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The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Also here's Superbowl trailer about basketball shoes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao1HzD6VoR8

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Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

WB must be really hard up for money if they're releasing that Flash movie as is after Ezra Miller's insane year last year lol

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Rageaholic posted:

WB must be really hard up for money if they're releasing that Flash movie as is after Ezra Miller's insane year last year lol

But they cancelled the already-finished Batgirl movie.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

The MSJ posted:

But they cancelled the already-finished Batgirl movie.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Rageaholic posted:

WB must be really hard up for money if they're releasing that Flash movie as is after Ezra Miller's insane year last year lol

Even before reshoots they spent something like $200 million+ on it. They basically had to release it somehow.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010


https://twitter.com/JohnDellaporta/status/1624963960893214720?s=20&t=84GPNCWOwZq0f3am8JrtVg

Bugblatter
Aug 4, 2003

On one hand, Indiana Jones doesn't look that good. On the other hand, I'd really like to watch some nazis getting punched.

Jerkface
May 21, 2001

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE DEAD, MOTHERFUCKER?

Gotta admit Guardians, Flash, and Indy all hitting the slop spot for me. I'll go see that poo poo.

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



They all kinda feel like the same movie.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

lmao the Guardians trailer, the first time I saw Rocket Raccoon was as the second story in the old UK Transformers comic when I was a kid, and I just remembered there was a Princess Otter in it as a character; digging deep in the trash mines here it seems :o:

https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Lylla_(Earth-616)

NoneMoreNegative fucked around with this message at 09:53 on Feb 13, 2023

clown shoes
Jul 17, 2004

Nothing but clowns down here.
This is a weird tone for this movie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWCGoGdkM7I

Bugblatter
Aug 4, 2003


Yeah, the beginning is fine. Bringing in the 90s trailer movie guy sound-alike is kind of neat. But then it goes so hard on the epic trailer music and the imagery and premise just doesn't fit at all.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


It is a horror movie with action music which is just an odd choice. Also it looks completely terrible.

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
It's a children of the corn movie, of course it's terrible

caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

It never stops.

Congrats to Kurt Wimmer for escaping Director Jail, I guess.

Ultraviolet didn't do anything wrong. :colbert:

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Was that the series where had the granny get hit by a truck which catapulted her through a glass window where a bunch of people are playing bingo

caligulamprey posted:

Ultraviolet didn't do anything wrong. :colbert:

I am not strong enough to stand by your side.

AceOfFlames
Oct 9, 2012

caligulamprey posted:

Ultraviolet didn't do anything wrong. :colbert:

You are a monster.

caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

It never stops.

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Was that the series where had the granny get hit by a truck which catapulted her through a glass window where a bunch of people are playing bingo
It's the movie where this happens:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5dqS2eDRdc

...okay, Ultraviolet did a lot of things wrong, but I still cackle at it all the same

AceOfFlames posted:

You are a monster.
And I bought two copies of the novelization. :getin:

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
feels like the best movie to take psychedelics and get permanent brain damage to

Slotducks
Oct 16, 2008

Nobody puts Phil in a corner.



Is that deepfried for the kids these days or did it actually look like that when it came out?

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Slotducks posted:

Is that deepfried for the kids these days or did it actually look like that when it came out?

Do yourself a favor and watch the movie. It’s INSANE and yes it looked just like that.

Schwarzwald
Jul 27, 2004

Don't Blink

caligulamprey posted:

It's the movie where this happens:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5dqS2eDRdc

...okay, Ultraviolet did a lot of things wrong, but I still cackle at it all the same

God knows what this says about me, but I kind of dig this.

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

Schwarzwald posted:

God knows what this says about me, but I kind of dig this.

The movie is basically Equilibrium (same director, this is the movie he made once Equilibrium hit it kind of big) but quite a bit worse. Adjust your expectations accordingly if you've seen that movie, and how you feel about it.

thrawn527 fucked around with this message at 19:18 on Feb 14, 2023

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

muscles like this! posted:

It is a horror movie with action music which is just an odd choice. Also it looks completely terrible.

It was also shot back in 2020, and had been collecting dust on a shelf. That's usually not a good sign.

AceOfFlames
Oct 9, 2012

caligulamprey posted:

And I bought two copies of the novelization. :getin:

I can't believe a novelization ACTUALLY EXISTS.

304 pages according to Wikipedia? What, is it just "VAMPIRES. BULLET TIME" written over and over?

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
I like a lot of stupid poo poo, but I could not stomach Ultraviolet.

ozmunkeh
Feb 28, 2008

hey guys what is happening in this thread
Ultraviolet the movie is bad. Ultraviolet the tv show is both awesome and also the most late 90s a tv show could ever be.

VROOM VROOM
Jun 8, 2005

thrawn527 posted:

The movie is basically Equilibrium (same director, this is the movie he made once Equilibrium hit it kind of big)

This is very funny because it explains why the start of the fight is a total ripoff of Equilibrium
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoDKXozA0M4&t=86s

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Reverse Battle Royale, where the kids go after the adults.

Human Tornada
Mar 4, 2005

I been wantin to see a honkey dance.
Children of the Corn is an A+ short story, premise, and title, and they haven't managed to make a single good movie in 11(!) tries.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


It is a great horror story but there isn't quite enough meat on the bone to make a full length movie out of it.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




edogawa rando posted:

It was also shot back in 2020, and had been collecting dust on a shelf. That's usually not a good sign.

Ordinarily I'd say movies temporarily shelved in 2020 get a pass on this rule, but this looks like you might be right.

Jewmanji
Dec 28, 2003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QP-xrG0kZk

There's a lot going on here. Mostly a lot of celebs.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

Jewmanji posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QP-xrG0kZk

There's a lot going on here. Mostly a lot of celebs.

Climate Change, the movie

thiccabod
Nov 26, 2007

Jewmanji posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QP-xrG0kZk

There's a lot going on here. Mostly a lot of celebs.

I was excited for something really dumb with this trailer because my brain initially interpreted the thumbnail as a dude with a granite cube as a fist :black101:

It was still dumb, but differently dumb than I had hoped

Slotducks
Oct 16, 2008

Nobody puts Phil in a corner.


is cgi regressing? like is camera tech too good for cgi to reconcile and exist alongside? that visually looks like hot garbage

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Slotducks posted:

is cgi regressing? like is camera tech too good for cgi to reconcile and exist alongside? that visually looks like hot garbage

All the money went to the cast

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


https://youtu.be/yjRHZEUamCc

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BLM1naCfME

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Chemtrailologist
Jul 8, 2007
As the trailer went on, I slowly realized this isn't a comedy.

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