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Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Neito posted:

I think they're implying it's a drug dealer.

That's not nearly zeitgeisty enough!

Actually mine isn't either, too 2021. Now they probably think the ice cream truck is making kids trans.

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Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

Brawnfire posted:

Ringy ding ding, the forced vaccination truck leads you sheep to your deaths

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

jesus h christ

:psyduck:

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009


took a minute to realize that was supposed to be the eye of providence, I was trying to read it

came pemmm

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002


Wanna tattoo that giant pimple.


Bzzzzzt pop!

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
Ice cream van drug dealers has traditionally been a thing!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glasgow_ice_cream_wars

Ask your friendly local van based ice cream dealer for drugs today!

je1 healthcare
Sep 29, 2015
My screwball had fentanyl at the bottom instead of gum. 1/5 would not do business again.

FlashFearless
Nov 4, 2004
Death. But not for you, Gunslinger. Never for you.






I almost respect it in a way.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

FlashFearless posted:

I almost respect it in a way.

In a Steve-O kinda way?

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022


Pennywise the Frown posted:

In a Steve-O kinda way?

no, steve-o’s back tat is true

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

FlashFearless posted:

I almost respect it in a way.

A rare crossover between the nextdoor.txt and the Disturbing Artworks Reflecting Modern Society threads!

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

~Coxy posted:

A rare crossover between the nextdoor.txt and the Disturbing Artworks Reflecting Modern Society threads!

link to this thread?

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

dr_rat posted:

Ice cream van drug dealers has traditionally been a thing!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glasgow_ice_cream_wars

Ask your friendly local van based ice cream dealer for drugs today!

I kind of figure that's where GTA got it from.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

that's gonna look sick when it's done!!

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!
Why did we briefly turn back into (fit) monkeys before turning into sheep

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Jelly posted:

Why did we briefly turn back into (fit) monkeys before turning into sheep

you gotta ask the international Jew :tinfoil:

ChairmanMauzer
Dec 30, 2004

It wears a human face.

Is that RFK Jr.?

ChairmanMauzer fucked around with this message at 18:15 on Sep 7, 2023

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

ChairmanMauzer posted:

Is that RFK Jew-ior.?

Jokes aside, you know Larry David has had to have gone off on him at least once

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

Jelly posted:

Why did we briefly turn back into (fit) monkeys before turning into sheep

That's a werewolf I think

Peg Sliderskew
Jan 4, 2010

Soul Dentist posted:

That's a werewolf I think

We all turn into werewolves and then begin to starve so Intelligent Design/ chemtrails kicks in and makes us evolve into sheep. Checks out.

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

Cyrano4747 posted:

link to this thread?

Disturbing Artworks Reflecting Modern Society:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3887946

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019


Lmao, Wizard master

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

They must be pulling his leg

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
Ronnie conned everyone into giving him a collective hand job I reckon

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

"Hi, I'm Ronnie. I'm the man whose leg instantly grew 1 1/2 inches to meet my other leg. Now if only God could do something about my OTHER leg growing that much, if ya know what I mean!"

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Gotta pray to Satan for that one

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

A Fancy Hat posted:

"Hi, I'm Ronnie. I'm the man whose leg instantly grew 1 1/2 inches to meet my other leg. Now if only God could do something about my OTHER leg growing that much, if ya know what I mean!"

Buddy I already got u

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013




I haven't double-checked my memory, but I'm pretty sure that is a fairly standard faith-healer wheeze. Often accompanied by the "healed" person theatrically standing up out of a wheelchair or throwing their crutches or whatever.

FlashFearless
Nov 4, 2004
Death. But not for you, Gunslinger. Never for you.





Well he should be easy to find at the next meeting. Just look for the guy with two legs the same length!

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Can I double up to get one freakishly long leg I can pogo around on and a stump on the other side?

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

CaptainSarcastic posted:

I haven't double-checked my memory, but I'm pretty sure that is a fairly standard faith-healer wheeze. Often accompanied by the "healed" person theatrically standing up out of a wheelchair or throwing their crutches or whatever.

The leg-lengthening thing is a classic faith-healer con that's been around for decades. Here's a video from a quick google:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxR5-2LginE

Bouillon Rube
Aug 6, 2009


Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Yeah no that tracks

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON

dude got jabbed with a needle full of ink (which he has not checked the ingredients of), hundred of times, in order to get this tattoo

anti-needle needle art

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

it's like his schizophrenia took over mid post

Bouillon Rube
Aug 6, 2009


They giving out free cheese coneys if you get the mark of the beast tattooed on your hand

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Scratch Monkey posted:

it's like his schizophrenia took over mid post

Spoiled ice cream evolved sentience and is slowly taking over his mind obviously. Beware his warning, it could happen to you too!!!

Jim Cramer
Sep 18, 2009

Try to prove him wrong, I bet you can't.

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namlosh
Feb 11, 2014

I name this haircut "The Sad Rhino".

Tomball, TX is definitely at AI world net everywhere

L@@k!

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