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Anybody else get this? Like will they just get longer now that I’m an old man? ![]()
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 22:09 |
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Anybody else get this? Like will they just get longer now that I’m an old man? naw. my pubes get longer but so do my dick. yours doesn't? weird.
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this is actually an extremely serious medical problem called short-balls-and-dick and you should actually be really worried
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when im turned on my ball s get hard but my dick doesnt, any doctors know about this??????????
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Trim your pubes they should not be to your knees
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It makes a fun game for your lover to try to find your weiner
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Cousin Dick
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thin blue whine posted:naw. my pubes get longer but so do my dick. yours doesn't? weird. this is very concerning
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thin blue whine posted:naw. my pubes get longer but so do my dick. yours doesn't? weird. Like whiskers? ![]()
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can't grow a 11 inch pube. sorry
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it doesn't get wider tho it's like i got a tiny willow tree hanging from my crotch to my ankles you sure this isn't what happens to everyone?
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You can weave yourself a natural posing pouch.
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Should I get some mousse or styling gel? ![]()
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I think you want a keratin treatment conditioner and some beard oil.
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goatface posted:I think you want a keratin treatment conditioner and some beard oil. Oh this is NOT about her pleasure. I want to do some devil horns that stand up but every stylist has hung up on me. ![]()
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Oh, then you need to scour old ladies cupboards for some real ozone-depleating hairspray.
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Gotta start trimming them so they don't get stuck to your dickhole.
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hemale in pain posted:can't grow a 11 inch pube. sorry Maybe u can't
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hemale in pain posted:can't grow a 11 inch pube. sorry I can, but it’s fine because it hides my micropeen.
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gettin my pubes all tied together to some of the guys and walking around like a rat king
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super sweet best pal posted:Gotta start trimming them so they don't get stuck to your dickhole. the worst is when they get twisted up with rear end hair
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It's all about braiding and wrapping to keep appearances up.
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big pubes. so what? stand tall and be counted. there will always be a place for you among the stars.
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i have to trim my dick thanks for reminding me
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I trim my pubes with a #4 guard so they will match the length of my micropenis.
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Sophy Wackles posted:I trim my pubes with a #4 guard so they will match the length of my micropenis. So it’s like a hotdog in a Brillo pad? ![]()
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Sophy Wackles posted:I trim my pubes with a #4 guard so they will match the length of my micropenis. Whose the lucky gal who gets to stand underneath the pube blizzard as you trim???
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drat I was thinking of making this same thread last week.
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Whose the lucky gal who gets to stand underneath the pube blizzard as you trim??? I had “pube blizzard” in my profile and she swiped right. ![]()
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Perfectly normal. When I shower I like making a shampoo horn.
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Murdstone posted:Perfectly normal. When I shower I like making a shampoo horn. Imagine your rubber ducky. Now imagine Toy Story™️
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goatface posted:I think you want a keratin treatment conditioner and some beard oil. this seems right face hair is thicker but they clearly go to the same stylist
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Shave.
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Pluck.
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my pubes generally grow longer than my dick. I think this is due to the fact that my penis is very small.
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gonna need a weed whacker soon i recko
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I can’t tell the difference between my pubes and my dick so I just let em grow. Can’t risk shaving it off.
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Braids. Or maybe cornrows.
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:I can’t tell the difference between my pubes and my dick so I just let em grow. Can’t risk shaving it off. Do you just pee and let the pee drip off the individual pubes or do you use hair clips to hold the pubes back and then pee? Sorry if I seem like and ignoramus, this is new territory for me.
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 22:09 |
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Do you just pee and let the pee drip off the individual pubes or do you use hair clips to hold the pubes back and then pee? Sorry if I seem like and ignoramus, this is new territory for me. As I mentioned, my pubes and dick are similar length/girth so I can’t tell the difference. A hair clip might injure my fragile penis if I were to pinch it with the hair clip so I just let things happen as they will.
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