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1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF
He owned in Fight Club

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Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
Oh yeah, I forgot he was in that (mostly just to get beaten) and American Psycho as well.

Glottis
May 29, 2002

No. It's necessary.
Yam Slacker

veni veni veni posted:

I really wish I could remove him from Bladerunner 2049 and swap him out with someone better.

Just close your eyes and imagine it was David Bowie as originally intended

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
im not sure David Bowie is an upgrade in the sex crime or acting departments

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Try getting a reservation at Dorsia now, you loving stupid bastard!

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
Leto is an actual good actor even if you hate the guy

nonathlon
Jul 9, 2004
And yet, somehow, now it's my fault ...

Punkin Spunkin posted:

Is House of Gucci worthwhile? Like cartoonish fun or...? I do love me some Ridley Scott and The Last Duel was awesome, I just always forget he had another movie.

It feels in the middle, quality wise. It's not quite bad enough to be entertaining (the cod-Italian accents, the melodramatic acting) and there's some people turning in good roles there (Driver, Gaga) and some nice scenery but there's not really enough of that to make it a good film.

Wolfsheim
Dec 23, 2003

"Ah," Ratz had said, at last, "the artiste."

Punkin Spunkin posted:

Oh yeah, I forgot he was in that (mostly just to get beaten) and American Psycho as well.

1glitch0 posted:

He owned in Fight Club

Yeah when I say Leto's bad method acting I don't mean these fairly standard roles, I mean his recent trend of mailing people blood because he needs to get inside the twisted mind of the Joker, or literally making himself blind to play the blind CEO in BR2049 (who can still see through drones so his dumbass method didn't even make sense here) or, in the one good instance, playing Super Mario in House of Gucci

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
I was about to say Jared Leto in House of Gucci is proof he should've played Mario, watching it rn. Entertaining enough. If it were directed by Martin Scorsese and 8 hours long they'd call it the greatest thing since sliced bread.

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
*Lady Gaga talking like Count Dracula opposite Jared Leto talking like Super Mario* WE WAAANT TO BUUUY YOUR SHARES OF GUUUCCI

"Never confuse poo poo with chocolato. They may look the same. But the taste very different, trust me, I know..."- Jared Leto as Paolo Gucci

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock
I was like «wait Leto was in the horror series I just watched? I don’t remember him» but that was the house of Usher.

Mark Hamill is there though, who I didn’t recognize.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

Leto is an actual good actor even if you hate the guy

I'm still trying to figure out how bad he was in Dallas Buyers Club

Its horrible that he was cast instead of someone who actually was trans. But I did feel alot with the plotline. But doesn't having someone cis doing that role turn it into minstrel?

gently caress you Leto I don't need this

teagone
Jun 10, 2003

That was pretty intense, huh?

I got around to binging Pachinko over the last 2 days at the recommendation of my cousin. I cried so much. What a series, sheesh. Can't wait for season 2.

Papercut
Aug 24, 2005

teagone posted:

I got around to binging Pachinko over the last 2 days at the recommendation of my cousin. I cried so much. What a series, sheesh. Can't wait for season 2.

Yeah it was fantastic. They book is really good too if you want more.

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




I saw Leto front his band last weekend at the emo festival. He wore a silver cape and was amazing.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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I told you, 30 Seconds to Mars is a band, not a fact!

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


Three episodes into Fall of Usher and it's not for me.
the debauchery stuff just fell flat to me

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Upsidads posted:

Three episodes into Fall of Usher and it's not for me.
the debauchery stuff just fell flat to me

It definitely tries a bit too hard to be edgy with the youngest son. Actually never mind every single one of them is a sexual weirdo outside of the bald chick. But maybe that’s to be expected growing up a billionaire.

HardKase
Jul 15, 2007
TASTY
Captain Laserhawk is the weirdest poo poo ive seen in a while.

Its like a 6 episode ubisoft ad, but its awesome and doesn't give a gently caress.

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


Haptical Sales Slut posted:

It definitely tries a bit too hard to be edgy with the youngest son. Actually never mind every single one of them is a sexual weirdo outside of the bald chick. But maybe that’s to be expected growing up a billionaire.

I was sick and finished it, they have a chatbot as a major reveal. It's awful

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock

Upsidads posted:

I was sick and finished it, they have a chatbot as a major reveal. It's awful

I though it was funny that they had so many scenes dedicated to it just to conclude it with a nevermore shitpost

Nightmare Cinema
Apr 4, 2020

no.
Pluto fucks.

Papercut
Aug 24, 2005
No Hard Feelings: Jennifer Lawrence is too good for this poo poo, the story is just total nonsense. But she's funny as usual and her co-star is a total surprise, he's incredibly talented. It wasn't good but it was entertaining enough, I don't regret watching it.

SCheeseman
Apr 23, 2003

Upsidads posted:

I was sick and finished it, they have a chatbot as a major reveal. It's awful

A lovely chatbot that was created as a way for an egocentric billionaire with desires to become godqueen to delude themselves into thinking they can live forever, though resulting in a failure state identical to the kind of infinite loop LLM chatbots are known to get stuck in. I thought it was pretty clever.

SCheeseman fucked around with this message at 02:21 on Oct 30, 2023

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS

Papercut posted:

No Hard Feelings: Jennifer Lawrence is too good for this poo poo, the story is just total nonsense. But she's funny as usual and her co-star is a total surprise, he's incredibly talented. It wasn't good but it was entertaining enough, I don't regret watching it.

I saw it in the theater. Not a movie I had any interest in but my parents were in town so we decided it was a good film to go check out.

Nothing like sitting next to your dad with graphic full frontal nudity on the big screen.

Class Warcraft
Apr 27, 2006


Medullah posted:


Nothing like sitting next to your dad with graphic full frontal nudity on the big screen.

I kinda miss the days when you'd pick something at Blockbuster based on the cover and just roll the dice. This is how we ended up watching Species for family movie night when I was 9.

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


Wasn't the cover a half nude green lady?
Not Shrek 3

badjohny
Oct 6, 2005




Pluto was fantastic and I could not stop watching it.

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!



Not sure what you’re referring to so I’ll just google this phrase

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


DeimosRising posted:

Not sure what you’re referring to so I’ll just google this phrase

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuRjmzz6qL0

I don't know either but I had to link this

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Papercut posted:

No Hard Feelings: Jennifer Lawrence is too good for this poo poo, the story is just total nonsense. But she's funny as usual and her co-star is a total surprise, he's incredibly talented. It wasn't good but it was entertaining enough, I don't regret watching it.

Yeah I watched the first 10 minutes and it didn't have any jokes just someone being terrible lol. No thanks.

Class Warcraft
Apr 27, 2006


Upsidads posted:

Wasn't the cover a half nude green lady?
Not Shrek 3

Exec 1: How should we promote our sci-fi softcore porno?

Exec 2: Just put some H.R. Giger poo poo on the cover.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
Someone else said it in either this thread or another but it's so true: No Hard Feelings is a fun movie but would be way more awful if the genders were swapped. I never thought anything could top the cringe of a genderswapped Forrest/Jenny relationship but they did it, they really did.

Papercut
Aug 24, 2005

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

Someone else said it in either this thread or another but it's so true: No Hard Feelings is a fun movie but would be way more awful if the genders were swapped. I never thought anything could top the cringe of a genderswapped Forrest/Jenny relationship but they did it, they really did.

Don't worry, the 32-year-old is aggressively trying to gently caress the 19-year-old as part of a secret business arrangement, that makes it okay or something?

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

Class Warcraft posted:

Exec 1: How should we promote our sci-fi softcore porno?

Exec 2: Just put some H.R. Giger poo poo on the cover.



The first Species is just horny 90s sci-fi, they don’t go full softcore until the sequels.

The first one’s almost a real movie, it’s got Forest Whitaker and Alfred Molina!

Glottis
May 29, 2002

No. It's necessary.
Yam Slacker

Big Mean Jerk posted:

The first Species is just horny 90s sci-fi, they don’t go full softcore until the sequels.

The first one’s almost a real movie, it’s got Forest Whitaker and Alfred Molina!

Alfred Molina shows up in the weirdest places though, I have no clue what motivates that dude to choose a movie

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

Glottis posted:

Alfred Molina shows up in the weirdest places though, I have no clue what motivates that dude to choose a movie

He’s definitely one of those “pay me for a day to make your movie seem classier than it actually is” guys

Parakeet vs. Phone
Nov 6, 2009

Big Mean Jerk posted:

He’s definitely one of those “pay me for a day to make your movie seem classier than it actually is” guys

It's been a long time, but he was on Craig Ferguson's show once for the press tour for Sorceror's Apprentice. They just goofed off and almost forgot to do the plug, like Ferguson did a lot. So Ferguson asks at the last minute how the movie was and Molina just shrugs and says that the check cleared so it was fine in his book.

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


two episodes in,
they didnt gently caress up Pluto
watch pluto
its a great scifi/snime mashup murder mystery

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A MIRACLE
Sep 17, 2007

All right. It's Saturday night; I have no date, a two-liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix-tape... Let's rock.

I've been watching a sci fi cartoon on hbo and its pretty cool, very different. kinda jean giraud art style

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