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Final inspection and customer delivery of your mom's buttplug is proceeding on schedule
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Jul 14, 2023 14:57
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not only is the "your mums X joke" lame and tired but it is also the cause of significant logistical issues related to erroneous deliveries of your dad's plugs and dilds
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Jul 14, 2023 15:00
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Pile Of Garbage posted:not only is the "your mums X joke" lame and tired but it is also the cause of significant logistical issues related to erroneous deliveries of your dad's plugs and dilds yeah well... your mother!!
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Jul 14, 2023 15:02
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NoneMoreNegative posted:
imagine going so ham on the library paste that it kills you. Not just a taste or a spoonful, but enough to kill a man
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Jul 14, 2023 15:06
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To be fair though, in 1908 library paste was probably a mix of cyanide, cocaine and gasoline with an asbestos binder or something insane like that
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lomarf
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Jul 14, 2023 15:14
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Beve Stuscemi posted:To be fair though, in 1908 library paste was probably a mix of cyanide, cocaine and gasoline with an asbestos binder or something insane like that pretty sure library paste is just like water and flour. not really toxic but i guess if you ate a whole jar full you could get intestinal blockage or something which would kill you. hell we had that poo poo in primary school, it was called Clag glue and was still p tasty
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Jul 14, 2023 15:22
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Pile Of Garbage posted:pretty sure library paste is just like water and flour. not really toxic but i guess if you ate a whole jar full you could get intestinal blockage or something which would kill you. 1908 probably was a bit of lead in there for good measure
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Jul 14, 2023 15:27
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actually it was alum in the paste which ingested in large dosage killed the unknown hungry man
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Jul 14, 2023 15:36
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not deliberately, that would make it cost more. ofc they prolly made the library paste in the same factory as they made gullivers lead-based panacea cure-all wonder serum
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Jul 14, 2023 15:36
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they probably just found a body and an empty paste jar and blamed them on each other
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Jul 14, 2023 15:37
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some sheriff all like "appears what transpired here was an act of paste." fuckin cops man
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Jul 14, 2023 15:39
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Sweevo posted:they probably just found a body and an empty paste jar and blamed them on each other died with library paste 
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Jul 14, 2023 15:55
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(this previous poste brought to thee by big paste)
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Jul 14, 2023 15:56
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but agreed the tombstone merely indicates he was eating paste as he died, not that the paste killed him. Coulda been shot mid-meal! They didn’t care for paste-eaters round those parts back then.
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Jul 14, 2023 15:59
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Sweevo posted:they probably just found a body and an empty paste jar and blamed them on each other ah yes, the Morrowind Effect
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Jul 14, 2023 16:00
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Dukes Mayo Clinic posted:died with library paste
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Jul 14, 2023 16:00
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just a big patent tonic trying to hide that library paste cures scrofula
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Jul 14, 2023 16:02
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Cat Face Joe posted:ah yes, the Morrowind Effect environmental storytelling you know a skeleton on a toilet
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fishbacon posted:environmental storytelling that's more the fallout effect
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Jul 14, 2023 16:07
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you find a skeleton, a jar of empty paste and a diary. the final entry in the diary reads "THEY TOLD ME PASTE WILL BE MY END BUT AS GOD IS MY WITNESS I'LL SHOW THOSE PASTE HOLES ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!"
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Jul 14, 2023 16:08
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Itchy. Pasty.
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fishbacon posted:environmental storytelling https://abcnews.go.com/GMA/Food/500-pounds-pasta-mysteriously-dumped-new-jersey-woods/story?id=99103235
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Jul 14, 2023 16:30
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Armitag3 posted:https://abcnews.go.com/GMA/Food/500-pounds-pasta-mysteriously-dumped-new-jersey-woods/story?id=99103235 The last sentence in this report is good
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quote:According to WABC, several community members say they know who is responsible for dumping the pasta, but added that it is "a person they care deeply about and is a sensitive situation." having repented, the local teenage wizard struck down his pasta golem,
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Jul 14, 2023 17:13
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lol that's probably a joke tombstone
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Jul 14, 2023 17:15
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NoneMoreNegative posted:lomarf *moody bass intro* "i did not hit her... o hi there mark"
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Jul 14, 2023 17:18
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAIKvD_gLJo Stones!
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edit: I ggogled! https://www.design-watson.com/shop/back-pains edit2: HOLY poo poo!!!  I think these are both loving awesome and I'm gonna buy at least one! But in checkout I was like "gently caress... ..are these "hilarious" and "cool", or are they... and I... corny as gently caress? Is this like in the eighties when middle-aged boomers loved poo poo like this?  gently caress it. I like being a corny-rear end dad 
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Jul 14, 2023 18:54
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mediaphage posted:lol it’s old, definitely not a steam deck. i assumed it was an old gaming pc that got upgraded Cybernetic Vermin posted:ds and wii seems correct, copyright is 2008 so i assume it is an imac becoming an iphone, but that hardly makes it clearer. it's from the gbs random waffle images thread
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Jul 14, 2023 18:58
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Pile Of Garbage posted:some sheriff all like "appears what transpired here was an act of paste." fuckin cops man "became involved in a paste-related death"
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Jul 14, 2023 19:02
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paste was the fentanyl of 1908
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lmao goddamn
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no lady liberty?!?!
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rotor posted:no lady liberty?!?! she's on next
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siri, who am i? lmao
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TINKLE TINKLE
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