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GEO BACHELOR always sounded cool somehow. Like CITIZEN OF THE WORLD, But turns out it's more like your command is just capitalizing on every opportunity to call you a "VERIFIED C*CK DIPSHIT"
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Victor Vermis posted:GEO BACHELOR always sounded cool somehow. Dont forget the guys who use it as an excuse to be philandering shitheels and try to go all pokemon "gotta catch em all" on STDs.
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Apr 29, 2023 07:20
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God the corpsmen loved those dudes. They were always very excited to swab some dude's barrel.
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Apr 29, 2023 08:09
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One of my shipmates upon passing medical on the way off the ship did not pick up any condoms. HM1 asked him if he needed any. His reply was “gently caress you, doc. Get the shot ready.” That was over 16 years ago, yet the memory will live in my mind until long after I’ve forgotten my own name.
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Apr 29, 2023 13:11
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Mr. Nice! posted:One of my shipmates upon passing medical on the way off the ship did not pick up any condoms. HM1 asked him if he needed any. His reply was “gently caress you, doc. Get the shot ready.” my man
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Apr 29, 2023 13:24
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CainFortea posted:God the corpsmen loved those dudes. They were always very excited to swab some dude's barrel. I'm led to understand that's at least 25% of the job
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Apr 29, 2023 18:04
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*runs huffing and puffing up the gangway* gently caress! Goddamn! Just made it! Were going in like 30 seconds, right!?! ? What ??!? 2 hours???!! Fuuuuuuuuuuuuk! I coulda banged out another one FUHK!!! !! !
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fresh_cheese posted:*runs huffing and puffing up the gangway* Haha you showed up early, sucks to be you. We're still here!
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May 1, 2023 18:08
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Stand by to stand by.
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Hurry up and wait. Seems like the tugs aren't here so we're not getting off the pier till they arrive.
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hello Marines, welcome to BFC! I can only assume some of you are featured in this video from the interwebs?? https://www.reddit.com/r/Military/comments/134o7xb/whyd_you_join_the_marines/ if any of you need help with financing your car at less than 73% APR, we can probably help. feel free to post away with all things related to business, finance, careers, and money. you may particularly be interested in our career path thread: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3533210 newbie thread: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3256838 fed jobs thread: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3324421 or long-term investing thread: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2892928 there is also of course, your potential natural habitat, the bad with money thread: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3878671 ...or several other popular threads in our subforum: https://forums.somethingawful.com/forumdisplay.php?forumid=200 come out and play!
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May 1, 2023 22:09
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I just financed a tattoo, it's a sick piece that has the EGA with my GFs name under the globe and I'm building my credit too! Even though today was payday I'm already broke so I can't buy a '98 mustang from the place right outside the gate but they guy said they'd hold it for me, it's only gonna be 15 grand!
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May 1, 2023 22:20
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PathAsc posted:I just financed a tattoo, it's a sick piece that has the EGA with my GFs name under the globe and I'm building my credit too! Even though today was payday I'm already broke so I can't buy a '98 mustang from the place right outside the gate but they guy said they'd hold it for me, it's only gonna be 15 grand! And hey,
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does anyone have any thoughts on the recent addition of the mutual fund window to tsp? not a federal employee, but to me it seems like the risk of being taken for a ride on management fees far outweighs any flexibility benefits when the existing funds were already so rock solid
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May 1, 2023 22:52
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when will the .gov bubble burst?
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i feel like the corporate thread is the marine's natural habitat: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3295066 what if people made you paint rocks, but they couldn't be quite so blatant about it
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May 1, 2023 22:56
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What up devil dogs Saigon Sams has the new boot bands in stock
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CainFortea posted:And hey, Only 20k? I expect at least 30k just for the Flowmaster stickers
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marines, are military pensions auto-adjusted for CPI inflation like social security? monthly CPI print happens this wednesday
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pmchem posted:marines, are military pensions auto-adjusted for CPI inflation like social security? I know that both disability payments and pensions had a 10% or so adjust this year. I don’t know what index it’s tied to but it adjusts each year.
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Did anyone else have a regular recruit huddle in boot camp where that recruit (you know the one- southern, naturally athletic, hid in the bushes on the final PFT to shave 3 minutes off his time) would say a prayer, and then everyone would get really intense, And then the runt recruit everyone poo poo on constantly would pipe up and squeak: THIS RECRUIT HAS SOMETHING TO SAY And step forward, wearing comically too-big yellow'd whitey tighties hanging to his knees because that's what was left after the last mad scramble foot locker dump-and-wagon-wheel, And he'd squeak something cliche and self-deprecating like, HEY IF I CAN DO IT WE CAN ALL DO IT! And everyone knew he was only at boot camp because his mom was banging his recruiter and wanted to get him out of the house? I think about that guy a lot. I hope he wasn't murdered by an ancient italian landmine planted by some other kid whose mom was banging a recruiter for taliban/AQI
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Victor Vermis posted:Did anyone else have a regular recruit huddle in boot camp where that recruit (you know the one- southern, naturally athletic, hid in the bushes on the final PFT to shave 3 minutes off his time) would say a prayer, and then everyone would get really intense, You know in your heart how this turned out.
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TheWeedNumber posted:You know in your heart how this turned out. Yeah. re-enlistment. poo poo's so dang tragic.
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Victor Vermis posted:Yeah. re-enlistment. lmfao
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I never had recruit huddles. So no. Also our runt was a mouthy poo poo, but also harder core than most of the platoon.
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My mom wanting me out of the house was how I ended up in the air force. One off hand remark about joining after half-assing my way through year three of community college, next thing I know I'm getting a call from a recruiter, 5 months later getting yelled at in San Antonio. And no, no weird recruit huddles. We'd just go in the day room and get yelled at by whoever
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Question for our bold and noble warfighters: is there a lot of direct selling/multilevel marketing in the service? I know y’all get targeted with every bullshit supplement under the sun.
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Discendo Vox posted:Question for our bold and noble warfighters: is there a lot of direct selling/multilevel marketing in the service? I know y’all get targeted with every bullshit supplement under the sun. MLMs are dependapotamous staples.
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Mr. Nice! posted:MLMs are dependapotamous staples. what's the total comp for a military spouse these days
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Mr. Nice! posted:MLMs are dependapotamous staples. ah, of course.
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drk posted:what's the total comp for a military spouse these days Half, inevitably.
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drk posted:what's the total comp for a military spouse these days Victor Vermis posted:Half, inevitably.
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If you think about it, the chain of command is a pyramid really.
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Victor Vermis posted:Half, inevitably. lmfao
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Victor Vermis posted:Half, inevitably. 
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FrozenVent posted:If you think about it, the chain of command is a pyramid really. Senior Lance Corporals keep barging into your barracks room to piss in your sink on dollar shot night at the Kaneohe Bay e-club? That's not hazing, You're just temporarily "downstream".
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addendum to my last post: the e-club doesn't serve drinks. I don't remember what the bar is called where base wives go to trade home photography tips/conduct their FetLife meet-ups.
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Victor Vermis posted:addendum to my last post: the e-club doesn't serve drinks. I don't remember what the bar is called where base wives go to trade home photography tips/conduct their FetLife meet-ups. I remember I hosed a real big dependa. Met her off of some sketch website that was like the porno version of Facebook or MySpace or some poo poo. Anyway that pussy stank, probably from getting creampied prior to my arrival repeatedly and without being cleaned out over a few days, so I texted a dude from my FMT-B class (some HM3) and told him “call me and say I have to return back to base immediately, I have duty. Do it now, please.” He did and I was freed from this very awkward and gross sexual encounter, borne only of a primal desire to smash some puss before I inevitably got deployed and died. I neither deployed, nor died, though I wish both have occurred in equal order. Because waking up to find out you are autistic is a hell of a trip and normies annoy me so loving much. However, wish I could erase the memory of that gross rear end pussy more. That was the reason why I went to get tested at my duty station, at which point the IDC (and my LPO) calls everyone in the clinic (the corpsmen anyway) to watch as he makes my roommate swab my poo poo. A q-tip went up my penis, did a twist, and came out. I thought that’s how the world did STI screenings till I got to the civilian world. No they did it just to gently caress with us as a collective. Anyway I told the corporate dicksucks in the corporate thread about my poo poo getting swabbed so there’s that. #keepingupforumrelations TheWeedNumber fucked around with this message at 11:45 on May 14, 2023 |
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TheWeedNumber posted:
Rest happily in the knowledge that in 2 years they'll be doing the exact same thing at million dollar team-building retreats in order to catalyze their paradigms.
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joat mon posted:Rest happily in the knowledge that in 2 years they'll be doing the exact same thing at million dollar team-building retreats in order to catalyze their paradigms. lmfao anyway double lmao at this KYOON GRIFFEY JR posted:there is something delicious about a person who works for the most insane, regimented, corporate bullshit factory in the western world pretending that they somehow have it so much better than the "wage slaves" all i did was post a terminal lance comic and talk about a q tip going up my cock clearly that means im a loving lifer
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