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LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


One of the big dark web exchanges was literally called "White House Market", which felt like it trying to be so obviously a trap that no one believes it could actually be a trap.

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jjack229
Feb 14, 2008
Articulate your needs. I'm here to listen.

Runcible Cat posted:

dark-web-marketplace-not-the.fbi.gov

If you ask them if they are the FBI, they have to tell you, otherwise it is entrapment.

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer

smackfu posted:

So was the FBI just running that “dark web marketplace” as a honeypot? There are some real gaps in that narrative.

Probably just scammers. It sounds like they kept coming up with excuses for him to send them more money, without ever doing anything.

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

smackfu posted:

So was the FBI just running that “dark web marketplace” as a honeypot? There are some real gaps in that narrative.

Silk Road 2, which started after Silk Road was shut down, was a honeypot from the start. Had agents on the founding team and everything.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
you all laugh but this website

https://rentahitman.com/

has lead to the arrest of more than a couple of people

SpelledBackwards
Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

I'm more interested in a lease-to-own model if you can provide a reference.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
For that matter it's even a thing in the Hitman games that the three-letter agencies already know about the secret assassin company, and they're among their frequent customers. First mission in Hitman 2016 has 47 carrying out a hit specifically contracted by MI6.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

LanceHunter posted:

One of the big dark web exchanges was literally called "White House Market", which felt like it trying to be so obviously a trap that no one believes it could actually be a trap.

tbf whitehouse.com wasnt owned by the feds in the 90s

SimonChris posted:

Probably just scammers. It sounds like they kept coming up with excuses for him to send them more money, without ever doing anything.

the harm reductive way of running hitman services

Chin Strap
Nov 24, 2002

I failed my TFLC Toxx, but I no longer need a double chin strap :buddy:
Pillbug

Alan Smithee posted:

tbf whitehouse.com wasnt owned by the feds in the 90s

Wasn't that a porn site?

Kenshin
Jan 10, 2007

Chin Strap posted:

Wasn't that a porn site?

It sure was! Pretty sure it wasn't even very good

Chaotic Flame
Jun 1, 2009

So...


I remember going there as a kid when I was looking for something for a class. Probably a report on presidents or something. Did it with my Dad in the room and everything. He was just as confused as I was lol

Karia
Mar 27, 2013

Self-portrait, Snake on a Plane
Oil painting, c. 1482-1484
Leonardo DaVinci (1452-1591)

Ghost Leviathan posted:

For that matter it's even a thing in the Hitman games that the three-letter agencies already know about the secret assassin company, and they're among their frequent customers. First mission in Hitman 2016 has 47 carrying out a hit specifically contracted by MI6.

smdh even the CIA can't escape the push to privatize critical government functions

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Residency Evil posted:

Just in case there's any confusion: as it turns out, a kid is 100000% more work than a puppy.

Both are pretty cute though.

Legal to sell a puppy, not a kid, bad investment the lockup period is infinity.

icecastle
Jun 9, 2008
That massive investigation only led to a single year of prison time but the feds are taking '3 billion' in civil forfeiture.

Kenshin
Jan 10, 2007

icecastle posted:

That massive investigation only led to a single year of prison time but the feds are taking '3 billion' in civil forfeiture.

Well technically he only stole whatever it was worth when it was stolen, not 3 billion

I think that's also the argument his lawyer is making so I'm not sure I should be making the same one, but still...

Cerekk
Sep 24, 2004

Oh my god, JC!
Also, theft of crypto and/or crypto-related fraud is a public good since it reinforces the status of crypto as a token without legitimate uses

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




Chaotic Flame posted:

I remember going there as a kid when I was looking for something for a class. Probably a report on presidents or something. Did it with my Dad in the room and everything. He was just as confused as I was lol

What grade did you get on the report?

XXX

Spokes
Jan 9, 2010

Thanks for a MONSTER of an avatar, Awful Survivor Mods!

Kenshin posted:

Well technically he only stole whatever it was worth when it was stolen, not 3 billion

i'm sure the law covers this, but it's a really interesting thing to think about

smackfu
Jun 7, 2004

IANAL but thought this was an interesting google result on that subject:

https://www.justice.gov/archives/jm/criminal-resource-manual-1316-national-stolen-property-act-value-defined

quote:

The value may be determined at the time of theft or its transportation for prosecutions under 18 U.S.C. § 2314, United States v. McMahan, 548 F.2d 712 (7th Cir. 1977), and at time of theft or at anytime during its receipt, possession, concealment, or disposition under 18 U.S.C. § 2315.

icecastle
Jun 9, 2008
By seizing his hard drives would the feds have been able to access his bitcoin or would they also need a seedphrase or something that could have been stored elsewhere? I wonder if his options were basically take a plea deal for 1 year and you surrender your '3 billion' to us or you don't give us the '3 billion 'and you spend the rest of your life in prison? Wire fraud has a maximum penalty of 20 years so it seems like he got off very light and he didn't flip on anyone.

notwithoutmyanus
Mar 17, 2009
Wouldn't wire fraud be per-count charges? So I'm sure they can threaten a lifetime in jail.

icecastle
Jun 9, 2008

notwithoutmyanus posted:

Wouldn't wire fraud be per-count charges? So I'm sure they can threaten a lifetime in jail.

True, life in jail was an exaggeration. I still think he may have been compelled to turn over the keys and in return he got a very light sentence . Very GWM of the feds.

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
Generally, sentences imposed at the same trial will run concurrently, so getting convicted for 100 counts of wire fraud doesn’t necessarily lead to a longer sentence than 1 count. The judge is just more likely to pick a sentence at the upper end of the range for the crime.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Chaotic Flame posted:

I remember going there as a kid when I was looking for something for a class. Probably a report on presidents or something. Did it with my Dad in the room and everything. He was just as confused as I was lol

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

rjmccall posted:

Generally, sentences imposed at the same trial will run concurrently, so getting convicted for 100 counts of wire fraud doesn’t necessarily lead to a longer sentence than 1 count. The judge is just more likely to pick a sentence at the upper end of the range for the crime.

this is subject to a lotta judicial discretion a lot of the time, tho

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
For sure

Cacafuego
Jul 22, 2007

Not hotlinking to this one as it’s on r/personalfinance, but have some BWSL - almost $1million in student loans

“My partner and I have so much student loan debt that our basic cost of living plus loan payments exceed our combined income. Is there anything we can do?”

quote:

Any advice would be awesome. For context I (30M) and my wife (32F) seem to be in a much worse situation with student loans than most people we know. I got a terminal, 8-year degree and she got two masters degrees then went to medical school. Our parents only ever gave us bad advice when it came to college, so it now seems.
Fast forward to now. I have a high-stress but stable job making $60/hr and she has a mediocre job (she failed out of med school during COVID). I make $6,000/month and she makes $3,000/month AFTER taxes and deductions.
We were doing alright on 9k/month until loans started back up.

My bills per month:

Fed student loan: $1,400 (IBR-lowest payment after calling servicer to negotiate)
Private student loan: $600 (already refinanced)
Mortgage: $2,200 (was $1,600 but a property value levy just passed and it went up overnight since our house is now valued at 400k)
Utilities/HOA fees: $600ish
Car loan: $440
Medical debt: $300
Credit card min payment: $400
Malpractice ins: $40
Professional licensure: $40
Gym membership: $80
Cell phone: $80

Her bills per month:

Fed student loan: $700 (IBR)
Private student loan: $2,300 (refinanced, no other option, we’ve tried and tried a lot)

….she is currently not paying her $2,300/month private student loan because we have to afford groceries but they sent her to collections.

We met with two debt counselors and bankruptcy is apparently not an option for her because we “make too much” and you can’t bankrupt on student loans. Both suggested we move in with our parents which is not an option…


As you can see our basic bills are more than we make and we aren’t living above our means. Rent in our area is very close to our mortgage payment and the housing market is bad.

Are we as screwed as the debt counselors said?
Any tips that don’t involve fleeing society or life?
It doesn’t seem worth it to work an extremely high stress job to never be able to get ahead. Getting told I am not eligible for anything because I make too much money is becoming unbearable and I’m starting to regret going to college at all.


Update 1: I did not expect to generate this much response. For the record. I am a pharmacist, the only way I could be one was the path of student loans since my family was not wealthy. I knew I would have loans but didn’t realize the extent until I was halfway through grad school at 23.
I owe 400k in federal loans and 60k in private loans.

My wife wanted to be a doctor more than anything in the world and didn’t expect to fail out of medical school. She would have been just fine.
She now owes 200k in federal loans and 300k in private loans. There is no IBR option on her private loan. And that is the problem.

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


Move back with parents and sell the house would be my advice too

extravadanza
Oct 19, 2007
At some point BWM becomes Sad With Money, like this. My wife was also victim to her parents telling her to just take out whatever loans you need, it will pay off in spades. Thank god she finished the degree and we are like at year 8 of 10 working towards PSLF and then we can be free of that massive burden.

Feels even worse when our boomer parents forward us articles about how student debt forgiveness is teaching people a 'chump lesson' or whatever.

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
the big place where this went wrong is wife failing out of med school so my advice would be don't do that

Ham Equity
Apr 16, 2013

The first thing we do, let's kill all the cars.
Grimey Drawer

extravadanza posted:

At some point BWM becomes Sad With Money, like this. My wife was also victim to her parents telling her to just take out whatever loans you need, it will pay off in spades. Thank god she finished the degree and we are like at year 8 of 10 working towards PSLF and then we can be free of that massive burden.

Feels even worse when our boomer parents forward us articles about how student debt forgiveness is teaching people a 'chump lesson' or whatever.
Just reply by forwarding brochures for the cheapest old folks homes you can find on the other side of the country from you.

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound

extravadanza posted:

At some point BWM becomes Sad With Money, like this. My wife was also victim to her parents telling her to just take out whatever loans you need, it will pay off in spades. Thank god she finished the degree and we are like at year 8 of 10 working towards PSLF and then we can be free of that massive burden.

Feels even worse when our boomer parents forward us articles about how student debt forgiveness is teaching people a 'chump lesson' or whatever.

That's when you go teach English in China and don't come back.

extravadanza
Oct 19, 2007

Ham Equity posted:

Just reply by forwarding brochures for the cheapest old folks homes you can find on the other side of the country from you.


This is fuckin good

Jenkl
Aug 5, 2008

This post needs at least three times more shit!

KYOON GRIFFEY JR posted:

the big place where this went wrong is wife failing out of med school so my advice would be don't do that

It's good advice in general for anyone paying for training or education, med school just sort of cranks it to the extreme.

grenada
Apr 20, 2013
Relax.

Cacafuego posted:

Not hotlinking to this one as it’s on r/personalfinance, but have some BWSL - almost $1million in student loans

“My partner and I have so much student loan debt that our basic cost of living plus loan payments exceed our combined income. Is there anything we can do?”

This has got to be one of those cases where it makes sense for them to legally divorce and then just live together as partners. There's no point for her to work if whatever income she receives is only going to pay interest and never touch the principle. Just a really gross situation and you have to feel bad for them because there is essentially no way out for them since my understanding is that the income-based payments are only for the Federal loans.

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!

Cacafuego posted:

Not hotlinking to this one as it’s on r/personalfinance, but have some BWSL - almost $1million in student loans

“My partner and I have so much student loan debt that our basic cost of living plus loan payments exceed our combined income. Is there anything we can do?”

Moving to another country is probably the least bad solution here. If the debt just got sent to collections, there's probably not a judgment and especially not a lien on the house yet. They can get the proceeds from selling the house out before the student loan people get to that. And a pharmacist isn't too bad as far as getting an employment based visa in a number of English speaking countries. Sucks that they'll never be able to own property in the US again, but assuming it stays civil no reason they couldn't continue to visit family and friends.

Or the wife could get a job in medical sales or something? Two masters degrees and a bunch of medical school credits should be going further than $36k a year take-home. But unless their income skyrockets they would spend so long digging out that it would still be way easier to start over in another country.

AreWeDrunkYet fucked around with this message at 19:38 on Oct 20, 2023

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Never ever take private student loans

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.
The day I discovered that somehow I, my specialist doctor, and the Social Security Administration had somehow managed to properly fill out, send in, process, and accept the proper forms to make my student loans go *poof* was one of the happiest days of my life.

extravadanza
Oct 19, 2007
Just blows my mind we are still letting 17/18yr olds sign up for hundreds of thousands of dollars of loans that are not eligible to be discharged in bankruptcy, don't guarantee income and can't be put on federal income based repayment plans.

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wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer

KYOON GRIFFEY JR posted:

the big place where this went wrong is wife failing out of med school so my advice would be don't do that

Yeah failing out of med school is basically financial suicide. You'll often be left with a 300k+ balance and 0 ability to pay it off.

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