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"Be there!" "When?" "I dunno but don't you loving dare be late." Sounds about right.
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Welcome to Let's Play!
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Jul 2, 2023 15:02
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hello marines, let's play chess, i'll go first (pro tip: chess is more of a collaborative art project than a game, really) 
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Jul 2, 2023 16:33
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I'm more of a parcheesi man, myself.
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Jul 2, 2023 16:38
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Wow, Sally and I step down as mods and they send in the goddamn marines to restore order in Let's Play. Interesting.
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Jul 2, 2023 16:57
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Mr. Nice! posted:I'm more of a parcheesi man, myself.  in a bold move, the marines have upgraded all their pawns to red parchisi tokens (Atlas Dutch/German Asterix edition) how does LP respond??
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Jul 2, 2023 17:10
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looks like a buncha dicks and horseys
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Jul 2, 2023 17:13
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biosterous posted:hello marines, let's play chess, i'll go first how about Russian roulette so I can loving kill myself?
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Jul 2, 2023 17:43
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rolling 1d16 to determine which piece is playing (pawns first, then back row, left to right) white's queen is playing russian roulette, which is pretty inadvisable imo rolling 1d6 to see which chamber (bullet is in chamber 6)  *click*
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Jul 2, 2023 18:08
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The most important question is, what do the chess pieces taste like?
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Jul 2, 2023 18:08
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bird food bathtub posted:The most important question is, what do the chess pieces taste like?
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Jul 2, 2023 18:10
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the asterix pawns may look like kinda like crayons but i regret to inform you that they are plastic and thus much less delicious the other pieces are also plastic, so far
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Jul 2, 2023 18:20
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JDAM to center of board, let's go on libo
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Jul 2, 2023 19:05
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 centre board is exploded, and will be a smoking crater in subsequent rounds. see page 13 of Chess Tactical Operations for rules about terrain effects biosterous fucked around with this message at 19:07 on Jul 3, 2023 |
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Jul 2, 2023 19:14
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Left flank advances under artillery support. But the promised artillery support never arrives and both armor and air didn't get the memo because the rolled a 7 and a 3 on their respective initiative
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Jul 2, 2023 19:43
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actually this is getting to be amusing, best port call so far
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Jul 2, 2023 19:47
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 also board is bigger because i forgot to zoom back out after editing things
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Jul 2, 2023 19:56
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Oh poo poo!
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Jul 2, 2023 20:03
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yeah, really could use the artillery support right now!
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Jul 2, 2023 20:24
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Wait are we the infantry side or the logistics side?
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Jul 2, 2023 20:39
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idk i just post pictures and sometimes write words about them
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Jul 2, 2023 20:41
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M50 Ontos to b3, I seriously don't wanna be in the field wtf. loving stop-loss.
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Jul 2, 2023 21:01
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 direct fire support deployed
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Jul 2, 2023 22:54
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  Oh poo poo fucker what now
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Jul 2, 2023 23:09
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brick of cocaine, e8. king ODs, victory USMC
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Jul 2, 2023 23:11
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biosterous posted:yeah, really could use the artillery support right now! roger that, im callin in a fire mission 
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Jul 2, 2023 23:13
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Qtotonibudinibudet posted:roger that, im callin in a fire mission adjust right 5, up 1
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Jul 2, 2023 23:14
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Load Ontos with beehive rounds, begin targeting left side.
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Jul 2, 2023 23:31
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TheWeedNumber posted:adjust right 5, up 1 not quite the usual chess notation but i think this is what you meant  a red parchisi asterix has reached the final rank and earns a promotion! what will it promote into? e: PathAsc posted:Load Ontos with beehive rounds, begin targeting left side. returning the bees to the beehives during prime pollination season risks ecological damage, are you sure you want to do this? (Y/N) biosterous fucked around with this message at 23:37 on Jul 2, 2023 |
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Jul 2, 2023 23:34
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TheWeedNumber posted:brick of cocaine, e8. king ODs, victory USMC biosterous posted:not quite the usual chess notation but i think this is what you meant a Sergeant Major who will immediately begin abusing the marines for various reasons (changes side to LP for rest of game)
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Jul 2, 2023 23:37
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biosterous posted:not quite the usual chess notation but i think this is what you meant there will be ecological damage but no bees are involved in the making of this production, just metal flechettes  fire at will
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Jul 2, 2023 23:40
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biosterous posted:e: Considering I want to pollinate the enemy with "big ouch" I choose Y. Anyone else forget to send a letter home saying they're defending freedom from the chess menace?
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Jul 2, 2023 23:40
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 SgtMjr Traitor receives his honours as the bees fly forth 
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Jul 2, 2023 23:45
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biosterous posted:
SGM Traitor plays "NJP" card. All Marine pawns are demoted for bullshit or a lackthereof
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Jul 2, 2023 23:47
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Quick! Distract the bees with a Nicolas Cage!
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Jul 2, 2023 23:47
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anilEhilated posted:Quick! Distract the bees with a Nicolas Cage! which version tho?
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Jul 2, 2023 23:48
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Starting to enjoy this deployment, maybe I should re-enlist
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Jul 2, 2023 23:49
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TheWeedNumber posted:which version tho? flipping a coin, heads = crazy nic cage, tails = lazy nic cage...  lazy nic cage deployment in progress, stand by
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Jul 2, 2023 23:53
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biosterous posted:flipping a coin, heads = crazy nic cage, tails = lazy nic cage... not quite what i meant, here let me help you out generous LP host friend  Apache pilot Nicolas Cage  vin diesel before he was vin diesel nicholas cage  beekeeper nicholas cage  entrepreneur nicholas cage  bartender nic cage i mean there's a lot, this was just a sampler
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 all red parchisi pieces are demoted to Pvt -1st class, as denoted by the inverted colours. also this happens to be pretty close to the BYOB colours but that's just a happy coincidence the bees all swarm nic cage, asking him what it was like working with all the famous bees in wickerman. nic is too sleepy to give a good Q&A session but also too sleepy to make the faux-pas of bringing up the bee movie and causing an Incident
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