Tom Brady Rules Megathread

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Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

I just presume that kind of house happens when you're sick of seeing who your partner is bringing in to bang.

# ? May 20, 2023 20:07

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# ? Jun 2, 2024 15:50

Sickening: Jul 16, 2007; Black summer was the best summer.

Kalli posted:

I just presume that kind of house happens when you're sick of seeing who your partner is bringing in to bang.

Its just two houses side by side connected by a tunnel. Its not even that uncommon among the rich. Why walk outside to visit your rich relative when you can just use an overly constructed pathway?

# ? May 20, 2023 20:20

Sash!: Mar 16, 2001

I visited a connected light house last year

https://www.maine.gov/dmr/programs/education-division/burnt-island-lighthouse

# ? May 20, 2023 21:27

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

Kalli posted:

I just presume that kind of house happens when you're sick of seeing who your partner is bringing in to bang.

So I knew his babysitter from a friend of a friend back in like 2008.

Elizabeth was ill with the cancer that would eventually kill her.

John would be in a different wing of the house on a stair master for like four hours a day and never saw his kids.

At one point the friend of a friend brought her bf over and the kids went up to him asking if he was their dad.

# ? May 20, 2023 22:02

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

Sash! posted:

That just looks like a bigger New England connected farm, but I am vexed that the barn appears to have a visitors center attached to it

The barn looking thing is a basketball court, so that explains the parking area

# ? May 20, 2023 23:22

The Big Jesus: Oct 29, 2007; #essereFerrari

Sickening posted:

Its just two houses side by side connected by a tunnel. Its not even that uncommon among the rich. Why walk outside to visit your rich relative when you can just use an overly constructed pathway?

Could be a permitting thing. It can be a lot tougher to get permission for a new standalone structure but with that it�s just an �extension� of the primary house.

# ? May 21, 2023 01:24

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Tom Brady is so magnanimous that he decided to put his legendary clothing on sale.

https://www.amazon.com/deal/75a4024...0247_dt_sl14_42

# ? Jun 16, 2023 20:25

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

those colors loving suck

# ? Jun 16, 2023 20:40

Dr_Strangelove: Dec 16, 2003; Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

he�s no dan flashes

# ? Jun 17, 2023 06:24

Amy Pole Her: Jun 17, 2002

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I mean, consider the neighbors you'd have if you moved there. Paparazzi everywhere and millionaires throwing trash on your lawn.

Even if it is in the Bahamas, not Florida. That was my mistake.

I missed both of your earlier comments that were based on.. a clear lack of knowledge of bakers bay.

It�s famous for being a massive playground for celebrities and it�s famous for being paparazzi free. Last time I was there years ago, Reese Witherspoon was literally chilling with her son at the clubhouse listening to music on some sort of laptop. Nobody bugged her. Paparazzi aren�t allowed on the island. Tourists aren�t really allowed on the island.

Now tell me about your experience there.

Amy Pole Her fucked around with this message at 13:00 on Jun 19, 2023

# ? Jun 19, 2023 12:55

SilvergunSuperman: Aug 7, 2010

Lmao, didn't quite get that biting commentary right the first time but totally nailed it after thinking about it for 5 min.

# ? Jun 25, 2023 12:30

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Amy Pole Her posted:

I missed both of your earlier comments that were based on.. a clear lack of knowledge of bakers bay.

It�s famous for being a massive playground for celebrities and it�s famous for being paparazzi free. Last time I was there years ago, Reese Witherspoon was literally chilling with her son at the clubhouse listening to music on some sort of laptop. Nobody bugged her. Paparazzi aren�t allowed on the island. Tourists aren�t really allowed on the island.

Now tell me about your experience there.

I made it all up you strange person.

# ? Jun 25, 2023 12:48

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

not only are there unauthorized candid photographs of celebrities from that location, but check this out

# ? Jun 25, 2023 13:55

Pontius Pilate: Jul 25, 2006; Crucify, Whale, Crucify

tomb rady

# ? Jun 25, 2023 16:11

Amy Pole Her: Jun 17, 2002

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I made it all up you strange person.

Ah so like most of your points. Got it. My mistake!

# ? Jun 25, 2023 17:50

Sickening: Jul 16, 2007; Black summer was the best summer.

Amy Pole Her posted:

Ah so like most of your points. Got it. My mistake!

You don�t have to be mad about posting friend.

# ? Jun 25, 2023 18:44

Radia: Jul 14, 2021; And someday, together.. We'll shine.

Amy Pole Her posted:

Ah so like most of your points. Got it. My mistake!

well no, the core thrust of their post is correct: florida bad

# ? Jun 26, 2023 02:45

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Amy Pole Her posted:

Ah so like most of your points. Got it. My mistake!

You are being profoundly weird about a joke.

# ? Jun 26, 2023 03:41

Amy Pole Her: Jun 17, 2002

Look ultimately all I�m saying is don�t you dare besmirch the good name of Bakers Bay

# ? Jun 26, 2023 04:35

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Amy Pole Her posted:

Look ultimately all I�m saying is don�t you dare besmirch the good name of Bakers Bay

Do they pay you for this or something?

# ? Jun 26, 2023 05:24

Radia: Jul 14, 2021; And someday, together.. We'll shine.

Amy Pole Her posted:

Look ultimately all I�m saying is don�t you dare besmirch the good name of Bakers Bay

google's got my back

# ? Jun 26, 2023 06:53

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

baker's bayfield

# ? Jun 26, 2023 09:59

Dr_Strangelove: Dec 16, 2003; Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

opulence

i has it

# ? Jun 26, 2023 13:44

Amy Pole Her: Jun 17, 2002

Reese Witherspoon deserves your respect dammit

# ? Jun 26, 2023 14:15

Petey: Nov 26, 2005; For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

Pontius Pilate posted:

tomb rady

*nods*

# ? Jun 26, 2023 15:07

Jivesauce: Nov 22, 2007

Last time I was in Baker's Bay Josh Allen was openly impregnating everyone's wives and there wasn't a paparazzo in sight.

# ? Jun 26, 2023 15:58

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

I went to Bakers Bay once and I saw JFK and he told me vaccines aren't real.

# ? Jun 26, 2023 16:22

Sash!: Mar 16, 2001

Dr_Strangelove posted:

opulence

i has it

You ever watching My Lottery Dream Home and wish this guy was the host instead?

# ? Jun 26, 2023 16:23

Amy Pole Her: Jun 17, 2002

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

vaccines aren't real.

This is like 99% of the Bahamas tbh

# ? Jun 26, 2023 16:38

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

I went to Bakers Bay once and I saw JFK and he told me vaccines aren't real.

I went there and saw Tupac and he let me listen to a track from his next album.

# ? Jun 26, 2023 17:18

Sickening: Jul 16, 2007; Black summer was the best summer.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

I went to Bakers Bay once and I saw JFK and he told me vaccines aren't real.

Isn't he hosting a party where he is requiring you to be vaxxed?

# ? Jun 26, 2023 17:20

Radia: Jul 14, 2021; And someday, together.. We'll shine.

Sickening posted:

Isn't he hosting a party where he is requiring you to be vaxxed?

J..John F Kennedy?

# ? Jun 26, 2023 18:08

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Nervous posted:

I went there and saw Tupac and he let me listen to a track from his next album.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qy9r6xvGK1M

# ? Jun 26, 2023 18:17

Dr_Strangelove: Dec 16, 2003; Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

Sash! posted:

You ever watching My Lottery Dream Home and wish this guy was the host instead?

I don�t watch it, but I would watch drat near anything that guy hosted

# ? Jun 26, 2023 23:38

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Fess up. Who registered this?

https://www.afternic.com/forsale/to..._id=GoDaddy_DLS

# ? Jun 28, 2023 01:37

BrownThunder: Oct 26, 2005; EXTEND BEN!
Forever and ever and ever

Seems like no one did since it�s for sale

# ? Jun 28, 2023 21:43

Petey: Nov 26, 2005; For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/07/06/...42d1505efb920a0

quote:

As the FTX cryptocurrency exchange imploded last fall, Tom Brady, the seven-time Super Bowl-winning quarterback, made an urgent phone call.

He dialed Sina Nader, FTX�s head of partnerships. The exchange�s staff was in the middle of a crisis meeting with its beleaguered founder, Sam Bankman-Fried. Mr. Nader couldn�t answer. �I never would�ve expected to decline a call from Tom Brady,� he said.

Mr. Brady had reasons to be concerned. As an �ambassador� for FTX, he had appeared at the company�s conference in the Bahamas and in TV commercials that promoted the exchange as �the most trusted� institution in the loosely regulated world of crypto.

His money was also at stake. As part of an endorsement agreement Mr. Brady signed in 2021, FTX had paid him $30 million, a deal that consisted almost entirely of FTX stock, three people with knowledge of the contract said. Mr. Brady�s wife at the time, the supermodel Gisele B�ndchen, was paid $18 million in FTX stock, one of the people said.

Now FTX is bankrupt, and Mr. Bankman-Fried is facing criminal fraud charges. Mr. Brady, 45, and Ms. B�ndchen, 42, have been sued by a group of FTX customers seeking compensation from the celebrities who endorsed the exchange. On top of it all, the terms of the deal would have required the former couple, who divorced last year, to pay taxes on at least some of their now worthless FTX stock, two people familiar with the endorsement deal said.

***

In 2021, Mr. Brady also co-founded Autograph, which helps famous people sell the crypto collectibles known as nonfungible tokens, or NFTs. Autograph raised more than $200 million from investors, and Mr. Bankman-Fried joined the board.

That same year, Mr. Brady and Ms. B�ndchen starred in a $20 million advertising campaign for FTX, with commercials that ran during N.F.L. games. Mr. Brady also posted TikTok videos with Mr. Bankman-Fried from FTX�s headquarters in the Bahamas, where he spoke at a conference in front of hundreds. Backstage, Mr. Bankman-Fried remarked that he could imagine buying a football team someday with Mr. Brady. Ms. B�ndchen also appeared at the conference as FTX�s head of environmental and social initiatives.

When FTX collapsed last November, the company�s $32 billion valuation � including Mr. Brady and Ms. B�ndchen�s $48 million of shares � plummeted to zero. The couple had also received a small amount of Ethereum, Bitcoin and Solana tokens to trade on the platform, one of the people said, which disappeared in FTX�s bankruptcy.

***

Mr. Brady�s other crypto venture has also struggled. Autograph�s revenue sank last year amid the crypto meltdown, a person familiar with its finances said. The start-up has shifted its strategy to focus more on helping celebrities find ways to foster loyalty with their fans, and less on marketing crypto tokens to consumers, the person said. The firm has also removed some crypto language from its marketing, downplaying terms like NFT, another person with knowledge of the company said.

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Mr. Brady has also faced legal trouble. In December, the lawyer Adam Moskowitz and the law firm Boies Schiller Flexner filed a lawsuit in federal court in Florida accusing him and Ms. B�ndchen of misleading investors. Among the other defendants are the comedian Larry David, the N.B.A. star Steph Curry and the tennis player Naomi Osaka, all of whom endorsed FTX.

# ? Jul 14, 2023 17:08

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

https://www.afternic.com/forsale/Ne..._id=GoDaddy_DLS

# ? Jul 14, 2023 17:10

Pontius Pilate: Jul 25, 2006; Crucify, Whale, Crucify

Had forgotten Larry David was involved with this poo poo, that slightly saddens me

# ? Jul 14, 2023 17:33

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# ? Jun 2, 2024 15:50

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Pontius Pilate posted:

Had forgotten Larry David was involved with this poo poo, that slightly saddens me

He appeared in a commercial as a guy who refused to invest in crypto.

# ? Jul 16, 2023 06:15

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