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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Sagebrush posted:

That kind of poo poo drives me nuts. You don't have to go crazy like the guys on cable porn, just some basic organization. Exactly how loving hard is it to just bundle the cables together and put some zip ties around them

not everyone has a worthwhile brain

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Sapozhnik
Jan 2, 2005

Nap Ghost

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.



I smoke 5g of crack in the morning
I smoke 5g of crack at night
I smoke 5g of crack in the afternoon
It makes me feel alright
I smoke 5g of crack in times of peace
And 5g in times of war
I smoke 5g of crack before I smoke 5g of crack
And then I smoke 5g more

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Armitag3 posted:

I smoke 5g of crack in the morning
I smoke 5g of crack at night
I smoke 5g of crack in the afternoon
It makes me feel alright
I smoke 5g of crack in times of peace
And 5g in times of war
I smoke 5g of crack before I smoke 5g of crack
And then I smoke 5g more
rip rob ford

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


Kenny Logins posted:

rip rob ford

all that crack finally caught up with him

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


Sexual Lorax posted:

i just moved offices at work so this is as good as its ever going to look behind my desk and iiiiiiiiiiiIIIIiiiii will nev er give fuuuuuuuuUUUUOOOoooOoooOOck



ban this sick filth

Sexual Lorax
Mar 17, 2004

HERE'S TO FUCKING


Fun Shoe

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

ban this sick filth

i defer to the wisdom of one eight days my senior

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


Sexual Lorax posted:

i defer to the wisdom of one eight days my senior

:regd04:

that's me and you in the middle there buddy

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Armitag3 posted:

I smoke 5g of crack in the morning
I smoke 5g of crack at night
I smoke 5g of crack in the afternoon
It makes me feel alright
I smoke 5g of crack in times of peace
And 5g in times of war
I smoke 5g of crack before I smoke 5g of crack
And then I smoke 5g more

the scene in wolf of wallstreet where jonah takes leo outside and leo smokes crack for the first time.. that makes me wanna do crack

betty boof
Jun 2, 2023

presented by SPUDNUTS

echinopsis posted:

the scene in wolf of wallstreet where jonah takes leo outside and leo smokes crack for the first time.. that makes me wanna do crack
Okay I dropped nagging you about PCP but trust me you do not want to smoke crack

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
aw poo poo here comes pac-man

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Farty Crabcakes posted:

Okay I dropped nagging you about PCP but trust me you do not want to smoke crack

lol don't worry I don't think I'll ever come across it tbh

cocaine is rare as gently caress over here



I know this is old but lol they had to break the graph just to fit nz on there

I believe its a bit more common now but I can't image it's very pure or good. I've had to accept the sad reality that I will never try real cocaine :qq:

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
columbia knows how to fuckin party

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
home of the three-line lunch

Lake of Methane
Oct 29, 2011

laserghost posted:

Faultless interior design, A+, no notes

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

Tony Pizzuto Says Hello

infernal machines posted:

home of the three-line lunch

at that price its cocaine for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. hell, from now on the cat eats cocaine

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
man, your cat is hardcore

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

I got your dispensers
right here

haveblue posted:

aw poo poo here comes pac-man

Recognized.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2NFl86LX3Q&t=172s

fermun
Nov 4, 2009

echinopsis posted:

lol don't worry I don't think I'll ever come across it tbh

cocaine is rare as gently caress over here



I know this is old but lol they had to break the graph just to fit nz on there

I believe its a bit more common now but I can't image it's very pure or good. I've had to accept the sad reality that I will never try real cocaine :qq:

i had a friend/halfway roommate (i lived walking distance from the bars and he paid us like $100/month and mowed our lawn to have a bed set up in our basement he could crash on when he'd been drinking to avoid having to get a taxi) that wound up becoming a college professor in japan to kick his cocaine habit because of how rare it is there.

he had some real problems, i once walked in to my living room to find him mid-circumcision on the 5th day of a no-sleep cocaine bender because the marine-wife he was sleeping with had idly said while watching porn with him and someone they'd met that night that she preferred circumcised penises so he put cocaine in his foreskin to numb himself and did that.

Crazy Achmed
Mar 13, 2001

there's just so much to unpack in that story

Eeyo
Aug 29, 2004

wow it really is a hell of a drug

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

Tony Pizzuto Says Hello
not sure what exactly "mid-circumcision" means and that's fine

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

fermun posted:

i had a friend/halfway roommate (i lived walking distance from the bars and he paid us like $100/month and mowed our lawn to have a bed set up in our basement he could crash on when he'd been drinking to avoid having to get a taxi) that wound up becoming a college professor in japan to kick his cocaine habit because of how rare it is there.

he had some real problems, i once walked in to my living room to find him mid-circumcision on the 5th day of a no-sleep cocaine bender because the marine-wife he was sleeping with had idly said while watching porn with him and someone they'd met that night that she preferred circumcised penises so he put cocaine in his foreskin to numb himself and did that.

:stare: lol

Eeyo posted:

wow it really is a hell of a drug

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
did you uh, keep letting him crash there after the dick chopping-off incident?

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
he didn't chop it off, just trimmed a little around the tip

well-read undead
Dec 13, 2022

Roosevelt posted:

not sure what exactly "mid-circumcision" means and that's fine

i think midway would put it right around the 15 minute intermission before the final act begins

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


Roosevelt posted:

not sure what exactly "mid-circumcision" means and that's fine

It means your tip is now a toilet lid

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



ahh the ol' party favor. it's a classy look

AlbertFlasher
Feb 14, 2006

Hulk Hogan and the Wrestling Boot Band

Crazy Achmed posted:

there's just so much to unpack in that story

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


fermun posted:

i had a friend/halfway roommate (i lived walking distance from the bars and he paid us like $100/month and mowed our lawn to have a bed set up in our basement he could crash on when he'd been drinking to avoid having to get a taxi) that wound up becoming a college professor in japan to kick his cocaine habit because of how rare it is there.

he had some real problems, i once walked in to my living room to find him mid-circumcision on the 5th day of a no-sleep cocaine bender because the marine-wife he was sleeping with had idly said while watching porn with him and someone they'd met that night that she preferred circumcised penises so he put cocaine in his foreskin to numb himself and did that.

huh

mystes
May 31, 2006

Roosevelt posted:

not sure what exactly "mid-circumcision" means and that's fine
If you read the whole thing it's unfortunately clear that it means exactly what it sounds like

Dukes Mayo Clinic
Aug 31, 2009
these were not the images I expected but they’re certainly conjured.

Lake of Methane
Oct 29, 2011

fermun posted:

mid-circumcision on the 5th day of a no-sleep cocaine bender
I can’t help but observe that this story makes me feel like I now understand the “why” of so many of Ole Musky’s choices.

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Lake of Methane posted:

I can’t help but observe that this story makes me feel like I now understand the “why” of so many of Ole Musky’s choices.

this makes for an interesting game of "would you rather?"

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



fermun posted:

i had a friend/halfway roommate (i lived walking distance from the bars and he paid us like $100/month and mowed our lawn to have a bed set up in our basement he could crash on when he'd been drinking to avoid having to get a taxi) that wound up becoming a college professor in japan to kick his cocaine habit because of how rare it is there.

he had some real problems, i once walked in to my living room to find him mid-circumcision on the 5th day of a no-sleep cocaine bender because the marine-wife he was sleeping with had idly said while watching porn with him and someone they'd met that night that she preferred circumcised penises so he put cocaine in his foreskin to numb himself and did that.

yeah okay so that post just happened

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Lake of Methane posted:

I can’t help but observe that this story makes me feel like I now understand the “why” of so many of Ole Musky’s choices.
give America its prescription grade cocaine AND opiates back at the same time and all our problems will be solved

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Lake of Methane
Oct 29, 2011


heheheh that window called "Workbench 1.3" reminded me there is a whole cadre of consultant fuckers going around teaching c-suite parrots the phrase "analyics workbench"

nobody can really say what it is, other than trying to be a manager around some things that might be individually successful despite the management

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



Powerful Two-Hander posted:

I'm the pile of garbage

no the other one

but i am the other one?

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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

I had an amiga

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