Ukraine War: "20 months of war for a used car."

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DandyLion: Jun 24, 2010; disrespectul Deciever

Some folks make the world a better place when the enter it, others when they become a smoking hole in the ground outside Moscow. :69snypa:

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TaurusTorus: Mar 27, 2010; Grab the bullshit by the horns

First Benghazi, how this. Hillary must be stopped.

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Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

When they said Hurricane Hillary was coming... it was a coded message

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Icept: Jul 11, 2001

cooked up a li'l paint.net special

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zone: Dec 6, 2016

S-300, welcome to the resistance

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Mokotow: Apr 16, 2012

Why would HATO do this

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zone: Dec 6, 2016

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Fucking Moron: Jan 9, 2009

EorayMel posted:

So what is the over/under for Wagner now?

Continues to operate as if nothing happened, mostly in Africa instead of Europe

Tries to go for a second coup on Moscow, succeeds (somehow?)

Tries to go for a second coup on Moscow, everybody involved gets killed or worse, arrested and tortured on private streaming networks

All the mercenaries run the gently caress away into Georgia

Putin issues a new law acknowledging, and then erasing, Wagner PMC, followed by all of the mercenaries hunted down for sport

Quietly tries to reintegrate into society, throwing all the gear and paperwork into a ditch and pretend they were all badass nightclub bouncers

Oddly enough I am going with a little bit of every scenario mixed together.

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Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Vadun posted:

Holy poo poo that's him Vivek right?

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Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

Sedgr posted:

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Shaman Tank Spec: Dec 26, 2003; *blep*

Icept posted:

cooked up a li'l paint.net special

I love those little guys.

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Burns: May 10, 2008

TaurusTorus posted:

First Benghazi, how this. Hillary must be stopped.

You know what must be done.

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Toxic Mental: Jun 1, 2019

Can we get a real quick "RIP" to Vladimir Bobrov, who also died in the crash

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Mokotow: Apr 16, 2012

Which one is Bobrov

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Mokotow: Apr 16, 2012

Sorry was

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CAT INTERCEPTOR: Nov 9, 2004; Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

So all the leadership of Wagner were on the plane?

Just LMAO finally Russia gets rid of Nazis

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weg: Jun 6, 2006; Reassisted Retrogression

Sedgr posted:

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staberind: Feb 20, 2008; but i dont wanna be a spaceship; Fun Shoe

Toxic Mental posted:

fantassssstic.

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CommissarMega: Nov 18, 2008; THUNDERDOME LOSER

CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

So all the leadership of Wagner were on the plane?

Just LMAO finally Russia gets rid of Nazis

Yep! Mission accomplished, time to send to send the troops home!

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WAR CRIME GIGOLO: Oct 3, 2012; The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Wow Putin killed a Nazi and GBS is TRIGGERED

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Toxic Mental: Jun 1, 2019

Mokotow posted:

Which one is Bobrov

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Randarkman: Jul 18, 2011

CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

So all the leadership of Wagner were on the plane?

Just LMAO finally Russia gets rid of Nazis

Putin's entire government is nazis.

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Mokotow: Apr 16, 2012

Toxic Mental posted:

Oh look, born in Tver, too. Ironic!

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Toxic Mental posted:

Can we get a real quick "RIP" to Vladimir Bobrov, who also died in the crash

quick "RIP"

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Samuel L. Hacksaw: Mar 26, 2007; Never Stop Posting

Toxic Mental posted:

Ahh, there's the problem. Passport was expired.

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Cthulu Carl: Apr 16, 2006

Toxic Mental posted:

Can we get a real quick "RIP" to Vladimir Bobrov, who also died in the crash

Yeah, RIP to this guy who I presume was responsible for a meat extract Brits think makes for a good drink?

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Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Wait do you mean there were two prigozhins this entire time??? How many are there?????

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zone: Dec 6, 2016

Karate Bastard posted:

Wait do you mean there were two prigozhins this entire time??? How many are there?????

When V comes to in Cyprus, we'll know the real truth

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ephex: Nov 4, 2007; PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Prigozhin was a real piece of poo poo and I hope he was conscious all the way down until impact :byewhore:

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Coolguye: Jul 6, 2011; Required by his programming!

Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:

Ahh, there's the problem. Passport was expired.

a real papers please moment in here

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zone: Dec 6, 2016

Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:

Ahh, there's the problem. Passport was expired.

And now Prigozhin is too.
:dumbrim:

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Powered Descent: Jul 13, 2008; We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Toxic Mental posted:

Can we get a real quick "RIP" to Vladimir Bobrov, who also died in the crash

*Takes a quick rip* :350:

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Drone_Fragger: May 9, 2007

Ironic really, he started off selling ground meat in a tube, ended up being ground meat in a tube.

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The Last Call: Sep 9, 2011; Rehabilitating sinner

https://twitter.com/visegrad24/stat...%5Es1_&ref_url=

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HolHorsejob: Mar 14, 2020; Portrait of Cheems II of Spain by Jabona Neftman, olo pint on fird

Drone_Fragger posted:

Ironic really, he started off selling ground meat in a tube, ended up being ground meat in a tube.

Not a great year for billionaires going into tubes

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Zopotantor: Feb 24, 2013; ...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Oscar Wilde Bunch posted:

Lars von Trier with maybe a terminal case of tank brain.

https://twitter.com/visegrad24/status/1694054699656212758?s=46

Yahoo link if you can�t read X�s.

https://news.yahoo.com/danish-filmmaker-lars-von-trier-201154017.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYHn8H9O5Qk

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Mokotow: Apr 16, 2012

It�d be super silly for wagnerites to try to hop the border and go for Moscow. Minsk on the other hand�

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ThinkTank: Oct 23, 2007

I'm picturing the final few minutes of that flight went like Wild Tales with the passengers slowly coming to the realization that one man had a grievance with each one of them.

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Bluemillion: Aug 18, 2008; I got your dispensers
right here

Vengarr posted:

Heroes in a Zinc Shell

loving lol

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Alchenar: Apr 9, 2008

https://twitter.com/GravitysRa1nbow/status/1694405912180539412

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