Should I step down as head of twitter This poll is closed. |
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Yes | 420 | 4.43% | |
No | 69 | 0.73% | |
Goku | 9001 | 94.85% | |
Total: | 9490 votes |
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Quoting for the new page, can't let it get buried
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# ? Aug 20, 2023 13:56 |
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# ? Jun 9, 2024 15:17 |
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mangosteen
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# ? Aug 20, 2023 13:57 |
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Underwhelmed posted:Did Elon just recently look up how many people have blocked his account or something? This is such a weird loving hill to die on. Its also probably lashing out seeing Grimes is currently getting more attention than he is at the moment. He just HAD to stand up and go up to the screen in front of her crowd, he's jealous they weren't all giving him the attention.
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# ? Aug 20, 2023 14:00 |
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The "mass blocking is kerb-stomping servers" theory is plausible, it's been discussed for months, but it would only have taken one article about him being "the user most people don't want to see" to induce a meltdown. He obviously can't bear being ignored.
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# ? Aug 20, 2023 14:02 |
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It's like watching a sun die in real-time. Absolutely terrifying, and yet... Beautiful.
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# ? Aug 20, 2023 14:04 |
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A second catturd has hit the blocklist.
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# ? Aug 20, 2023 14:05 |
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someone please hit him with a "nice meltdown"
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# ? Aug 20, 2023 14:06 |
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# ? Aug 20, 2023 14:06 |
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Holy poo poo Please be the final meltdown into irrelevance
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# ? Aug 20, 2023 14:14 |
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# ? Aug 20, 2023 14:17 |
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TulliusCicero posted:
I'm convinced the endpoint of Twitter will be Elon declaring he'll be shutting Twitter down cold for like 24 hours with the insistence it'll show people how much they need Except he won't be able to stage Twitter's backend systems properly because that takes effort from trained professionals who are long gone, so it'll just stay dead for good.
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# ? Aug 20, 2023 14:18 |
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𝕏 as 𝔼𝕏ℂℝ𝔼𝕄𝔼ℕ𝕋
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# ? Aug 20, 2023 14:30 |
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What stage of Lowtax are we in now? Who was Lowtax’s Catturd?
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# ? Aug 20, 2023 14:31 |
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E the Shaggy posted:What stage of Lowtax are we in now? Who was Lowtax’s Catturd? Shmorky?
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# ? Aug 20, 2023 14:34 |
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1692681332550217872 Truly one of the quotes of all time.
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# ? Aug 20, 2023 14:38 |
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Neddy Seagoon posted:I'm convinced the endpoint of Twitter will be Elon declaring he'll be shutting Twitter down cold for like 24 hours with the insistence it'll show people how much they need It wouldn't surprise me if this is how it dies, because he's seems trumpianly petty
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# ? Aug 20, 2023 14:39 |
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just nonsense. absolute drivel. smartest and richest man in the world lol
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# ? Aug 20, 2023 14:45 |
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Vichan posted:https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1692681332550217872 Dude's talking to himself.
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# ? Aug 20, 2023 14:50 |
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Panic! At The Tesco posted:just nonsense. absolute drivel. smartest and richest man in the world lol "Well you.know e-e-elucidation sufficiently uhh advanced you know like times a billiom is uhh it's uh in- indistinguishable from nonsense. Is what Asimov said."
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# ? Aug 20, 2023 14:53 |
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The second best kind of Elonposting is when his freeze peach egalitarian mask slips off only to reveal his desire to turn the digital commons into a digital apartheid state. I'm blocking all the people that are complaining about taking blocks away, overtly implying that I'm keeping the feature for myself. Blocks for me, but not for thee. Sucks to suck, poors. The best kind of Elonposting is when he's high on ketamine and can only communicate through terrible poetry, meaningless aphorisms, and the cry laugh emoji. Froghammer fucked around with this message at 15:02 on Aug 20, 2023 |
# ? Aug 20, 2023 15:00 |
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kazil posted:
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# ? Aug 20, 2023 15:01 |
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Friendship with Elon over. Friendship with, uh. Friendship with. poo poo. No one loves catturd.
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# ? Aug 20, 2023 15:04 |
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PhazonLink posted:lol at Loom's bot/farm numbers. If you want to know the reason, feel free to google up "Loomer inflation"
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# ? Aug 20, 2023 15:10 |
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Musk is such an insufferable idiot that even the chud bootlickers are turning on him. He's going to drive literally everyone away from his $44 billion platform, just by being himself. Give it a year and it'll just be Musk tweeting to an army of ai-powered bots that reply 😂😂😂 to all his dumb jokes. Truly the best of us, these billionaires.
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# ? Aug 20, 2023 15:10 |
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how the gently caress did this old boomer manage to take a screenshot of a website WITH aliasing???
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# ? Aug 20, 2023 15:25 |
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Neddy Seagoon posted:I'm convinced the endpoint of Twitter will be Elon declaring he'll be shutting Twitter down cold for like 24 hours with the insistence it'll show people how much they need A mediocre engineer could probably get it back up but it would take a few days Source: I am a mediocre engineer and was in a similar situation with a legacy system I knew nothing about that crashed
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# ? Aug 20, 2023 15:33 |
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gently caress SNEEP posted:how the gently caress did this old boomer manage to take a screenshot of a website WITH aliasing??? Probably used Windows snip and then pasted into mspaint and saved as jpg
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# ? Aug 20, 2023 15:34 |
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goddamn this all owns
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# ? Aug 20, 2023 15:43 |
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kazil posted:
Holy poo poo what an incredibly thin skinned baby He actually managed to piss off the chuds, amazing TulliusCicero fucked around with this message at 15:54 on Aug 20, 2023 |
# ? Aug 20, 2023 15:51 |
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Somehow he manages to deliver, again and again. I can't believe he isn't so thin-skinned as to be see-through.
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# ? Aug 20, 2023 15:59 |
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does elon really think removing blocks is good? i’m trying to think of the argument here but all i can come up with is some “if you never talk to each other you’ll never come to an agreement “ but obviously that’s falls apart when the 2 sides are “i’d like to use a public restroom” and “you should be killed for grooming children”
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# ? Aug 20, 2023 15:59 |
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how long has it said "user blocked you"? i thought it used to say something like "you are unable to view user's posts"
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# ? Aug 20, 2023 16:03 |
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Underwhelmed posted:Did Elon just recently look up how many people have blocked his account or something? This is such a weird loving hill to die on. No he floated this idea a month or two after he acquired Twitter. When talking about it he complained about how many computing resources the block feature was using. It’s likely a cost cutting effort just like deleting everything before 2014 is.
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# ? Aug 20, 2023 16:03 |
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Faustian Bargain posted:does elon really think removing blocks is good? His chud friends are really mad about being blocked, so Elon decided if he removed blocks then they would be happy. He didn't understand what they actually wanted was to make it impossible to block them (ie make blue checks unblockable), not for block to remove entirely, which is why he's very mad about the backlash
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# ? Aug 20, 2023 16:05 |
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DicktheCat posted:One of the things that's been pointed out is that Twitter has long been in stasis in regards to growth. It's a thing that mostly millenials/ older gen z and back use. This is honestly the funniest thing with every social media site/community platform. The owner(s) need eternal growth but younger people just don't want to be on the platform for Old People and the company fails to get it and flails around trying to figure out how to appeal. Then the cycle repeats and a new batch of CEOs make the same mistake.
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# ? Aug 20, 2023 16:17 |
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Telling off Woods is some real bald Spanish guy energy, but I wonder how much Twitter paid in legal fees for his thin-skinned (not coke-addled) bullshit.
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# ? Aug 20, 2023 16:20 |
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Danger - Octopus! posted:This is honestly the funniest thing with every social media site/community platform. The owner(s) need eternal growth but younger people just don't want to be on the platform for Old People and the company fails to get it and flails around trying to figure out how to appeal. its not a mistake (because they have no choice) and its all companies not just social. theyre locked into the same rotten system just on the winners side
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# ? Aug 20, 2023 16:21 |
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Faustian Bargain posted:does elon really think removing blocks is good? You're looking for him to use reason. He's a 50-year old pill-popping egomaniac who surrounds himself with sycophants.
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# ? Aug 20, 2023 16:24 |
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Faustian Bargain posted:does elon really think
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# ? Aug 20, 2023 16:36 |
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# ? Jun 9, 2024 15:17 |
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Faustian Bargain posted:does elon really think removing blocks is good? Some of you really just still don’t get it For Elon: good = other people suffering It’s where he gets his enjoyment from.
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# ? Aug 20, 2023 16:52 |