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Clip-On Fedora
Feb 20, 2011

When I was a kid, I had a huge fear of skeletons and people being turned into skeletons, so Mars Attacks was not a great time for me.

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Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Apparently my parents tried to show me Holy Grail when I was like 3 and I freaked out when the Black Knight started losing limbs. I have zero memory of it one way or the other.

I had to leave the theater for a moment during Beethoven when they teased the possibility that the villains were going to kill the dog

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

I cried when antie died in honey I shrunk the kids

Eason the Fifth
Apr 9, 2020
Robocop in 2nd grade

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
Arachnophobia age 4

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Fire in the Sky... way too young

DarkLich
Feb 19, 2004


Saw this in theatres when I was 9. It's pretty much a soft core pornography, if memory serves

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Eason the Fifth posted:

Robocop in 2nd grade

same. my dad showed it to me as a way of telling the family he took a job in Detroit

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





DarkLich posted:



Saw this in theatres when I was 9. It's pretty much a soft core pornography, if memory serves

i binged all of these recently and theyre fuckin nothing, like softcore pornography is overselling it

if youre in a Saw trap and have to watch one of them to get your arm away from a big knife then watch the second one, its the dumbest and horniest and has some actual so-bad-it's-good value

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
I saw starship troopers in theater.

I saw twister at the drive in when it came out. I was young and also live in tornado country. Quite a few scenes from it look straight out of iowa. lol

tazjin
Jul 24, 2015


I just learned about the "hagrid is a death eater" theory and feel like I need some fresh air

Whirling
Feb 23, 2023

watched all of the SAW films with some friends because there was a really hot woman they knew that I wanted to date that tagged along, and honestly it's impressive that every one of them gets worse in new and interesting ways. I think one of my favorite things to think about is that a 70-year old guy with a cancer, a kinda fat police officer, and a waifish heroin addict are kidnapping people on the regular with no failures. There's tons of victims in the series that are fit and in their prime and they're getting abducted in the dozens by the Jigsaw crew.

Whirling has issued a correction as of 23:44 on Apr 18, 2023

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Whirling posted:

watched all of the SAW films with some friends because there was a really hot woman they knew that I wanted to date that tagged along, and honestly it's impressive that every one of them gets worse in new and interesting ways. I think one of my favorite things to think about is that a 70-year old guy with a cancer, a kinda fat police officer, and a waifish heroin addict are kidnapping people on the regular with no failures. There's tons of victims in the series that are fit and in their prime and they're getting abducted in the dozens by the Jigsaw crew.

my favorite one is I think either 4 or 5, whichever ends with the reveal that the one cop was working with Jigsaw as he watches the other cop get crushed to death because he didn't climb into a glass coffin. the whole setup of the scene is just so absurd, it's the most fun the movies get before it starts to whip back

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


Mr Hootington posted:

I saw starship troopers in theater.

I saw twister at the drive in when it came out. I was young and also live in tornado country. Quite a few scenes from it look straight out of iowa. lol

Twister scared the gently caress out of me as a kid and any time we'd be under a tornado watch i'd haul every possession I had into the basement stairwell closet

Maed
Aug 23, 2006


I was in 4th grade when south park came out and I and the other 3 kids with degen parents would talk about it in class all day after each episode, it's a miracle I don't still call everything gay and jewish

Whirling
Feb 23, 2023

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

my favorite one is I think either 4 or 5, whichever ends with the reveal that the one cop was working with Jigsaw as he watches the other cop get crushed to death because he didn't climb into a glass coffin. the whole setup of the scene is just so absurd, it's the most fun the movies get before it starts to whip back

I think the one about the healthcare insurance guy getting owned was good enough b-movie fare, but the rest are so insanely dire that I'm impressed the series lasted as long as it did.

Jaxyon
Mar 7, 2016
I’m just saying I would like to see a man beat a woman in a cage. Just to be sure.
All the cool kids have moved on to the Escape Room franchise :colbert:

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

Xaris posted:

my coworker brought their 8/9 year old to see the new Puss in Boots and had to leave the theater because it was too scary for them

owned

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

my parents took me to see this at what must have been 8

it seemed a bit inappropriate but also long and boring. is it worth revisiting?

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


I saw eraserhead when I was about ten

je1 healthcare
Sep 29, 2015

Maed posted:

I was in 4th grade when south park came out and I and the other 3 kids with degen parents would talk about it in class all day after each episode, it's a miracle I don't still call everything gay and jewish

So did everyone in my 5th grade class, but like 90% of them stopped using gay as a pejorative by the time they finished high school.

Somehow I got through all of season 1 and obsessed over it without actually understanding that 'gay' and 'lesbian' referred to sexual orientations.

Eason the Fifth
Apr 9, 2020

DR FRASIER KRANG posted:

same. my dad showed it to me as a way of telling the family he took a job in Detroit

I still want to look away from the scene in the beginning when they blow murphy's limbs off

I'm too much of a wimp to watch robocop as an adult and I hate me

Eason the Fifth
Apr 9, 2020
Saving Private Ryan is fine tho

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
the 80s blob remake. bad news.

WrightOfWay
Jul 24, 2010


I watched the Matrix at ~8 and the scene where Neo's mouth gets fleshed over really hosed me up.

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Eason the Fifth posted:

I still want to look away from the scene in the beginning when they blow murphy's limbs off

I'm too much of a wimp to watch robocop as an adult and I hate me

the henchmen are so god drat good though

especially the black dude with the cackle. he's amazing.

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

beetlejuice was scary

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

DoombatINC posted:

when i saw Batman Begins in theaters opening weekend, there were like four or five moms with baby strollers parked together in the front row

you know what it turns out babies dont like and makes them scream forever??



batman begins had a fire breathing dragon?

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
I left 98 Godzilla when the baby godzillas were prowling but I might have really just been bored.

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Some Guy TT posted:

batman begins had a fire breathing dragon?

ya its when everyone is freaking out on Scarecrow drugs

right around when Batman saves Joffrey from game of thrones



also just want to throw it out there if Nolan is good for anything its giving Cillian Murphy consistent work

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

US pop star Aaron Carter accidentally drowned in his bathtub because of drugs he had taken, a coroner's report says.

Carter, 34, the younger brother of the Backstreet Boys' Nick Carter, was found dead at his home in Lancaster, California, on 5 November.

Fitzy Fitz
May 14, 2005




That's really sad.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
musicians really seem to like drowning in bathtubs.

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


vindicated in not believing the 4 hour runtime reports, but still long as hell

lfg tho

https://twitter.com/deadline/status/1648424370224906240

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

Jaxyon posted:

Maybe they should just try not being poor

agreed

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

vindicated in not believing the 4 hour runtime reports, but still long as hell

lfg tho

https://twitter.com/deadline/status/1648424370224906240

will watch it over the course of a month as intended

Organic Lube User
Apr 15, 2005

Seeing Aliens when I was 8 and Platoon/Full Metal Jacket at 10 probably wasn't great for me.

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

just finished the first season of andor and i gotta say wow, andor holding up a copy of Das Kapital after the threesome was wookies was probably my favorite part of the whole series

dont know why they had the scene where andor cant stop abotu the specifics of a beretta 9mm and flashing through a slideshow of various US politicans

Oglethorpe
Aug 8, 2005
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AnimeIsTrash posted:

just finished the first season of andor and i gotta say wow, andor holding up a copy of Das Kapital after the threesome was wookies was probably my favorite part of the whole series

dont know why they had the scene where andor cant stop abotu the specifics of a beretta 9mm and flashing through a slideshow of various US politicans

under no pretext should blaster pistols be surrendered

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Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

How To Blow Up a Death Star, is that anything

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