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actually i'll be surprised if it happens purely because of how badly her first attempt went efb Jonny 290 posted:absolute scrub tier rich person mistake lmao
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The_Franz posted:there's ultrapasteurized milk, which has a shelf-life of months without refrigeration when unopened, but north america seems to be allergic to the idea of buying milk that doesn't come from a refrigerator at the store we're allergic to room temperature milk and also we have grocery stores now so we don't need to drive the wagon into town to buy a year's worth of milk at once
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Jonny 290 posted:absolute scrub tier rich person mistake lmao iirc she bought it on expedia with her normal credit card
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uhh then explain why costco is so popular
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like she's in the bay area, she could just drive there overnight
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rotor posted:like she's in the bay area, she could just drive there overnight in this traffic??
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mystes posted:It's too bad the people who smuggled Carlos Ghosn out of Japan in a musical instrument case aren't available at the moment
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Beeftweeter posted:in this traffic?? 12 hours at most unless you drive like a grandma or have to pee every 30 minutes
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mystes posted:It's too bad the people who smuggled Carlos Ghosn out of Japan in a musical instrument case aren't available at the moment liz holmes: cello case? i dont know ... do you have maybe a double bass?
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or just like...a chartered jet or something. i have a feeling she just heard 'flee to mexico!' not realizing that you have to have an entire back half set up, you don't just fly to mexico city and buy a new ID from a guy on the street corner. they have like, a government and poo poo also narcissists probably don't deal well with the whole "you have a new identity and you can never, ever tell anybody who you really are or become famous ever again" thing
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May 18, 2023 19:25
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it's also possible she thought flying internationally during a criminal trial to go to a wedding would be fine because she's a sociopathic white lady
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May 18, 2023 19:31
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Beeftweeter posted:it's also possible she thought flying internationally during a criminal trial to go to a wedding would be fine because she's a sociopathic white lady she bought a one-way ticket
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there's actually lots of uht milk sold - all the fairlife coke milk is uht. just about every organic milk product is uht (because it's so expensive they'd have to throw it all out after a week or three if it weren't). all those ready-made flavoured milk drinks in plastic bottles are uht. we just still chill it because we feel compelled to do it. with that said that is besides my point which is that i still would follow the best-buy dates on those products - they're just longer.
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Shame Boy posted:she bought a one-way ticket uhh uh. the traffic isnt as bad coming from mexico
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who are you all talking about? what does this have to do with liz, the cool mom?
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at this point im frankly surprised she hasn't tried to say she had an evil twin
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May 18, 2023 19:42
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Jonny 290 posted:or just like...a chartered jet or something. yeah, if you're going to be doing big money crimes, you need to have an exit plan. a suitcase full of cash and nondescript car at the very least, and preferably a second passport. you cross at least one land border before buying a plane ticket to wherever
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May 18, 2023 19:44
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not to wherever, a fuckin nonextradition country
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Jonny 290 posted:we're allergic to room temperature milk and also we have grocery stores now so we don't need to drive the wagon into town to buy a year's worth of milk at once i mean, actual uht (room temperature stable) milk mostly just tastes like poo poo, but esl milk (needs to be refrigerated, but keeps for ~6 weeks) is pretty much indistinguishable from "normal" milk and real convenient. at least for me as i plan my cooking badly enough that i like to have milk around but don't use it reliably enough to not have the normal stuff go bad regularly.
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Cybernetic Vermin posted:i mean, actual uht (room temperature stable) milk mostly just tastes like poo poo, but esl milk (needs to be refrigerated, but keeps for ~6 weeks) is pretty much indistinguishable from "normal" milk and real convenient. at least for me as i plan my cooking badly enough that i like to have milk around but don't use it reliably enough to not have the normal stuff go bad regularly. it's not that it tastes like poo poo, it just tastes a little more cooked. which is fine, you don't have to like it. i bring it up because in some areas they do a little extra cooking of the milk for safety/infrastructure reasons, and when they tried to back off on it people made the same sort of comments that it tasted weird and wrong
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just don't drink milk problem solved
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fun rotor fact: my two kids go through a gallon of milk just about every day
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we're also completely irrationally terrified of radiation, which would be another way to make traditionally tasting milk that had room temp shelf stability measured in months
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i go through a half G a week just for coffee, eta, and maybe 1-2 dishes that need it. Milk's alright. im not down with the 'ah, i'm thirsty, time for a cold glass of milk by itself' tho
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semi-related news is my lil girl is like an ace baker and has started making cream puffs late at night so i get to wake up to fresh cream puffs. On one hand she should really be asleep at 2am but on the other hand: fresh cream puffs.
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May 18, 2023 19:59
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people that drink a glass of milk by itself, for refreshment, are deranged
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mediaphage posted:it's not that it tastes like poo poo, it just tastes a little more cooked. which is fine, you don't have to like it. for all past and future posts of mine about the taste of food products enjoyed by many others: obviously i recognize that this is subjective, but i will for simplicity and conversational expedience speak primarily to my own opinions without repeating this disclaimer in full each time.
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Beeftweeter posted:people that drink a glass of milk by itself, for refreshment, are deranged enjoy ur brittle bones
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this is a true ethnic caucasian thing. wtf am i gonna do w liquid milk, 99.5% ethnic korean peeps are lactose intolerant
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Beeftweeter posted:people that drink a glass of milk by itself, for refreshment, are deranged Sometimes I just want a cold-rear end glass of milk. Don't even get me started on ovaltine.
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bob dobbs is dead posted:99.5% ethnic korean peeps are lactose intolerant sad
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rotor posted:enjoy ur brittle bones oh no where am i going to find another source of calcium in 2023
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rotor posted:semi-related news is my lil girl is like an ace baker and has started making cream puffs late at night so i get to wake up to fresh cream puffs. On one hand she should really be asleep at 2am but on the other hand: fresh cream puffs.
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Wayne Knight posted:Sometimes I just want a cold-rear end glass of milk. if one must drink a glass of milk then it should be as cold as possible
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Beeftweeter posted:oh no where am i going to find another source of calcium in 2023 go chew on an oyster shell
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qirex posted:professional bakers keep stupid hours, might as well get used to it now bakers and florists, the original methheads
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man I could use some of that ultra milk, I don't go through it fast enough
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really lactose tolerance in adulthood is the exception, most people are not as far as all of humanity goes it's only people whose ancestors relied on cattle who can do it, so that's mostly white europeans, and their descendants are the ones who decide what goes on supermarket shelves, so welp
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Cybernetic Vermin posted:for all past and future posts of mine about the taste of food products enjoyed by many others: obviously i recognize that this is subjective, but i will for simplicity and conversational expedience speak primarily to my own opinions without repeating this disclaimer in full each time. i mean i think it's worth pointing out because its not like it doesnt taste like milk or tastes spoiled or something lol although speaking of which my so puts cream in his morning coffees and a couple of weeks ago i made a coffee for him (mine did not have Moo Cream in it) and hes like this coffee tastes...like mushrooms...is it different the cream dead on smelled like cream of mushroom soup lmao and it wasnt even its date yet
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mediaphage posted:the cream dead on smelled like cream of mushroom soup lmao and it wasnt even its date yet the expiration date is meaningless, only trust your nose
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