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I'm not seeing the problem here, the oceans are full of wonderful things.
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Josuke is definitely number one, with maybe Jolene if I'm willing to risk crime happening. Jonathan would be very polite but boring, Joseph is too high energy all the time and he runs the risk of saying some poo poo that makes the whole rest of the afternoon super awkward, Jotaro is out for obvious reasons, and Giorno's a total wet blanket. I could maybe hang with Johnny but he's super abrasive and the area I live in isn't super wheelchair accessible. Gappy is a maybe but he kind of has bad vibes. And I'm not with it enough to hang with Dragona, but if I got the chance I'm sure we'd have some fun conversations, while Jodio seems like we'd both be happier for me to keep my distance while being in the same room at a family gathering
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Hanging with Jodio would be hella fun. You'd just be like "drat, I'm thirsty, I might go grab a coke" and he'd show up with a McDonalds refill machine 5 minutes later and then 3 minutes after that realise there's none of the syrup in it.
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Darko posted:Old Joseph would be the best to hang out with because he's super rich and still.fun and a giant goofball. You'd end up in a Bizarre evening just for being around him. as long as you aren't/don't meet any asians
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Jul 26, 2023 11:42
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Yinlock posted:as long as you aren't/don't meet any asians Josuke's mom would beg to differ
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Jul 26, 2023 13:02
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Joseph made up his racism against the japanese to cover up his affair.
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Jul 26, 2023 16:24
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Stairmaster posted:Joseph made up his racism against the japanese to cover up his affair. 
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Jul 26, 2023 17:37
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Being a real estate tycoon from New York, did Joseph ever run for president?
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Waffleman_ posted:Being a real estate tycoon from New York, did Joseph ever run for president? Sadly not being a natural born citizen barred that option. Now John, that was someone who could really run from a president. Vise the Stompy fucked around with this message at 19:46 on Jul 26, 2023 |
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Jul 26, 2023 19:43
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Vise the Stompy posted:Sadly not being a natural born citizen barred that option. Now John, that was someone who could really run from a president. If it didn't stop Ted Cruz, it wouldn't have stopped America's Jojo
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Jul 26, 2023 19:49
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Waffleman_ posted:If it didn't stop Ted Cruz, it wouldn't have stopped America's Jojo Ted Cruz's mom was a US Citizen, while Lisa Lisa... I'm pretty sure isn't, I dunno she was adopted by a magic Tibetan monk and mostly lived in England when she wasn't a wanted criminal.
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Waffleman_ posted:If it didn't stop Ted Cruz, it wouldn't have stopped America's Jojo 
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Jul 26, 2023 20:28
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Joseph is the first american jojo but he's not the most american jojo. Italian-American Florida Woman is the most american jojo
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Jul 26, 2023 22:30
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If my passing familiarity with social media is any indication, the most American Jojo is the teenager that hates the police and encourages his friends to be gay and do crimes. Except, y'know, he actually does crime.
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Jul 26, 2023 22:36
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i think the actual cowboy is the most american jojo
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Jul 26, 2023 22:54
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I dunno, he DID shoot the President.
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Jul 26, 2023 22:56
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The most American characters ever are Senator Armstrong and Funny Valentine. Anyone going against either are the least American ever by default.
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Blueberry Pancakes posted:If my passing familiarity with social media is any indication, the most American Jojo is the teenager that hates the police and encourages his friends to be gay and do crimes. Joseph is your prototypical American Alt-Righter, because he's inexplicably concealed carrying an assault rifle in a place that has no known danger and verifiably hangs out with Nazis.
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Josuke Higashikata posted:Joseph is your prototypical American Alt-Righter, because he's inexplicably concealed carrying an assault rifle in a place that has no known danger and verifiably hangs out with Nazis. I only just realized that description works as well for Joseph as it does for Jodio. 
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Josuke Higashikata posted:Joseph is your prototypical American Alt-Righter, because he's inexplicably concealed carrying an assault rifle in a place that has no known danger and verifiably hangs out with Nazis. How many alt-righters do you know who would gently caress up some cops to help a black kid?
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Jul 27, 2023 16:36
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Yeah he's in a weird libertarian/radlib fusion kinda space
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Also this was pre-war, and Americans didn't really care about the Nazis until Pearl Harbor.
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Waffleman_ posted:Also this was pre-war, and Americans didn't really care about the Nazis until Pearl Harbor. I mean, there was a full-on fascist and anti-semitic movement of "America First" people who wanted to keep the US out of the war, because they liked the Nazis and what they were doing. Dr Seuss did a lot of political cartoons about it. 
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Joseph demonstrably hates racists, and all his interactions with Nazis are either loving with them Bugs Bunny style, or barely tolerating their presence as an ally of convenience when dealing with literal Ubermenschen. Even Stroheim only gets grudging respect for his sheer willingness to dismember himself to help clean up messes HE causes.
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Also by the point in time that Battle Tendency takes place, the members of the German American Bund (i.e. American Nazis) are frequently getting beaten up by jewish mobsters in the streets of New York, so yeah I don't think Joseph is down with Nazis outside of stopping the Pillar Men. Caeser Zeppeli, on the other hand...
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It always seemed to me like part 2 drew a lot of inspiration from Indiana Jones, and the role the Nazis play in it makes perfect sense from that angle: They discover some supernatural power/entities beyond their ability, gently caress around a bunch, and find out, several times. Because of this, there's a lot of Nazis around helping to drive the plot with their arrogant bumbling. But because it's Jojo, anyone who gets more than a certain amount of attention has to get their big awesome dramatic moment(s). Unfortunately this means that despite being the lead rep of a minor antagonist group, and despite Joseph's own personal feelings and attitudes, the comic itself (ie Araki) gives Stroheim a few special cool-pose, highly detailed panels and cheer moments, and as a result their (mostly) antagonistic role in the story gets muddied e: Now Caesar? Yeah that guy's PNF no doubt in my mind
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Waamu was the good guy in the fight with Caesar.
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right but then he's like "and so Strolheim went to Stalingrad and loving Died"
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Patware posted:right but then he's like "and so Strolheim went to Stalingrad and loving Died" And then the Nazis who made Strohein into a cyborg got Operation Paperclip'd, and went on to build the Six Million Dollar Man.
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Asterite34 posted:And then the Nazis who made Strohein into a cyborg got Operation Paperclip'd, and went on to build the
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In conclusion, Joseph Joestar is a land of contrasts.
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Joseph hates Japan because he's american, and while anti-German WW2 propaganda portrayed nazis as beautiful men with a difference in opinions, anti-Japanese propaganda portrayed them like vermin to be exterminated
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Dragonwagon posted:How many alt-righters do you know who would gently caress up some cops to help a black kid? i said prototype not finished model
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goblin week posted:Joseph hates Japan because he's american, and while anti-German WW2 propaganda portrayed nazis as beautiful men with a difference in opinions, anti-Japanese propaganda portrayed them like vermin to be exterminated I thought he just hated Japan because his daughter moved there and he doesn't get to see her as much now. Plus, you know, it reminds him of his indiscretion that one time. Now India? There's a place he actually is kinda racist against
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Asterite34 posted:Now India? There's a place he actually is kinda racist against He is English, after all.
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Joseph is right to hate the Japanese, they turned his daughter into a weeb.
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goblin week posted:Joseph hates Japan because he's american, and while anti-German WW2 propaganda portrayed nazis as beautiful men with a difference in opinions, anti-Japanese propaganda portrayed them like vermin to be exterminated
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https://twitter.com/tinyklaus/status/1687095143688450048?s=20 oh no
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Sora! Koboreochita futatsu no hoshi ga........
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Put it next to the emerald mask found in Mexico and the coffin full of blood in Egypt.
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