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Here’s my odds on potential plots. 50% Ocarina of Time 25% Breath of the Wild 25% Something original
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# ? Nov 7, 2023 23:51 |
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 06:30 |
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1.5 hours of "HEY, LISTEN"
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# ? Nov 7, 2023 23:53 |
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Why don't they do the Zelda movie in CG like Mario was? Cast Rob Schneider to voice a wizzrobe or some poo poo.
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# ? Nov 7, 2023 23:54 |
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Waffle! posted:Why don't they do the Zelda movie in CG like Mario was? cast rob schneider into a pit more like it
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# ? Nov 7, 2023 23:56 |
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Does anyone have that *Nervous Laughter* “What the gently caress?” gif handy? Because that’s basically my thoughts right now.
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# ? Nov 7, 2023 23:57 |
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Live action Zelda is going to be such a dumpster fire. Avi Arad was a producer for Morbius. Can't wait for it.
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# ? Nov 7, 2023 23:57 |
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48 Hour Boner posted:For what, the Majora's Mask movie? Well, yes, but instead let's just get David Lynch to do a links awakening movie.
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# ? Nov 8, 2023 00:02 |
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Dwayne Johnson as the lead Goron
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# ? Nov 8, 2023 00:02 |
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Orange Crush Rush posted:Does anyone have that *Nervous Laughter* “What the gently caress?” gif handy? Because that’s basically my thoughts right now.
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# ? Nov 8, 2023 00:02 |
Any bets on a Ganon or a witch taking Links voice at the beginning of the movie and he’s still the silent protagonist? And Navi's voice? It’s Chris Pratt. Sorry, just trying to cram as many bad ideas as possible into one post.
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# ? Nov 8, 2023 00:03 |
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They should get *sifts through list of random actors* oh, Chris Pratt to voice Link
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# ? Nov 8, 2023 00:03 |
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Zach Galifianakis as Error
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# ? Nov 8, 2023 00:04 |
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elijah wood as tingle please
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# ? Nov 8, 2023 00:08 |
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I will NOT watch a live action Zelda movie
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# ? Nov 8, 2023 00:11 |
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Patrick Warburton as Groose and I'm sold
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# ? Nov 8, 2023 00:15 |
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thinking of which hollywood actor does the best HYA
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# ? Nov 8, 2023 00:17 |
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48 Hour Boner posted:For what, the Majora's Mask movie? ...It being based on Majora's Mask is the only Zelda movie I'd be interested in seeing.
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# ? Nov 8, 2023 00:21 |
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Dampé DeVito.
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# ? Nov 8, 2023 00:23 |
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The absolute best part about a Zelda movie is that the prospects for a Metroid movie are now a lot closer than I ever thought possible.
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# ? Nov 8, 2023 00:25 |
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Cartoon Man posted:The absolute best part about a Zelda movie is that the prospects for a Metroid movie are now a lot closer than I ever thought possible. Never gonna happen is closer than never ever gonna happen? I mean, I guess..
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# ? Nov 8, 2023 00:28 |
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Pollyanna posted:Dampé DeVito. Adam Driver as the Song of Storms windmill music box guy.
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# ? Nov 8, 2023 00:28 |
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It should be a musical. Except not written by the hamilton fraud.
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# ? Nov 8, 2023 00:30 |
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Waltzing Along posted:Never gonna happen is closer than never ever gonna happen? I mean, I guess.. I know right, it’s not like Metroid Dread ever happened. Or a Mario movie ever happened. Or an upcoming Zelda movie is ever gonna happen. Hell, is the Switch 2 ever gonna happen?
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# ? Nov 8, 2023 00:30 |
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Maybe they'll cast a lady to be Link edit: Kristen Stewart for Link
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# ? Nov 8, 2023 00:35 |
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a.lo posted:I will NOT watch a live action Zelda movie i will watch it twice, then
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# ? Nov 8, 2023 00:38 |
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Cartoon Man posted:The absolute best part about a Zelda movie is that the prospects for a Metroid movie are now a lot closer than I ever thought possible. We’ve had at least 4 Metroid movies, it’s called the Alien franchise (though seriously I’m not entirely sure how you could make something unique out of that)
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# ? Nov 8, 2023 00:40 |
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2 hours of the movie is Link figuring out the water temple.
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# ? Nov 8, 2023 00:45 |
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Cartoon Man posted:I know right, it’s not like Metroid Dread ever happened. Or a Mario movie ever happened. Or an upcoming Zelda movie is ever gonna happen. Hell, is the Switch 2 ever gonna happen? I guess you are one of those metroid fans who don't understand it's a niche series that has barely been successful. I hate to break it to you, but it's more likely we will see Kirby or Splatoon than metroid. Metroid games have barely ever sold particularly well. There's a reason Nintendo abandoned it for years and finally brought it back when they had a 100 million selling console. And even then it still didn't sell all that great. All the metroid games combined have sold fewer than 22 million copies. Over 35 years. That's not the sort of thing that leads to spending a hundred million dollars making a movie. The sad thing is metroid would translate to a movie better than the big nintendo franchises would.
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# ? Nov 8, 2023 00:46 |
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I'll accept a live action Kirby movie but only if it's two straight hours of a bunch of human people cooing at Kirby and feeding him things.
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# ? Nov 8, 2023 00:49 |
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i'm not going to watch it
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# ? Nov 8, 2023 00:52 |
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They better include Tingle and it be better Jack Black.
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# ? Nov 8, 2023 00:54 |
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Get Robert Eggers to direct Majora's Mask and I'll watch it
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# ? Nov 8, 2023 00:55 |
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glassyalabolas posted:They better include Tingle and it be better Jack Black. Tingle, Tingle, Tingle Tingle tingle Tingle, Tingle, Tingle Tingle Tingle Koo, loo, limpaaaahhhh *To the tune of "Peaches", Super Mario Bros, Black, Jack, 2022
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# ? Nov 8, 2023 00:56 |
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i hope they give Link a gun
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# ? Nov 8, 2023 00:57 |
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I hope there is full frontal and link is smooth as a Ken doll
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# ? Nov 8, 2023 01:01 |
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An Actual Princess posted:i'm not going to watch it
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# ? Nov 8, 2023 01:03 |
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Sony Pictures make the worst films on earth.
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# ? Nov 8, 2023 01:03 |
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why bring in full frontal when you can just add the real char aznable
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# ? Nov 8, 2023 01:03 |
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cant wait for the nintendo cinamatic universe to culminate in smash bros the movie.
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# ? Nov 8, 2023 01:03 |
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 06:30 |
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Havent watched the mario movie and wont watch this Zeld one
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# ? Nov 8, 2023 01:11 |