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rotor posted:its 2023 and if you put a bunch of Quality Content into a website for free you do not get to act surprised when someone tries to monetize that content by putting it behind a paywall. what kind of an idiot would pay for a website though?
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how much for a used pizza robot van? gonna turn it into a turkish ice cream truck where the robot is programmed to eternally keep your ice cream out of reach, much like the fate of tantalus.
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infernal machines posted:Jeffrey of YOSPOS, for one He bought the one that inexplicably makes money.
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Internet Janitor posted:how could we possibly automate pizzamaking? instead of even watching a "how it's made" episode highlighting the dazzling prior art in continuous-flow frozen pizza assembly for ideas, let's buy an ABB robot arm and try to do everything in software its doable its just not doable cheaper than a human doing it in a kitchen
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if any of these people ever cooked a meal in their lives, they would know that more gadgets just means more poo poo to clean
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BMan posted:if any of these people ever cooked a meal in their lives, they would know that more gadgets just means more poo poo to clean We'll build a machine to clean that machine. And then another machine that cleans the cleaning machine. And then...
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the paperclip maximizer but instead it consumes all of the resources in the universe to make a single, mediocre pizza
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Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:the paperclip maximizer but instead it consumes all of the resources in the universe to make a single, mediocre pizza this would've been a funnier joke before we all sat front row at a paperclip maximizer that produced the world's worst jpgs and CO2
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theflyingexecutive posted:this would've been a funnier joke before we all sat front row at a paperclip maximizer that produced the world's worst jpgs and CO2 "idle your car to solve sudokus that you can trade for heroin" was one of the best summaries of crypto, just replace heroin with poorly made monkey jpegs
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qirex posted:"idle your car to solve sudokus that you can trade for heroin" was one of the best summaries of crypto, just replace heroin with poorly made monkey jpegs at least heroin has value even if you can't sell it
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the ftc is going to block activision/microsoft
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qirex posted:the ftc is going to block activision/microsoft good
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Beeftweeter posted:good why do you hate innovation*??? *market capture for the express purpose of rent seeking
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Asymmetric POSTer posted:mods please do the needful and train expo and fart to this thread and make a new tech bubble thread Immovable object vs unstoppable force tho
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Internet Janitor posted:how could we possibly automate pizzamaking? instead of even watching a "how it's made" episode highlighting the dazzling prior art in continuous-flow frozen pizza assembly for ideas, let's buy an ABB robot arm and try to do everything in software scales, as in the skin disease
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in a well actually posted:scales, as in the skin disease not to be confused with software shingles, which is when programmers are burning eachother out with bitrot and a total lack of recognition, of zero upper mobility as their efforts to keep the company alive are wasted by upper management as they are egregiously underpaid. Expo70 fucked around with this message at 19:40 on Jun 12, 2023 |
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venture backed usually means like 150-250k cash comps and lots of funny money thats hard to value, where the gently caress are you getting 'underpaid'
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Expo70 posted:not to be confused with software shingles, which is when programmers are burning eachother out with bitrot and a total lack of recognition, of zero upper mobility as their efforts to keep the company alive are wasted by upper management as they are egregiously underpaid.
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mystes posted:Just make sure your hard drives don't catch it Floppy disks only for those who catch it. symptoms include: - Pain, burning or tingling in hands, neck and lower back - Uncomfortable sensitivity to human touch - Seeing red that begins a few days after the pain - Emotional blistering that break open and crust over with full on depression - Incessant itching, like a splinter in your mind driving you wild - Posting on yospos
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Shame Boy posted:scaling down is scaling lol
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Shaggar posted:its doable its just not doable cheaper than a human doing it in a kitchen state-of-the-art image recognition software, controlling an industrial robot arm, and ordering it to place pepperoni slices on a pizza one at a time. imagine; a custom* pizza constructed entirely** by machine, in a mere 8 hours (*in our beta release, pepperoni slices are the only topping available.) (**currently the dough is made by a human. the human also spreads the sauce. we're working on robotic cheese application.) breathless tech reporters crow about how this incredible innovation is the future of food. a representative from tombstone offers factory tours, and is rebuffed.
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Internet Janitor posted:state-of-the-art image recognition software, controlling an industrial robot arm, and ordering it to place pepperoni slices on a pizza they really should consider fluid dynamic centrifugal casting and parallel element distribution through the use of biorobots, which thankfully double as a means of maintaining both themselves and the tool elements, with the exclusion of the tool elements attempting to revolutionalize pizzaforming technology by gaslighting machines into thinking they're honorary italians i hear its the next big thing
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Jun 12, 2023 19:49
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[robotic voice] i make-a da pizza
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Internet Janitor posted:a representative from tombstone offers factory tours, and is rebuffed. I never thought about it as pocketing the overhead for the labor involved in existing pizza restaurants. No interest whatsoever in overtaking the low-margin factory pizza biz. Lol, lmao
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Beeftweeter posted:[robotic voice] i make-a da pizza 
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rotor posted:if you put a bunch of Quality Content into a website i have an elegant solution for this part of the problem
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mystes posted:Just make sure your hard drives don't catch it heh
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we'd be really hosed if stackoverflow disappeared
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Nfcknblvbl posted:we'd be really hosed if stackoverflow disappeared imagine all the world's developers having to write code from scratch. it would destroy the whole practice overnight
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I'd probably have to read the official docs a lot more and I'd be better for it
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manpages are still not navigable and them being searchable via web browser is huge comparatively you memorize numbers for the intent of the page, not a text label code:quote:-K Search for the specified string in *all* man pages. Warning: this is probably very slow! It
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qirex posted:imagine all the world's developers having to write code from scratch. it would destroy the whole practice overnight 
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Share Bear posted:manpages are still not navigable and them being searchable via web browser is huge comparatively “apropos”, bithc
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