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Air Skwirl posted:If you are a bridesmaid you get a plus 1, even if it's a platonic friend or someone you hooked up with yesterday but feel a deep connection to. This 1000% otherwise you’ve been promised as a date to one of the groomsmen and no thank you
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poo poo like this always makes me feel very grateful that my small circle of friends is apparently too queer to fall for all that nightmare wedding industry poo poo. 
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canyoneer posted:One of my old coworkers was in a wedding party with like 16 other bridesmaids and the bride didn't let her bring a plus 1 because she hadn't been dating her partner for "long enough" as determined by the bride. was this a lesbian wedding or were there also 16 groomsmen?
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Biplane posted:Its ok, babies arent real people. They don't deserve consideration or respect. Of course I'm going to disrespect a baby, whats it gonna do? Cry? Pee its pants? I'm disrespecting the baby, thats exactly the reaction I'm looking for.
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Jun 8, 2023 03:00
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I’m sure the guys who make a living off pretending to be him on Twitter won’t let a simple thing like him dying get in the way of things. Worked for Herman Cain!
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Jun 8, 2023 03:36
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Air Skwirl posted:If you are a bridesmaid you get a plus 1, even if it's a platonic friend or someone you hooked up with yesterday but feel a deep connection to. Everyone you invite gets a +1, whether they're seeing anyone or not. If they want to bring their best work friend, great. Not giving a guest a +1 is trying to gain the status of having a big, generous wedding ("I invited everyone I love in the world!") but not wanting to actually back it up.
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Jun 8, 2023 04:33
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Captain Monkey posted:https://twitter.com/ravisparikh/status/1664125197178339329?s=46&t=LuWlVigXSHv3TXi-WVRPYA I’m pretty late but I was catching up on the thread, and this is wrong. I looked it up and I guess C3.ai is some sort of ai based industrial/military analytics program. Maybe it’s not a language learning ai like the tweet says, I don’t know, but it’s clearly in the same ballpark
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Jun 8, 2023 05:44
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canyoneer posted:One of my old coworkers was in a wedding party with like 16 other bridesmaids and the bride didn't let her bring a plus 1 because she hadn't been dating her partner for "long enough" as determined by the bride. My brain's stuck at 16 bridesmaids. I don't think i even like that many people
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Happy Landfill posted:My brain's stuck at 16 bridesmaids. I don't think i even like that many people I mean, clearly the bride didn't like that many people either if she's not letting them have plus ones.
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Jun 8, 2023 06:50
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Give everyone a +1 but also a -1 so they can uninvite someone from the wedding if they so choose.
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Jun 8, 2023 06:52
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I'm going to be honest: I didn't even see the account name when I saw that, laughed, and decided to post it 
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https://twitter.com/marionumber4/status/1666602834396168192 It's always funny when these guys make the correct point and don't realize it.
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One More Fat Nerd posted:Of course I'm going to disrespect a baby, whats it gonna do? drat, sounds like you met your match
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everyone is hung up on baby gronk, but I'm the only one who remembers lil'tay
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Elysiume posted:Give everyone a +1 but also a -1 so they can uninvite someone from the wedding if they so choose. Are the challenges distributed equally across the bridesmaids or do they belong to the pool as a whole? Can they be peremptory or must they show cause?
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Jun 8, 2023 15:32
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https://twitter.com/DarylSurat/status/1666795056278261763 smoking that 700 club pack tonight
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https://twitter.com/phil_lol_ogist/status/1666790740314169345?s=46&t=LuWlVigXSHv3TXi-WVRPYA Edit: hosed up posting so double. Also, thread is funny on this tweet.
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Jun 8, 2023 17:16
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zoux posted:https://twitter.com/DarylSurat/status/1666795056278261763 Keith David is a national treasure
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zoux posted:https://twitter.com/DarylSurat/status/1666795056278261763 New live action remake of The Princess and the Frog looking pretty sweet.
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Jun 8, 2023 17:55
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ok, what fandom is this baby gronk stuff from? A tv show? a mens rights fitness influencer? a single tiktok? or was he just created for this joke to make a tiktok that makes it sounds like you're having a stroke?
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Jun 8, 2023 18:01
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gently caress all this made up socials poo poo. Baby Gronk, Rizzed, the Balkans, Hague, I simply can't keep up.
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A Moose posted:ok, what fandom is this baby gronk stuff from? A tv show? a mens rights fitness influencer? a single tiktok? or was he just created for this joke to make a tiktok that makes it sounds like you're having a stroke? Not a fandom or a joke as far as I can tell, just a child pushed into influencer culture way too early.
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A Moose posted:ok, what fandom is this baby gronk stuff from? A tv show? a mens rights fitness influencer? a single tiktok? or was he just created for this joke to make a tiktok that makes it sounds like you're having a stroke? As far as I can tell, he's just a kid who got popular on tiktok for playing football. But this is the tweets thread and twitter is for olds, so it's a lot of gen xers and millenials hearing zoomer (and gen alpha, since apparently that's a thing now) vernacular and influencers for the first time and feeling like they're having strokes.
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What’s that thing where people try to babby hack or whatever? Like when they try to have their kid be born at a certain time of year so that they’ll be larger than their cohorts and more dominant in youth sports… baby gronk is that on steroids, probably literally.
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His dad is basically an insane madden player trying to see how much CTE one juvenile cranium can hold https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFY_p95qCAc Destroying the life of my beloved child, for clout!
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The Internet Makes You Stupid
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Oh yes and let’s not forget that baby gronk’s first name is actually Madden. The father is naturally the one behind all this and is just straight up vile. You can read an interview with this scumbag here.
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zoux posted:His dad is basically an insane madden player trying to see how much CTE one juvenile cranium can hold Turns out, a lot! I’m kind of glad I had to delete tiktok from my phone because work.
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Let's be clear: Baby Gronk, Rizz king or not, is the consensus #1 college football prospect in the country https://twitter.com/ettingermentum/status/1666859181276639248
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