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Sacrist65 posted:While I brew my black rifle coffee I think I'll watch my favorite vet comedy channel On the one hand, that video is the reason why I pretend I was never in. On the other hand, I learned what an otamatone is.
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There needs to be someone whose job it is to remind everyone in uniform, before attempting this kind of thing, that if you’re any good at anything else you wouldn’t still be in uniform.
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Nov 27, 2022 02:11
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Reading the comments took me to a dark place.
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Sacrist65 posted:Reading the comments took me to a dark place. The military?
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Stultus Maximus posted:There needs to be someone whose job it is to remind everyone in uniform, before attempting this kind of thing, that if you’re any good at anything else you wouldn’t still be in uniform. "If any of us were loving smart we wouldn't be here," was something that I definitely something I said in frustration in the military.
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Wasabi the J posted:"If any of us were loving smart we wouldn't be here," was something that I definitely something I said in frustration in the military. To cosign... people these days ask me which branch I served in. I reply USAF and USA. They normally will state how great that is and ask me what made me join two branches? "I was stupid twice." Crickets
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Booger Presley posted:To cosign... people these days ask me which branch I served in. I reply USAF and USA. I usually reply with "I got lost on my way back to the war."
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Drunkcontent- today I became the guy who snapped at his sister when she was about to pour his goddamned hundred dollar bottle of rum into her loving Walmart eggnog
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GD_American posted:Drunkcontent- today I became the guy who snapped at his sister when she was about to pour his goddamned hundred dollar bottle of rum into her loving Walmart eggnog That is fair.
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Dec 25, 2022 23:58
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You have to put at least two out of the three spirits of bourbon, rum, or brandy in egg nog. You can't just spike it with one.
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Dec 25, 2022 23:59
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GD_American posted:Drunkcontent- today I became the guy who snapped at his sister when she was about to pour his goddamned hundred dollar bottle of rum into her loving Walmart eggnog Justified.
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GD_American posted:Drunkcontent- today I became the guy who snapped at his sister when she was about to pour his goddamned hundred dollar bottle of rum into her loving Walmart eggnog This is not an unreasonable reaction.
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Dec 26, 2022 18:13
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definitely wish i had some eggnog and rum right now. no reason other than I'm gay and it's delicious.
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Feb 21, 2023 03:14
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DIY eggnog: Eggs, milk/cream, vanilla, cinnamon, nutmeg. Mix vigorously. Add rum. Or bourbon.
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Naramyth posted:DIY eggnog: The best egg nogs use equal portions of bourbon, rum, and brandy.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zO2272xRzio i heard the first verse on the clock app, but he put the whole thing out and i'm a fan.
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I mean I only hit lit not drunk but 5 French 75s and a vesper martini (yuck) got me feeling nice while I was studying and annotating COIN literature. Also the spot is 10m from the CUNY Graduate Center, the cheesecake is nice af, they can make a French 75 in the first place, and they threw in that purple stuff to boot (Empress Gin). Also the waitress was cute and I def wanna smash, lowkey. Don’t wanna gently caress around w it right right now, plus the woman’s gotta make a living so gonna leave it alone for a while. But yo a man can dream. Gonna just keep it chill, drink my drinks, eat the food, read my papers, chat if she chatting, keep it moving if that’s the deal. Anyway gently caress all that I love my French 75. gently caress any other drink, how about that.
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TheWeedNumber posted:I mean I only hit lit not drunk but 5 French 75s and a vesper martini (yuck) got me feeling nice while I was studying and annotating COIN literature. Also the spot is 10m from the CUNY Graduate Center, the cheesecake is nice af, they can make a French 75 in the first place, and they threw in that purple stuff to boot (Empress Gin). Also the waitress was cute and I def wanna smash, lowkey. Don’t wanna gently caress around w it right right now, plus the woman’s gotta make a living so gonna leave it alone for a while. But yo a man can dream. Gonna just keep it chill, drink my drinks, eat the food, read my papers, chat if she chatting, keep it moving if that’s the deal. maybe this is what white girl drunk looks like for fat dudes because idk why I said all that but gently caress it.
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TheWeedNumber posted:I mean I only hit lit not drunk but 5 French 75s and a vesper martini (yuck) got me feeling nice while I was studying and annotating COIN literature. Also the spot is 10m from the CUNY Graduate Center, the cheesecake is nice af, they can make a French 75 in the first place, and they threw in that purple stuff to boot (Empress Gin). Also the waitress was cute and I def wanna smash, lowkey. Don’t wanna gently caress around w it right right now, plus the woman’s gotta make a living so gonna leave it alone for a while. But yo a man can dream. Gonna just keep it chill, drink my drinks, eat the food, read my papers, chat if she chatting, keep it moving if that’s the deal. 5 french 75s? Are you trying to set up some counterbattery fire against Le Boche?
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A.o.D. posted:5 french 75s? Are you trying to set up some counterbattery fire against Le Boche? Or his own liver. Anyway, tequila.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Or his own liver. Pretty deep in the cheap bourbon right now...
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ASAPI posted:Pretty deep in the cheap bourbon right now... Evan Williams will never steer you wrong.
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A.o.D. posted:5 french 75s? Are you trying to set up some counterbattery fire against Le Boche? They were delicious but yeah, 15 a drink is not something that’s repeatable on a weekly basis. Also I’m 300lbs b. It takes that to hit at all!
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Evan Williams will never steer you wrong. Mash like and subscribe
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SquirrelyPSU posted:sour Mash like and subscribe
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If I had a bad Captain I would call them the Craptain. Edit: Crapstain? Cenen fucked around with this message at 21:38 on May 8, 2023 |
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whenever my mom mentions eric clapton i immediately call him eric crapton
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This guy gets it.
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:whenever my mom mentions eric clapton i immediately call him eric crapton
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yesterday i found out that there is a french 125 and it involves cognac instead of gin i think. think i might try one of those at some point. anyway only had two french 75s the night before last. had to network with a buncha old whites. bottom line: white America loves me
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If there was a big draft war but you were a gang member would you still get drafted or no? I might have a draft dodge strategy.
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Cenen posted:If there was a big draft war but you were a gang member would you still get drafted or no? I might have a draft dodge strategy. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Underworld
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So somebody recorded all of Red Storm Rising on YouTube with horrible cgi. Before I lose my whole weekend to it, is it any good?
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No, and the audio from the jets covers the narration a lot of the time.
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Ok I'm home now. Because I bought me a cocktail set from target, 2 bottles of veuve, one bottle of empress gin, some lemons, some simple syrup, and a hand held juicer. Lets see how long it takes me to burn through a 25 drink supply of french 75s!
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TheWeedNumber posted:Ok I'm home now. Because I bought me a cocktail set from target, 2 bottles of veuve, one bottle of empress gin, some lemons, some simple syrup, and a hand held juicer. I was a fan of making a pitcher of whatever for a while. The wife has forbidden me from doing that anymore as she tends to over serve herself when everything is premade.
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I am now six months away from not having to piss in a cup again. I've got some plans, guys. Gonna get pretty baked and listen to Tuvan throat singing. Seriously, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2ovoRyv4kw Gonna be great.
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im going to burn down this last bottle of empress gin and veuve i swear to loving god
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