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Should I step down as head of twitter
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Yes 420 4.43%
No 69 0.73%
Goku 9001 94.85%
Total: 9490 votes
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kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Radio Paranoia posted:

Morbid curiosity made me look up that twitter account and boy, was it exactly what I expected. Expect Elon to care deeply about the plight of white South African farmers soon.

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Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012





He's Boering

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

I'm gonna take that guy's farm

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014

Tiny Timbs posted:

I'm gonna take that guy's farm

reported

temple
Jul 29, 2006

I have actual skeletons in my closet
Please stay. Keep the lights on too. And wear the red vest when working outside the home.

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

Tiny Timbs posted:

I'm gonna take that guy's farm

Ill have his guns

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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I'll take his cult—wait no, I'll just kick that into the pit toilet

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

you mean emigrate ya fuckin illiterate

Eeyo
Aug 29, 2004

Radio Paranoia posted:

Morbid curiosity made me look up that twitter account and boy, was it exactly what I expected. Expect Elon to care deeply about the plight of white South African farmers soon.

I’m pretty sure he’s already been very concerned with white south africans. He went crazy when the kill the boer song got in the news again.

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house




Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Mosquitos, notably harmless to Africans

maybeadracula
Sep 9, 2022

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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

I was in texas all week and didn't see any cybertrucks. Them shits ain't real

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
You weren't looking hard enough.

Teratrain
Aug 23, 2007
Waiting for Godot

This one's pretty good

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

goatface posted:

You weren't looking hard enough.

Yeah, did you even try looking at rivers, lakes or the Gulf?

Durzel
Nov 15, 2005


Entropic posted:





This seems fine.
Mint a complaint and stick it on the fucken blockchain, "NFT Ethics".

Circle Nine
Mar 1, 2009

But that’s how it is when you start wanting to have things. Now, I just look at them, and when I go away I carry them in my head. Then my hands are always free, because I don’t have to carry a suitcase.
the ethics around nfts is to steal them

Gaylor Moon
Apr 6, 2005

Gender? I hardly know'er

Wow, what a compelling argument. I guess having billions of dollars puts your knowledge of such on par with educated, trained medical professionals.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Gaylor Moon posted:

Wow, what a compelling argument. I guess having billions of dollars puts your knowledge of such on par with educated, trained medical professionals.

but look how many points he has, he is level 129 and I am merely level 3, he is my superior by simple math

holtemon
May 2, 2019

Dancing is forbidden
Medical professionals now get all their training on X dot com the premier go to world town hall of the world #sports #medicine

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you

crispix posted:

you mean emigrate ya fuckin illiterate

I think he actually means integrate

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

coconono posted:

I was in texas all week and didn't see any cybertrucks. Them shits ain't real

Nah they're totally their, just hidden really well. Look for the red and white stripped t-shirt, and walking sticking.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Seems plausible but generally I read more than the headline before deciding if it’s credible.

JAnon
Jul 16, 2023


Kaiju Cage Match posted:

He's JAQIng off.

that's impossible; his dick doesn't work!

Noxville
Dec 7, 2003


Edinburgh couple fume as they are handed £17K bill by Tesla as they 'drove in rain'

Honj Steak
May 31, 2013

Hi there.

Murdstone posted:

Seems plausible but generally I read more than the headline before deciding if it’s credible.

I only look at the pictures!

War Wizard
Jan 4, 2007

:)

"Those who question it were silenced!"

You mean trolls got banned. Wow. Omg. Not the trolls.

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


Is he still mad because his factory got shut down?

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

He will never not be mad about anything that has happened to him in life

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

coconono posted:

I was in texas all week and didn't see any cybertrucks. Them shits ain't real

Did you check near schools and parks and other places children congregate?

This Is the Zodiac
Feb 4, 2003

Most cybertruk enthusiasts are court-ordered to stay away from places like that.

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!

It literally rains 5 days out of 7 here, what a dumb lovely car.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

they should @elon musk on x im sure he'll get it straightened out

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


lol remember the simple days when you could hate Elon because he was a self-serious tech bro who made bad cars and that was it?

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

thathonkey posted:

they should @elon musk on x im sure he'll get it straightened out

still love the car!

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
short list of things that make elon happy:

* stealing le epic memes
* ivf'ing random women
* saying teslas can float briefly
* nazi ideals

anything else missing

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

poisonpill posted:

lol remember the simple days when you could hate Elon because he was a self-serious tech bro who made bad cars and that was it?

I mean to be fair, the chance of your average self-serious tech bro also being being a massive tool and loud mouth bigot is very high.

He is impressively open about it though.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

thathonkey posted:

short list of things that make elon happy:

* stealing le epic memes
* ivf'ing random women
* saying teslas can float briefly
* nazi ideals

anything else missing

drilling holes in monkeys

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My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.
dont forget littering the sky with his satellites

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