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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > The Goodmine > 2023 World Cup - Nice shot Megan, the USA is going to Hell!!!
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Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005
Germans go home

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a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
Omfg that split screen of Germany Morocco was awsome

* # ? Aug 3, 2023 13:06
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FuzzySlippers
Feb 6, 2009

 Hell yeah Morocco and Colombia. Best possible result

* # ? Aug 3, 2023 13:06
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Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



 :sickos: :sickos: :sickos: :sickos: :sickos: :sickos:

* # ? Aug 3, 2023 13:07
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Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005
The Maroc celebrations after the whistle, phwoar

* # ? Aug 3, 2023 13:07
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Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

 The reactions of the Moroccan players :unsmith:

* # ? Aug 3, 2023 13:07
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Megamissen
Jul 19, 2022

any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

Dell_Zincht posted:

:sickos: :sickos: :sickos: :sickos: :sickos: :sickos:
* # ? Aug 3, 2023 13:08
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webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

a real chump posted:

Omfg that split screen of Germany Morocco was awsome

Yeah word that was amazing

* # ? Aug 3, 2023 13:09
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Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

 Has anyone said Alexandra Poop yet?

* # ? Aug 3, 2023 13:10
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slorb
May 14, 2002
 Morocco vs France is going to be another chance to fight against colonialism.

* # ? Aug 3, 2023 13:11
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Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005
What’s a good rivals pun for Germany?

* # ? Aug 3, 2023 13:11
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Megamissen
Jul 19, 2022

any post can be a kannapost
if you want it to be

Shrapnig posted:

Has anyone said Alexandra Poop yet?

alexandra pop like a baloon

* # ? Aug 3, 2023 13:12
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Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:

Literally Lewis Hamilton posted:

What’s a good rivals pun for Germany?

Durr-many

* # ? Aug 3, 2023 13:23
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webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.
Die Badschaft

* # ? Aug 3, 2023 13:27
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Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

 Just read that Germany got eliminated and all I can say is: lol

* # ? Aug 3, 2023 14:10
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Grimson
Dec 16, 2004

whypick1 posted:

Maybe US Soccer should just start ban people from New Jersey to be on the safe side (see: Reyna, Berhalter).

E: with how this tourney is going I fully expect South Korea to bump Germany tonight because gently caress everyone's expectations, amirite?

Quoting for new page cause I just got back from work and saw the scores.

* # ? Aug 3, 2023 14:39
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Aggro
Apr 24, 2003

STRONG as an OX and TWICE as SMART

Sombrerotron posted:

Just read that Germany got eliminated and all I can say is: lol

With the best goal differential in the group lolol

* # ? Aug 3, 2023 14:40
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Grimson
Dec 16, 2004

harperdc posted:

how is the official stream like 3 minutes behind lmao

It desyncs very quickly if you tab away for even a few seconds.

* # ? Aug 3, 2023 14:40
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vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
 so happy for Morocco and also so happy for Germany but for different reasons lol

* # ? Aug 3, 2023 14:56
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Grimson
Dec 16, 2004



 Watched the clip of the Moroccan team getting the news that they went through and it's very wholesome.

* # ? Aug 3, 2023 15:00
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Grimson
Dec 16, 2004

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Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003

Grimson posted:





Guess it's just a German thing!

* # ? Aug 3, 2023 15:44
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the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
 Lmao

* # ? Aug 3, 2023 15:46
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webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Grimson posted:



big "Mbappe with the golden ball" energy

* # ? Aug 3, 2023 15:54
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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Grimson posted:

Quoting for new page cause I just got back from work and saw the scores.

Shame I couldn't watch any of it because 3am start time.

lmao

* # ? Aug 3, 2023 16:02
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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

whypick1 posted:

Final barely-worth-the-digital-ink-they're-printed-on FIFA rankings of the participants of this year's World Cup:

1. United States
2. Germany
3. Sweden
4. England
5. France
6. Spain
7. Canada
8. Brazil
9. Netherlands
10. Australia
11. Japan
12. Norway
13. Denmark
14. China
16. Italy
17. South Korea
20. Switzerland
21. Portugal
22. Ireland
25. Colombia
26. New Zealand
28. Argentina
32. Vietnam
36. Costa Rica
40. Nigeria
43. Jamaica
46. Philippines
52. Panama
53. Haiti
54. South Africa
72. Morocco
77. Zambia

I think FIFA ratings might be bullshit y'all...

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Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
 I just went and put money on a JPN-COL final, I have seen it

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mycatscrimes
Jan 2, 2020

whypick1 posted:

I think FIFA ratings might be bullshit y'all...

It does look like the majority of the top ranked teams made it through, and the majority of the low ranked teams did not.

Otoh FIFA probably couldn't put out honest info even if they wanted to, so who's to say etc.

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tristeham
Jul 31, 2022

Grimson posted:



lmao

* # ? Aug 3, 2023 17:18
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Nybble
Jun 28, 2008

praise chuck, raise heck
 if only there was a word that means to take joy in Germany’s failure

* # ? Aug 3, 2023 19:56
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Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

Nybble posted:

if only there was a word that means to take joy in Germany’s failure
There is, it's "leedvermaak"

* # ? Aug 3, 2023 20:17
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lomzus
Mar 18, 2009
 https://twitter.com/davidtalks772/status/1687181876308414464

* # ? Aug 3, 2023 20:34
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FuzzySlippers
Feb 6, 2009

Failed Imagineer posted:

I just went and put money on a JPN-COL final, I have seen it

Japan looked the best of all the games I watched.

* # ? Aug 3, 2023 23:27
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a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
Sweden is looking ominous for me, if they meet Japan in the quarters they could score 5+ headers off corners.

On the other side, as much as it pains me, England.

The Matildas have the players to go long but I don't think we have the depth for make it all the way. I hope I'm wrong!

* # ? Aug 4, 2023 00:10
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a real chump
Jul 30, 2003

noice
Nap Ghost
Dunno if this was on the world feed, and it might be region locked sorry.

https://twitter.com/OptusSport/status/1687073400512978946

or...

https://i.imgur.com/7aK7JdJ.mp4

a real chump fucked around with this message at 01:08 on Aug 4, 2023

* # ? Aug 4, 2023 00:20
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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Not letting me watch it in :911:, but this one works:

https://twitter.com/FOXSoccer/status/1687082000757518336

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Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004

a real chump posted:

The Matildas have the players to go long but I don't think we have the depth for make it all the way. I hope I'm wrong!

I sorta don't mind our chances after dunking on Canada.

~Anything can happen~, but I can see us beating Denmark (Especially if Kerr is back on deck)
Thinking France will get through, and that'll be the big hurdle.

Honestly the dream is at least semis, but gently caress me lets go all the way :boonie:

a real chump posted:

Dunno if this was on the world feed, and it might be region locked sorry.

https://twitter.com/OptusSport/status/1687073400512978946


:lol: goddamn

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Christe Eleison
Feb 1, 2010

 Very nice couple of tournaments for the Moroccans.

* # ? Aug 4, 2023 03:28
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victorious
Jul 2, 2007

As a youth I prayed, "Give me chastity and continence, but not yet."
I'm picking a JAP-ENG final.

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Chairchucker
Nov 14, 2006

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022




 Matildas over England in the GF in injury time.

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