images thread v1.9: incredibly cool rocks with mysterious origins

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echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

lol

# ? Aug 14, 2023 21:36

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Truman Peyote: Oct 11, 2006

FMguru posted:

this is so loving hot

# ? Aug 14, 2023 22:02

akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

# ? Aug 15, 2023 01:17

ADINSX: Sep 9, 2003; Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

FMguru posted:

Holy poo poo

# ? Aug 15, 2023 02:40

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

# ? Aug 15, 2023 02:40

Chris Knight: Jun 5, 2002; me @ ur posts; Fun Shoe

# ? Aug 15, 2023 02:57

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

# ? Aug 15, 2023 14:46

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER

shit wizard dad

# ? Aug 15, 2023 16:49

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple on pizzadog derangement syndrome

Gniesbert!!!!

# ? Aug 15, 2023 16:50

Powerful Two-Hander: Mar 10, 2004; Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.

this new asus DOG hardware looks more interesting than I thought

# ? Aug 15, 2023 16:55

Large Testicles: Jun 1, 2020; [ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

drat. Gniesbert is such a good name, I might have to rename my dog

# ? Aug 15, 2023 16:55

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

this new asus DOG hardware

lol

# ? Aug 15, 2023 16:56

Sapozhnik: Jan 2, 2005; Nap Ghost

# ? Aug 15, 2023 18:23

Cybernetic Vermin: Apr 18, 2005

Sapozhnik posted:

argh, stress i did not need a few short weeks before the fresh students start turning in their python programs "well commented"

# ? Aug 15, 2023 18:26

Antigravitas: Dec 8, 2019; Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

Could be worse, I am tasked with cleaning up about a decade worth of rube-goldberg development and the code reads like that.

The telephone directory was generated by a chain of a 20kb perl script, some shell code, php, and a huge javascript thing to make a table sortable.

I replaced it with a small python thing that generates a static page from a j2 html template file and a few ldap queries�

# ? Aug 15, 2023 18:32

ADINSX: Sep 9, 2003; Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

rotor posted:

Gniesbert!!!!

He looks so loving pleased with himself too

# ? Aug 15, 2023 18:34

Cybernetic Vermin: Apr 18, 2005

so loving sick of Gniesberts poo poo

# ? Aug 15, 2023 18:38

Powerful Two-Hander: Mar 10, 2004; Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.

Cybernetic Vermin posted:

argh, stress i did not need a few short weeks before the fresh students start turning in their python programs "well commented"

code:


<!--this is a well-->
<div class="well"> actually</div>

# ? Aug 15, 2023 18:40

Powerful Two-Hander: Mar 10, 2004; Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.

also best comment ever is the automatically added "this code was written by a tool"

# ? Aug 15, 2023 18:42

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

code:

// DRUNK, FIX LATER

# ? Aug 15, 2023 19:29

Cybernetic Vermin: Apr 18, 2005

haveblue posted:

code:

// DRUNK, FIX LATER

this is good info though

# ? Aug 15, 2023 19:31

The_Franz: Aug 8, 2003

Sapozhnik posted:

blame professors who insist on a whole paragraph to explain a one line function

# ? Aug 15, 2023 19:32

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

before I drove I always thought "SIGN AHEAD" was a very silly thing to waste space and attention on

# ? Aug 15, 2023 19:45

mystes: May 31, 2006

The real question is how many levels deep the pre-sign signs should go

# ? Aug 15, 2023 19:46

AlbertFlasher: Feb 14, 2006; Hulk Hogan and the Wrestling Boot Band

NoneMoreNegative posted:

cute dog

# ? Aug 15, 2023 19:47

Large Testicles: Jun 1, 2020; [ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

haveblue posted:

before I drove I always thought "SIGN AHEAD" was a very silly thing to waste space and attention on

I was driving across country with a dually that had a motorcycle in the back. in Denver there was a sign that said �bumps and grooves ahead.� for like 10 miles there was nothing then there was a sign that just said �bump� and it was like the truck got launched into the air and when we landed we hit the grooves and started dancing all over the road. I was already going like 20 miles under the limit too cause that truck was a POS and it was at like 3am so there was no other traffic for me to see hit the bump

# ? Aug 15, 2023 20:10

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

Large Testicles posted:

I was driving across country with a dually that had a motorcycle in the back. in Denver there was a sign that said �bumps and grooves ahead.� for like 10 miles there was nothing then there was a sign that just said �bump� and it was like the truck got launched into the air and when we landed we hit the grooves and started dancing all over the road. I was already going like 20 miles under the limit too cause that truck was a POS and it was at like 3am so there was no other traffic for me to see hit the bump

and then once you got clear of all that there was a sign a mile further along that just said "lol"

# ? Aug 15, 2023 20:32

Large Testicles: Jun 1, 2020; [ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

FMguru posted:

and then once you got clear of all that there was a sign a mile further along that just said "lol"

shoulda been one that said �stop here to change underwear�

# ? Aug 15, 2023 20:52

Chris Knight: Jun 5, 2002; me @ ur posts; Fun Shoe

# ? Aug 15, 2023 21:27

MSPain: Jul 14, 2006

Sapozhnik posted:

the best is ancient legacy code where the actual statement is "STOP" and the comment is "this is a yield sign"

comments are bad. you can't write tests for them and no static analysis tool can assert their veracity

MSPain fucked around with this message at 21:40 on Aug 15, 2023

# ? Aug 15, 2023 21:37

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

mystes posted:

The real question is how many levels deep the pre-sign signs should go

i was in prince edward island last week and they have painted on the roads

200m

STOP

AHEAD

in like a lot of intersections outside their capitol

# ? Aug 15, 2023 21:51

polyester concept: Mar 29, 2017

here we just have rumble strips cut into the road so it makes a loud noise when you�re approaching an intersection after a long stretch of highway

# ? Aug 15, 2023 21:54

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

polyester concept posted:

here we just have rumble strips cut into the road so it makes a loud noise when you�re approaching an intersection after a long stretch of highway

in the maritimes these are reserved for highway toll booths only

# ? Aug 15, 2023 21:58

Large Testicles: Jun 1, 2020; [ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

there�s a stretch of road I drive on fairly frequently that has rumble strips at all the speed limit signs for some odd reason

# ? Aug 15, 2023 22:01

KoRMaK: Jul 31, 2012

Cybernetic Vermin posted:

argh, stress i did not need a few short weeks before the fresh students start turning in their python programs "well commented"

just tell them the truth - comments smell and if you have even just a few of them your code stinks. git good

# ? Aug 15, 2023 22:02

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Chris Knight posted:

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Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

# ? Aug 15, 2023 23:26

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012; ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.

Sagebrush posted:

They're weird planes because their proportions are the same as much smaller twins, so nothing seems out of place at first, but then you see one beside a 737 or something and

Each engine nacelle is as big around as the 737's fuselage

Well what a coincidence! Just a few days later I am flying on a 777. Big plane

# ? Aug 16, 2023 01:44

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NSR7wPydjw

# ? Aug 16, 2023 02:11

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Pile Of Garbage: May 28, 2007

Kenny Logins posted:

woah, a .pnj file. some kinda jpeg/png hybrid

# ? Aug 16, 2023 02:18

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