid's science project shut down a large amount of airspace
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Feb 12, 2023 02:30
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:So I guess our planes just stop working after dark pilots are tired gotta sleep. They'll do it tomorrow.
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Feb 12, 2023 02:30
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Dude if my mom missed confirmed offworld tech by less than a loving week I'm gonna be so mad but this is *wild*
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Feb 12, 2023 02:30
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us military out there saying "yeah we actually can't control our airspace and let ufos penetrate it regularly" what a time to be alive
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Feb 12, 2023 02:31
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i like this guy and he is linking directly to webpages he should STOP LURKING
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Feb 12, 2023 02:31
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Im cackling
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Feb 12, 2023 02:31
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my bony fealty posted:us military out there saying "yeah we actually can't control our airspace and let ufos penetrate it regularly" what a time to be alive just like my butt
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Feb 12, 2023 02:31
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it’s past the airplanes bedtime they can play with their toys in the morning
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Feb 12, 2023 02:32
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everyone knows planes are unable to see in the dark
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Feb 12, 2023 02:33
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it’s almost worded like they lost track of the montana object
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Feb 12, 2023 02:33
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I sure hope we never get threatened at night time when our trillion dollar aircraft are apparently as useful as a bicycle with a maglite taped to the handle bars
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Feb 12, 2023 02:33
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