2023 World Cup - Nice shot Megan, the USA is going to Hell!!!

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Vegetable: Oct 22, 2010

Oof so close to a goal

# ? Aug 19, 2023 10:34

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# ? May 23, 2024 22:39

Recoome: Nov 9, 2013; Matter of fact, I'm salty now.

these single player attacks just aren't it

# ? Aug 19, 2023 10:35

thatbastardken: Apr 23, 2010; A contract signed by a minor is not binding!

is it just me or is carpenter always there when something goes wrong?

# ? Aug 19, 2023 10:37

Vegetable: Oct 22, 2010

thatbastardken posted:

is it just me or is carpenter always there when something goes wrong?

I was just about to call this out. She seems not very good

# ? Aug 19, 2023 10:39

Sentinel Red: Nov 13, 2007; Style > Content.

Man, it�s gonna suck come Monday when there�s no more waking up with a football match all ready to go, it�s such a nice start to the day.

# ? Aug 19, 2023 10:39

Recoome: Nov 9, 2013; Matter of fact, I'm salty now.

KERR DOWN, I REPEAT, KERR DOWN

# ? Aug 19, 2023 10:39

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

Kerr nooo

# ? Aug 19, 2023 10:40

Recoome: Nov 9, 2013; Matter of fact, I'm salty now.

That was not a great tackle either, jeez

# ? Aug 19, 2023 10:40

thatbastardken: Apr 23, 2010; A contract signed by a minor is not binding!

loving hell, ref!

# ? Aug 19, 2023 10:41

Recoome: Nov 9, 2013; Matter of fact, I'm salty now.

KERR BACK, REPEAT, KERR BACK

# ? Aug 19, 2023 10:42

a real chump: Jul 30, 2003; noice; Nap Ghost

thatbastardken posted:

is it just me or is carpenter always there when something goes wrong?

She's incredibly good normally but the tourny she's been awful.

# ? Aug 19, 2023 10:46

Sentinel Red: Nov 13, 2007; Style > Content.

Good lord, Oz have taken some of the worst free kicks I�ve ever seen today.

# ? Aug 19, 2023 10:53

a real chump: Jul 30, 2003; noice; Nap Ghost

Full marks for Sweden, they didn't gently caress around tonight. Tough and hungry all match.

# ? Aug 19, 2023 10:53

Vegetable: Oct 22, 2010

If every long free kick is gonna be poo poo I wonder why they don�t just take short ones. It�s clear that a lot of the players don�t have the technical ability to swing in a good one.

# ? Aug 19, 2023 10:56

thatbastardken: Apr 23, 2010; A contract signed by a minor is not binding!

unfair for Sweden to field a jedi goal keeper imo.

# ? Aug 19, 2023 11:01

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

Onya girls

# ? Aug 19, 2023 11:02

Sentinel Red: Nov 13, 2007; Style > Content.

Euro supremacy confirmed, etc.

What�s the next competition the Tillies are in, is there a Euros equivalent down there?

# ? Aug 19, 2023 11:03

Robo Captain: Sep 28, 2013

Sweden were clearly the better team, I wonder how much those short turnarounds hurt the Aussies.

# ? Aug 19, 2023 11:04

Vegetable: Oct 22, 2010

Sweden looked like an actually good team. This game left me wondering how Australia made it this far.

# ? Aug 19, 2023 11:05

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

Sentinel Red posted:

Euro supremacy confirmed, etc.

What�s the next competition the Tillies are in, is there a Euros equivalent down there?

Asian Cup/Champions League

# ? Aug 19, 2023 11:05

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

Vegetable posted:

Sweden looked like an actually good team. This game left me wondering how Australia made it this far.

I think we just burnt too much energy on the France match, not that was an excuse for allowing 2 walk in goals in vs England

# ? Aug 19, 2023 11:06

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Infinitum posted:

Asian Cup/Champions League

Next Asian Cup is in '26. Olympics qualifying starts in October though.

# ? Aug 19, 2023 11:10

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

Anyway good tournament

Pity there aren't any matches tomorrow

# ? Aug 19, 2023 11:15

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

whypick1 posted:

Next Asian Cup is in '26. Olympics qualifying starts in October though.

FIFA are very keen to keep the momentum of women�s football going, so naturally the front runner to host the Asian Cup is �.Saudi Arabia

# ? Aug 19, 2023 11:19

Sentinel Red: Nov 13, 2007; Style > Content.

webmeister posted:

FIFA are very keen to keep the momentum of women�s football going, so naturally the front runner to host the Asian Cup is �.Saudi Arabia

Haha, good joke, very funny�

..please be joking.

# ? Aug 19, 2023 11:23

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

webmeister posted:

FIFA are very keen to keep the momentum of women�s football going, so naturally the front runner to host the Asian Cup is �.Saudi Arabia

Yeah nah

# ? Aug 19, 2023 11:30

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Fair play to Sweden they were miles better than us tonight, all across the pitch. Honestly I think the France game took such a huge toll mentally and physically, we just haven�t looked like the same team since. And the shorter turnarounds haven�t helped - especially Gustavsson apparently thinks squad rotation is for suckers.

Still incredibly proud of what�s been accomplished, both on the pitch and off of it. Hard to believe australia made a football World Cup semi final!

# ? Aug 19, 2023 11:37

webmeister: Jan 31, 2007; The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Sentinel Red posted:

Haha, good joke, very funny�

..please be joking.

It�s fifa so expect the absolute worst possible outcome at all times

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-08-18/womens-asian-cup-2026-hosting-rights-battle/102745526

# ? Aug 19, 2023 11:40

8 Ball: Nov 27, 2010; My hands are all messed up so you better post, brother.

Austfailure

# ? Aug 19, 2023 11:42

Shrapnig: Jan 21, 2005

Kate Markgraf get in the bin.

# ? Aug 19, 2023 12:37

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Looks like the baby of Australian over confidence has met the dingo of reality.

# ? Aug 19, 2023 13:15

thatbastardken: Apr 23, 2010; A contract signed by a minor is not binding!

webmeister posted:

Still incredibly proud of what�s been accomplished, both on the pitch and off of it. Hard to believe australia made a football World Cup semi final!

i've been complaining a lot but yeah this was a good tournament by my standard of watching one (1) world cup

# ? Aug 19, 2023 13:17

vyelkin: Jan 2, 2011

Sw3den

# ? Aug 19, 2023 14:07

NotJustANumber99: Feb 15, 2012; somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

Australia joining Costa Rica, Haiti, Vietnam and Panama at the top of the world cup losers table with 3 a piece.

# ? Aug 19, 2023 14:18

Eau de MacGowan: May 12, 2009; BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí

Loving Africa Chaps posted:

Looks like the baby of Australian over confidence has met the dingo of reality.

mods rename me dingo of reality

# ? Aug 20, 2023 05:00

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Morning everyone, it's a lovely day for it to come home.

# ? Aug 20, 2023 09:07

Dell_Zincht: Nov 5, 2003

Whisper it

_{it's coming home}

# ? Aug 20, 2023 09:12

a real chump: Jul 30, 2003; noice; Nap Ghost

I'm waiting for the train to the stadium and there are already too many english supporters near me.

# ? Aug 20, 2023 09:15

jeebus bob: Nov 4, 2004; Festina lente

habeasdorkus posted:

Can't believe I have to root for Spain.

# ? Aug 20, 2023 09:16

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# ? May 23, 2024 22:39

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

Can't decide what's more insufferable

England winning and listening to them say It's Coming Home non-stop

England losing and listening to them wheel out the It's Coming Home dead horse next World Cup

# ? Aug 20, 2023 09:25

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