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Putin died to death
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Oct 27, 2023 22:56
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Kremlin makes extraordinary claim, says Putin is alive.
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Oct 27, 2023 22:58
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Are you a bad enough mobik to resuscitate the tsar
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Oct 27, 2023 23:02
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We tested Putin for death and he tested very positively in the negative direction
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Oct 27, 2023 23:05
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I killed vladimir putin e: and I'll do it again!
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Oct 27, 2023 23:09
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Blasted diarrhea into his diaper one last time as he died. Death tsar trench run.
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Oct 27, 2023 23:10
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lmao if Death of Stalin is playing out behind closed doors right now It isn't playing out behind closed doors right now.
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Oct 27, 2023 23:24
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Sedgr posted:Hammond is very crash prone so I'd expect when he suddenly just blew up midair the other two died from laughing. 
CannonFodder fucked around with this message at 23:30 on Oct 27, 2023 |
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Oct 27, 2023 23:26
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Putin died after drowning in his own diarrhea
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Oct 27, 2023 23:31
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Sashimi posted:lmao if Death of Stalin is playing out behind closed doors right now the original bullshit lookin report i thought was bullshit because of the recapitulation of anecdotes from the death of stalin but lol if this is just how nutjob russian leader deaths go
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Oct 27, 2023 23:37
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"And one more thing, I'm not dead. Be sure to put in the paper how not dead I am. "
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Oct 28, 2023 00:05
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Corpse of Kremlin physician who issued certificate of not-dead found in office. Mystery deepens.
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Oct 28, 2023 00:09
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Putin is dead, and making GBS threads his pants, and drinking horse cum
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Oct 28, 2023 00:13
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https://twitter.com/naalsio26/status/1717997189643841904#m oof.
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Oct 28, 2023 00:15
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Sedgr posted:Hammond is very crash prone so I'd expect when he suddenly just blew up midair the other two died from laughing. *powered drag car.
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Oct 28, 2023 01:49
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 Get your red hot copes, fresh today
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Oct 28, 2023 01:56
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Putin Dead, Suka Blyat?
Vaginaface fucked around with this message at 03:24 on Oct 28, 2023 |
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Oct 28, 2023 03:21
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My President is bylat not.
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Oct 28, 2023 06:04
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He burned, fell over, and then sank into the diarrhea.
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Oct 28, 2023 08:56
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Karate Bastard posted:He burned, fell over, and then sank into the diarrhea. That makes it sound like Putin is a low res sprite on an early 2000's fps shooter.
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Oct 28, 2023 09:09
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If only there were an easy, impossible to disprove way to show that someone, who by the way is supposed to be a head of state and public figure anyway, was still alive.
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Oct 28, 2023 09:12
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HonorableTB posted:Are you a bad enough mobik to resuscitate the tsar What if that mobik was the prison cock? Uh oh
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Oct 28, 2023 09:17
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Putin died so Putin can live
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Oct 28, 2023 09:29
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Why the gently caress are you posting the S*n in here
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Oct 28, 2023 09:45
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Bunker grandpa is just shy ok?
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Oct 28, 2023 10:55
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I swear Putin has done this before where he's pretended to be dead and then popped back up
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Oct 28, 2023 11:39
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Der Kyhe posted:If only there were an easy, impossible to disprove way to show that someone, who by the way is supposed to be a head of state and public figure anyway, was still alive. freelop posted:I swear Putin has done this before where he's pretended to be dead and then popped back up It is official Kremlin policy not to do additional public appearances when these kinds of rumors are swirling around. The reasoning is probably that if they get into the habit of doing this, when the president does actually die/get incapacitated for medical reasons (potentially temporarily), they won't be able to hide it. There have been in the past long periods where Putin was not seen at all publicly, with all kinds of rumors going around, until after a month or so he's suddenly in public again looking healthy as ever. So this might just be situation normal. Of course, when he does finally kick the bucket, this is exactly what it will look like at first. So we can hope?
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Oct 28, 2023 12:21
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Putin's rear end has been compromised to a permanent end. it can no longer hold back any amount of poo poo.
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Oct 28, 2023 12:39
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Putin went down to Ukraine to personally destory the ATACMS with his bare hands.
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Oct 28, 2023 13:15
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The Kremlin is just a Weekend at Bernie's sequel now
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Oct 28, 2023 13:45
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Stiff arms swooping and vaguely pointing every which way as the president's pale lips squeak in a very Shoigu falsetto voice about keeping up bombing civilians and building dachas.
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Oct 28, 2023 13:49
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Presiden't.
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Oct 28, 2023 13:50
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Not my president 
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Oct 28, 2023 14:07
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 Holy poo poo he really is dead then Lmao
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Oct 28, 2023 14:26
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GABA ghoul posted:Somehow even worse. Only very, very few students are involved with them. They are almost exclusively male and have strong nativist tendencies (a couple of years ago their national association tried to expulse a frat because they let in an Asian looking German). You forgot to mention the excessive alcohol consumption and specialised toilet furniture.
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Oct 28, 2023 15:24
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:The Kremlin is just a Weekend at Bernie's sequel now Weekend at Blyaties.
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Oct 28, 2023 15:27
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Weekend at Blyaties. He's Putin the comedy in the calamity
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Oct 28, 2023 15:32
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The junk collector posted:He's Putin the comedy in the calamity He's Putin, on the fritz.
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Oct 28, 2023 15:33
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I can't even begin to guess what actually happens if Putin dies. Do the generals keep going with the war, sunk cost fallacy style? Or do they just call it all off?
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Oct 28, 2023 16:36
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Neddy Seagoon posted:He's Putin, on the fritz.
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