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biosterous posted:
deploy ah-1z viper gunship to the crater. fire hydra 70 rockets at e2
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This is wonderful.
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rolling 1d12 for fuzing options on hydra 70 rockets XM436 Air burst, Motor-Burnout Delay selected! residual smoke penalties force a roll on the scatter table, rolling 1d9 for hit location  rocket barrage scatters to D3! C2 pawn wounded! D2 pawn killed! E2 pawn wounded! C3 Ontos Motive System Hit! Heavy damage, +3 to driving skill rolls, MP Halved.  (not gonna update for a bit btw)
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Hmmm, well the ontos still has six 50cal rifles so target c7 and let's let the hillbilly-rear end crew figure out the hosed tracks later
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Goro can deploy a beat down on that uptight sgtmaj for lecturing him about getting swindled 21% APR on his cool new car. Nobody lectures Goro
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I am growing a beard and buying your finest goat Let's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoDZzejankw
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Victor Vermis posted:I am growing a beard and buying your finest goat 
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urban city planning is my passion https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqyfwytcRz0
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Victor Vermis posted:urban city planning is my passion What the poo poo? Just that video alone has me jonesing to play it but the only mobile is Apple play and they specifically are not interested in Android?
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Victor Vermis posted:I am growing a beard and buying your finest goat Victor Vermis posted:urban city planning is my passion 
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the RNG is too intimidated by goro majima's violence to require the ontos to make a roll. c7 pawn is killed!
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biosterous posted:the RNG is too intimidated by goro majima's violence to require the ontos to make a roll. c7 pawn is killed! NCIS (offboard) and MPs (also offboard) roll DUI checkpoint. Let's see if the Sergeant Major gets caught in one and ends up being admin sepped for it, or will the CO cover it up?
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Yay, a thing died! Can we reload more beehive rounds and see how bad the go go systems are?
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LP is in for it now!
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CainFortea posted:LP is in for it now! the marines have played their trump card (Ghost of Chesty Puller), forcing a morale check! LP army roll 2d6:  checking roll of 8 vs morale target* (base 5 + wounded 2 + dead 2 + ecological damage 1 - enemy losses 1 = 9). morale check failed! LP retreats! * see pg 8 of Chess Tactical Operations for all morale target modifiers Command radios in to tell you the operation is a success, and to stand by...
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 you have won round one of Chess Tactical Operations!  ... wait, Chess Tac O...?  
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i might actually just call the game there, i am very happy with this punchline and also i'm gonna be pretty busy this week
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You went above and beyond. Thank you for your service.
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biosterous posted:i might actually just call the game there, i am very happy with this punchline and also i'm gonna be pretty busy this week Great work, that was amazing. Hey since you did such a great job you've now got mid watch for the next 4 saturdays no lib.
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Thank you generous host country for teaching us your traditions. In the next 3.5 weeks we will instill some of ours in return: getting ninja punched for making GBS threads in a common area sink, drinking sketchy alcohol from plastic jugs, and buddy push ups.
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Oh, yea, ya'all got any holy relics that we absolutely shouldn't trash in a drunken rage?
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The locals dislike when you "Dance with the Angels", don't know what that is though. Euphemism for a sexy thing or something idk
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Sounds like Evangelion, so we should do that for sure
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M_Gargantua posted:The locals dislike when you "Dance with the Angels", don't know what that is though. Euphemism for a sexy thing or something idk how could you bring this evil upon us, without crow here to save us from it???
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biosterous posted:
Top-tier content, 10/10
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You're going to have to shoot me dead to stop me from making GBS threads in the sink
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Danaru posted:You're going to have to shoot me dead to stop me from making GBS threads in the sink Best I can do is osprey crash.
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 You may not like it, But this is what peak punching a lot of elves looks like Blood Bowl 3 is a good game if you're into throwing dice until they decide to make another person feel bad about spending their time playing Blood Bowl 3
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I need to pick up that game sometime, my buddy loves it lol
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Never got in to blood bowl. I went full-addict route and have 1 1/2 to 2-ish Warhammer 40k armies and a resin printer. Yes I was an intel nerd what's it to ya?
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I want to do warhams but I already have d&d going and cannot justify buying either minis or a 3d printer anytime soon.
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I know next to nothing about miniature gaming, but I love this image and the backstory.
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Mr. Nice! posted:I know next to nothing about miniature gaming, but I love this image and the backstory. We’ll give us the backstory brother
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Thank gently caress we're deployed, here's something back in CONUS: Don't know anything about it other than it was sent to me and now it must be seen. 
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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:We’ll give us the backstory brother my bad. I think they're playing warhammer 40k. Dude in white has a strategy that he always uses where he doesn't deploy anything during the deployment phase and instead holds everything in reserve. When his first turn comes up, he deploys all his bikers in a v formation closest to the weakest point of the other player's defense and runs them over. Guy with the poo poo eating grin knew about the strategy, and countered it by placing a line of scout units along white shirt's deployment line. Scouts are weak and will get killed instantly out in the open, but can be deployed anywhere as long as they're not within 30cm of an opposing unit. Once the game starts, white shirt loses instantly because he cannot deploy anything. The rules won't allow you to deploy something within 5cm of an opposing unit. Since he didn't set up anything at the start, he lost automatically. This is the first time someone ever did this to him, and he was notorious for just crushing people with his strategy prior to that.
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PathAsc posted:I want to do warhams but I already have d&d going and cannot justify buying either minis or a 3d printer anytime soon. play battletech instead, it's completely mini-agnostic. the rulebook openly encourages you to say "this lego brick is a Marauder, and this doodad on one end indicates which way it's facing"
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biosterous posted:play battletech instead, it's completely mini-agnostic. the rulebook openly encourages you to say "this lego brick is a Marauder, and this doodad on one end indicates which way it's facing" I have wanted to do that for a while tbh, even have a group that is willing iirc, unless they're just as busy as I am this summer lol
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PathAsc posted:Thank gently caress we're deployed, here's something back in CONUS: A followup was posted:
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They were found drawing with crayons together.
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