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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Geaux US geaux

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Blackbelt Bobman
Jul 17, 2004

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The wind is making this game goofy, I don’t like it

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



usa not #1

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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Oh dear. :ohdear:

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi
Mar 26, 2005

Lol poo poo

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
Sick shot

I thought they hosed it

Blackbelt Bobman
Jul 17, 2004

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I might literally die rn

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
I hope the Dutch win then do a tasteful haka on the field.

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
Woof, nice goal!

Apparently the first time the US has been behind in a World Cup match since 2011 :stare:

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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I told my wife that they have to find that dawg in them, and she just looked at me funny.

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high
Canada's Toilet is actually behind in a match???

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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Silly Burrito posted:

I told my wife that they have to find that dawg in them, and she just looked at me funny.

You should bark to emphasize the point.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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holy poo poo that was close

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Edward Mass posted:

You should bark to emphasize the point.

I peed on her to assert my dominance



i am now posting outside

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
US looks sloooow

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
Morgan seems like the only player capable of playing their team into a scoring chance and the Dutch are content to hack her to shreds whenever she comes deep for the ball. They really look very ordinary when Lavelle isn't out there imo

Blackbelt Bobman
Jul 17, 2004

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US has been pretty awful so far, even with the few good looks they’ve had. And they’re absolutely gassed already.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Please sub off DeMelo and Rodman at half for two clones of Thompson kthx

Pinecone Sample
Oct 12, 2010

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I hope they have orange slices in Australia because USWNT is looking very much like a desperately exhausted team

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



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For all I hear about Horan I feel like I never see her do anything all that useful

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Pinecone Sample posted:

I hope they have orange slices in Australia because USWNT is looking very much like a desperately exhausted team

Yes, noted Australian city Wellington.

Blackbelt Bobman
Jul 17, 2004

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whypick1 posted:

Yes, noted Australian city Wellington.

Americans don’t know the difference. I say that as an American.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Wellington, Poo Peeland

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Blackbelt Bobman posted:

Americans don’t know the difference. I say that as an American.

As an American who has been to Outback Steakhouse, I

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

Silly Burrito posted:

I told my wife that they have to find that dawg in them, and she just looked at me funny.

Tell her to move to the other side of the bus

Ace Jameson
Feb 10, 2006
dutch have been clinical with the passing but not a lot of quality in the final third. if they find it they’ll be golden because the USA back line is tissue paper

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
Remember that NBA finals game where Jordan had a severe flu, and they rested him until the fourth quarter?

Oh, no wait, he started, balled out, and won them that game.

Stop resting Lavelle. What are you saving her for if this is the alternate choice?

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Oct 12, 2010

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whypick1 posted:

Yes, noted Australian city Wellington.

And I will call Vancouver an American city in 2026, I don't respect borders

Blackbelt Bobman
Jul 17, 2004

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Ace Jameson posted:

dutch have been clinical with the passing but not a lot of quality in the final third. if they find it they’ll be golden because the USA back line is tissue paper

USA has no answer for their speed, which is surprising. They can barely get anything going and every time they do, the Dutch are able to move it all the way past midfield.

Maybe they should take out some of the bad players and put in good ones instead?!

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



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Ace Jameson posted:

dutch have been clinical with the passing but not a lot of quality in the final third. if they find it they’ll be golden because the USA back line is tissue paper

Ertz as an ersatz center back is the best of the bunch which is pretty pathetic

a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
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I think they have pipeweed in hobbitland

Blackbelt Bobman
Jul 17, 2004

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Pinecone Sample posted:

And I will call Vancouver an American city in 2026, I don't respect borders

There’s already a Vancouver, WA though

Pinecone Sample
Oct 12, 2010

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See why is Fox showing the Sydney opera house if this doesn't count as Australia

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



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Maybe if they show smith her Nike ad it’ll remind her to live up to the hype

Blackbelt Bobman
Jul 17, 2004

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Pinecone Sample posted:

See why is Fox showing the Sydney opera house if this doesn't count as Australia

That’s where they’re broadcasting from.

Sorry for taking your silly posts seriously!

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

whypick1 posted:

Please sub off DeMelo and Rodman at half for two clones of Thompson kthx

Rose in for DeMelo I'll take

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
It’s a time-honoured Australian tradition to claim anything successful from NZ as being Australian, so

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

That was a pretty bad tackle lol

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Oct 12, 2010

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Blackbelt Bobman posted:

That’s where they’re broadcasting from.

Sorry for taking your silly posts seriously!

The truth is that I tuned in 5 minutes in, I have had it on mute the whole time, and I am not wagering on park dimension factors so I didn't really know and still don't care where exactly they are playing

Anyway nah this is not the halftime we needed, not seeing a comeback playing like this, Netherlands is dominating the possession game

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Pinecone Sample
Oct 12, 2010

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Have to give credit to Netherlands for improving their defensive line tremendously since 1940 though

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