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The Saddest Rhino posted:Last week didn't he say something like he understood something complex and he linked a wikipedia article to prove his knowledge Yeah, he posted a link to "history of slavery" on Wikipedia so that people can see that slavery has always been a thing therefore American slavery wasn't as bad as woke liberals make it out to be
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can't wait until the Cybertruck reaches people and some YouTube gun guy decides he's gonna shoot at it for a video
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Oct 22, 2023 21:51
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kazil posted:Dickipedia. hasn't he famously payed to have some pr on tv shows, movies and all that?
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...! posted:Yeah, he posted a link to "history of slavery" on Wikipedia so that people can see that slavery has always been a thing therefore American slavery wasn't as bad as woke liberals make it out to be Wait I thought he posted it to demonstrate that actually Columbus coming to the Caribbean and enslaving the local population (and then genociding them) to gather gold wasn't that bad actually.
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Oct 22, 2023 22:05
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I don't know if he's actually paid for that, sometimes there's just a fawning idiot in the writer's room. Like he was on Rick and Morty because Harmon and Roiland are huge fans of his. even the staff on that dogshit Simpsons episode have never made mention of Elon paying for his appearance
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Oct 22, 2023 22:07
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There was a Dickipedia but it was about people who were dicks and I think no actual penis' on it.
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Oct 22, 2023 22:08
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follow that camel!! posted:Is there any footage of the Cybertruck being shot, or are we all just taking 30 ball-peen hammer strikes to the door as gospel? wait, people are actually taking that statement seriously? poo poo, I thought we were all joking
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Oct 22, 2023 22:10
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Sankis posted:can't wait until the Cybertruck reaches people and some YouTube gun guy decides he's gonna shoot at it for a video 
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Oct 22, 2023 22:12
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Oct 22, 2023 22:18
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He poo poo his pants and fell asleep?
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Oct 22, 2023 22:20
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Sodium Chloride posted:There was a Dickipedia but it was about people who were dicks and I think no actual penis' on it. You’re looking for wikipenis
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Oct 22, 2023 22:25
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prove you're cooler than elon, gbs. build your own cybertruck
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Oct 22, 2023 22:33
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drat, dude can't keep his roleplay in check
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Oct 22, 2023 22:37
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he was crying tears of joy, actually
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Oct 22, 2023 22:39
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I can't prove Elon paid for his big bang theory appearance but here he is working in a soup kitchen
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Oct 22, 2023 22:42
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Even if he didn't literally pay for it there's no way it wasn't part of a pr campaign elon musk is truly the thomas edison of the 21st century. both love killing animals
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Oct 22, 2023 22:44
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elon was in a lot of tv shows during that brief period of goodwill he had before he accused a cave diver of being a pedophile and bought twitter including being in a bad episode of rick and morty and a worse episode of the simpsons
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Oct 22, 2023 22:46
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elon killed an eagle in the simpsons and this is never acknowledged as a bad thing and lisa calls him the worlds greatest inventor
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Oct 22, 2023 22:49
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maybe lisa was right...
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Oct 22, 2023 22:52
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:prove you're cooler than elon, gbs. build your own cybertruck 🤸♂️💥 💥 〰️⬜⬜⬛ ☁️🔘⬜⬜🔘 👬 🤷♂️🙆♀️
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Oct 22, 2023 22:59
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:elon was in a lot of tv shows during that brief period of goodwill he had before he accused a cave diver of being a pedophile and bought twitter including being in a bad episode of rick and morty and a worse episode of the simpsons Reminder: when conservatives accuse people of heinous things, it's always projection 100% of the time
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:elon was in a lot of tv shows during that brief period of goodwill he had before he accused a cave diver of being a pedophile and bought twitter including being in a bad episode of rick and morty and a worse episode of the simpsons and also a bad episode of snl though that might've been after the pedo cave diver thing, i don't remember
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DaveWoo posted:and also a bad episode of snl his episode of SNL was 2 years ago
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Oct 22, 2023 23:11
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MrQwerty posted:his episode of SNL was 2 years ago I’m still convinced that he bought Twitter thanks to Hard Drive burning him so bad about being a lousy SNL host that he wanted to own it to make sure it never happened again.
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E the Shaggy posted:I’m still convinced that he bought Twitter thanks to Hard Drive burning him so bad about being a lousy SNL host that he wanted to own it to make sure it never happened again. It has been well established he bought twitter to impress his ex-girlfriend Amber Heard who joked that he could do it so he could unban Babylon Bee.
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Oct 22, 2023 23:26
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DaveWoo posted:and also a bad episode of snl they're all bad
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E the Shaggy posted:I’m still convinced that he bought Twitter thanks to Hard Drive burning him so bad about being a lousy SNL host that he wanted to own it to make sure it never happened again. https://hard-drive.net/hd/technology/hard-drive-apologizes-to-elon-musk-for-dunking-on-him-too-hard/
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Oct 22, 2023 23:48
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he bought twitter to ban the teenager posting his flight logs elon could have stopped it by paying 50,000 dollars. instead he spent 44 billion dollars art of the deal
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Powershift posted:It has been well established he bought twitter to impress his ex-girlfriend Amber Heard who joked that he could do it so he could unban Babylon Bee. The text messages that came out as part of his "I don't really want to buy Twitter but have unspeakable secrets that compel me to" court stuff also had Talulah Riley goading him into it, so I assume he mostly just does whatever these exes tell him/he thinks will impress them.
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Oct 23, 2023 00:04
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elon doesnt know what servers and bandwidth are lol
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Oct 23, 2023 00:06
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one of the most popular websites in the world needs a lot of money to operate because it gets a lot of traffic especially if it is ad free like wikipedia elon knows this
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Oct 23, 2023 00:07
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Elon thinks he could run Wikipedia off a gaming PC under his desk with regular Comcast internet. He's an idiot.
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he also bought twitter to get admin access to Grime's DM and probably birdapp tracking metrics , and the one trans kid's DMs.
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kdrudy posted:Elon thinks he could run Wikipedia off a gaming PC under his desk with regular Comcast internet. He's an idiot. He can run Diablo on his gaming pc and that’s way more complicated than a few web pages though. Wikipedia doesn’t even use raytracing so I don’t see why it would take more than an iPhone to run
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:elon doesnt know what servers and bandwidth are lol He knows those are those things in Sacramento that you can save a lot of money on by just yanking the plug out of the wall drat freeloading "IT guys" just sitting around playing on their phones all day being woke
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Elon Musk's stupidity knows no upper bound.
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...! posted:Wait... you're not Agent 47? I've been terrified of you over nothing?! Careful! It might be a trap.
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