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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Here’s my odds on potential plots.

50% Ocarina of Time
25% Breath of the Wild
25% Something original

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Gorilla Radio
May 10, 2007
On behalf of the Serbs, we're very sorry for the Hillary Clinton sniper incident. Next time, we'll aim better.
1.5 hours of "HEY, LISTEN"

Waffle!
Aug 6, 2004

I Feel Pretty!


Why don't they do the Zelda movie in CG like Mario was?

Cast Rob Schneider to voice a wizzrobe or some poo poo.

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

Waffle! posted:

Why don't they do the Zelda movie in CG like Mario was?

Cast Rob Schneider to voice a wizzrobe or some poo poo.

cast rob schneider into a pit more like it

Orange Crush Rush
May 7, 2009

You don't need thumbs for revenge
Does anyone have that *Nervous Laughter* “What the gently caress?” gif handy? Because that’s basically my thoughts right now.

Palmtree Panic
Jul 28, 2007

He has no style, he has no grace
Live action Zelda is going to be such a dumpster fire. Avi Arad was a producer for Morbius.

Can't wait for it.

xedo
Nov 7, 2011

48 Hour Boner posted:

For what, the Majora's Mask movie?

Well, yes, but instead let's just get David Lynch to do a links awakening movie.

Fun Times!
Dec 26, 2010
Dwayne Johnson as the lead Goron

Bleck
Jan 7, 2014

No matter how one loves, there are always different aims. Love can take a great many forms, whatever the era.

Orange Crush Rush posted:

Does anyone have that *Nervous Laughter* “What the gently caress?” gif handy? Because that’s basically my thoughts right now.

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

Any bets on a Ganon or a witch taking Links voice at the beginning of the movie and he’s still the silent protagonist? And Navi's voice? It’s Chris Pratt.

Sorry, just trying to cram as many bad ideas as possible into one post.

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
They should get *sifts through list of random actors* oh, Chris Pratt to voice Link

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.
Zach Galifianakis as Error

AlphaKeny1
Feb 17, 2006

elijah wood as tingle please

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

I will NOT watch a live action Zelda movie

The Maroon Hawk
May 10, 2008

Patrick Warburton as Groose and I'm sold

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

thinking of which hollywood actor does the best HYA

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"

48 Hour Boner posted:

For what, the Majora's Mask movie?

...It being based on Majora's Mask is the only Zelda movie I'd be interested in seeing. :ohdear:

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


Dampé DeVito.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


The absolute best part about a Zelda movie is that the prospects for a Metroid movie are now a lot closer than I ever thought possible.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Cartoon Man posted:

The absolute best part about a Zelda movie is that the prospects for a Metroid movie are now a lot closer than I ever thought possible.

Never gonna happen is closer than never ever gonna happen? I mean, I guess..

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"

Pollyanna posted:

Dampé DeVito.

Adam Driver as the Song of Storms windmill music box guy.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
It should be a musical. Except not written by the hamilton fraud.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Waltzing Along posted:

Never gonna happen is closer than never ever gonna happen? I mean, I guess..

I know right, it’s not like Metroid Dread ever happened. Or a Mario movie ever happened. Or an upcoming Zelda movie is ever gonna happen. Hell, is the Switch 2 ever gonna happen?

WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016

Pillbug
Maybe they'll cast a lady to be Link

edit: Kristen Stewart for Link

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

a.lo posted:

I will NOT watch a live action Zelda movie

i will watch it twice, then

Larryb
Oct 5, 2010

Cartoon Man posted:

The absolute best part about a Zelda movie is that the prospects for a Metroid movie are now a lot closer than I ever thought possible.

We’ve had at least 4 Metroid movies, it’s called the Alien franchise (though seriously I’m not entirely sure how you could make something unique out of that)

glassyalabolas
Oct 21, 2006
I want to bowl with the gangsters...

2 hours of the movie is Link figuring out the water temple.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Cartoon Man posted:

I know right, it’s not like Metroid Dread ever happened. Or a Mario movie ever happened. Or an upcoming Zelda movie is ever gonna happen. Hell, is the Switch 2 ever gonna happen?

I guess you are one of those metroid fans who don't understand it's a niche series that has barely been successful. I hate to break it to you, but it's more likely we will see Kirby or Splatoon than metroid. Metroid games have barely ever sold particularly well. There's a reason Nintendo abandoned it for years and finally brought it back when they had a 100 million selling console. And even then it still didn't sell all that great. All the metroid games combined have sold fewer than 22 million copies. Over 35 years. That's not the sort of thing that leads to spending a hundred million dollars making a movie.

The sad thing is metroid would translate to a movie better than the big nintendo franchises would.

Bleck
Jan 7, 2014

No matter how one loves, there are always different aims. Love can take a great many forms, whatever the era.
I'll accept a live action Kirby movie but only if it's two straight hours of a bunch of human people cooing at Kirby and feeding him things.

An Actual Princess
Dec 23, 2006

i'm not going to watch it

glassyalabolas
Oct 21, 2006
I want to bowl with the gangsters...

They better include Tingle and it be better Jack Black.

Electromax
May 6, 2007
Get Robert Eggers to direct Majora's Mask and I'll watch it

48 Hour Boner
May 26, 2005

I think something's wrong with this thing

glassyalabolas posted:

They better include Tingle and it be better Jack Black.

Tingle, Tingle, Tingle Tingle tingle
Tingle, Tingle, Tingle Tingle Tingle
Koo, loo, limpaaaahhhh


*To the tune of "Peaches", Super Mario Bros, Black, Jack, 2022

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

i hope they give Link a gun

ONE YEAR LATER
Apr 13, 2004

Fry old buddy, it's me, Bender!
Oven Wrangler
I hope there is full frontal and link is smooth as a Ken doll

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

An Actual Princess posted:

i'm not going to watch it

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Sony Pictures make the worst films on earth.

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

why bring in full frontal when you can just add the real char aznable

Huzzah!
Sep 15, 2007

Malnutrition is scarier than any beastie.
cant wait for the nintendo cinamatic universe to culminate in smash bros the movie.

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hatty
Feb 28, 2011

Pork Pro
Havent watched the mario movie and wont watch this Zeld one

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