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The Wicked ZOGA posted:Think about how many books you could read in the time it takes you to read Moby Dick. Books that aren't full of made-up bullshit about whales "In the time it took you to listen to The White Album, you could have listened to Reign In Blood like, three times."
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Yeah
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Good gently caress the beatles
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Flint_Paper posted:Boy do I ever have news for you! There's a new Locke Lamora book due out soon! If I believe you that would make me a bigger mark than anyone in the series.
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The Wicked ZOGA posted:Think about how many books you could read in the time it takes you to read Moby Dick. Books that aren't full of made-up bullshit about whales Moby Dick is worth reading once, its a batshit rollercoaster mix of a well written piece of fiction with whole chapters of non-fiction and big chunks of a play with stage direction and everything. Its a stretch, but it kind of feels to other fiction the way Dwarf Fortress feels to other video games. No sane person would every develop either but the result is something wholly unique.
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Mister Speaker posted:"In the time it took you to listen to The White Album, you could have listened to Reign In Blood like, three times." Hell yeah what a good idea
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lmao cum
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# ? Mar 28, 2023 00:28 |
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cum whale, holy grail
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Jabberlock posted:cum whale, holy grail Why read moby dick when you could listen to Leviathan like three times?
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Jabberlock posted:cum whale, holy grail spread your cheeks with blood and thunder
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Flint_Paper posted:Assigned Harpoon At Berth, amirite
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winnydpu posted:Moby Dick is worth reading once, its a batshit rollercoaster mix of a well written piece of fiction with whole chapters of non-fiction and big chunks of a play with stage direction and everything. Its a stretch, but it kind of feels to other fiction the way Dwarf Fortress feels to other video games. No sane person would every develop either but the result is something wholly unique. This is actually a perfect comparison Whale Fortress
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# ? Mar 28, 2023 00:57 |
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What if we took the terrible feature every user loving despises...and made it 1000x worse
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# ? Mar 28, 2023 01:16 |
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Advertisers love it when you describe your platform with terms like "swarms taking over" and "hopeless losing battle".
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zoux posted:
On the upside, just THINK of how efficient it will be as a blocklist!
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McCracAttack posted:Advertisers love it when you describe your platform with terms like "swarms taking over" and "hopeless losing battle".
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# ? Mar 28, 2023 01:50 |
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You should be able to buy other people Twitter blue so they get laughed at.
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# ? Mar 28, 2023 01:55 |
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So the For You page will now be completely worthless? Haven't touched it in ages anyway.
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# ? Mar 28, 2023 02:00 |
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they're inevitably going to start forcing you over to For You again, it's already starting with a recent update to the app where pressing the home button when you're already at the top of the Following timeline sends you to For You
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repiv posted:they're inevitably going to start forcing you over to For You again, it's already starting with a recent update to the app where pressing the home button when you're already at the top of the Following timeline sends you to For You Ah, and then I guess they'll get rid of the Following timeline so Twitter is just watching paid users advertise to each other.
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# ? Mar 28, 2023 02:10 |
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https://twitter.com/erinhahn_author/status/1640417666841100288 Arming teachers always sounded like a hilarious plan. "Sorry, no pay raise again this year. $37,000 will remain your salary. Now moving on to new business, here's a gun." wash bucket has a new favorite as of 02:41 on Mar 28, 2023 |
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Warbird posted:You should be able to buy other people Twitter blue so they get laughed at. They're going to let you hide your check lol https://twitter.com/alex193a/status/1638275630428049411
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zoux posted:They're going to let you hide your check lol lol and anyone who does will be outed by the new for you page
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McCracAttack posted:https://twitter.com/erinhahn_author/status/1640417666841100288 What you think they're just going to give teachers the mandatory gun? They're going to have to purchase it out-of-pocket like the rest of the school supplies.
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McCracAttack posted:https://twitter.com/erinhahn_author/status/1640417666841100288 Destroying public education is the plan. Bullets, Not Books would just be another step towards the finish line.
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Warbird posted:You should be able to buy other people Twitter blue so they get laughed at. But what if someone buys it for themselves and claims other people did it to harass them.
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1stGear posted:But what if someone buys it for themselves and claims other people did it to harass them. The red text will give it away
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# ? Mar 28, 2023 03:12 |
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Whole bunch of teachers with guns could well regulate themselves into a decent pay rise.
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Inceltown posted:Whole bunch of teachers .... regulate themselves into a decent pay rise. Sounds like socialism
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Well poo poo https://twitter.com/RespectfulMemes/status/1638221681842855947 My dad died when I was like 10, and this hit me right in the feelings.
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McCracAttack posted:https://twitter.com/erinhahn_author/status/1640417666841100288 Dozens of heavily-armed, highly-trained, body-armor-wearing police officers were unable to stop one teenager with a rifle in Uvalde. What is a kindergarden teacher with her little pea shooter going to do?
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https://twitter.com/InternetHippo/status/1640465908442316808?t=iYG4OkIIjqyx3K19cDn_bw&s=19
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Skwirl posted:https://twitter.com/InternetHippo/status/1640465908442316808?t=iYG4OkIIjqyx3K19cDn_bw&s=19 I haven't seen a computer lay pipe like that since Sex Trek: The Next Gyration.
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Nebrilos posted:Dozens of heavily-armed, highly-trained, body-armor-wearing police officers were unable to stop one teenager with a rifle in Uvalde. What is a kindergarden teacher with her little pea shooter going to do? The kindergarten teacher would likely feel some kind of moral responsibility to protect and serve her community, unlike cops.
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https://twitter.com/paul_schnepf/status/1640277487182663684?s=20
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Nebrilos posted:Dozens of heavily-armed, highly-trained, body-armor-wearing police officers were unable to stop one teenager with a rifle in Uvalde. What is a kindergarden teacher with her little pea shooter going to do? The average school teacher has a level of physical courage far in excess of the average cop. They're not allowed to shoot students who are having tantrums, for example, or parents who get aggressive.
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Tree Bucket posted:The navy at this time had an extremely high proportion of devout believers among its ranks. I liked this.
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Mister Speaker posted:I'm about halfway through Moby Dick for the first time and yeah, not only is it an incredibly dense read full of the flowery language of the 1840s, but the nautical stuff is confusing. It's rather satisfying in the rare occasion when I come across a sailor's term I do understand. Reading through the milhist thread prepared me for all the obscure military units in book of the new sun
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Nebrilos posted:Dozens of heavily-armed, highly-trained, body-armor-wearing police officers were unable to stop one teenager with a rifle in Uvalde. What is a kindergarden teacher with her little pea shooter going to do? A teacher is a lot less cowardly than a cop
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give every teacher a gun and the right to shoot one parent per semester, i trust their judgement
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