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Dracula Appraiser posted:It's insane the Switch is almost 8-years-old. I swear it feels like it's coming up on year 5. It's a 2015 SoC developed in 2013, downclocked to roughly the performance of a console developed in 2003 and released in 2005 (the Xbox 360).
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Nov 8, 2023 06:10
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Ganondorf is going to be the Rock's new Black Adam.
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Nov 8, 2023 06:18
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Cojawfee posted:How do you not get Studio Ghibli to make the Zelda movie? Live action Zelda is going to suck rear end. Oh wait, I get it. They have to make the lovely live action one and then in 30 years, they will make a good one. Studio Ghibdo
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CPColin posted:Studio Ghibdo Miyazaki gonna be an undead mummy, making films for eternity
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Nov 8, 2023 06:25
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zelda seems about as up miyazaki’s wheelhouse as like deep impact. just…no.
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Nov 8, 2023 06:34
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Then get the people who made Scavenger's Reign. I want to see the horrific things a deku scrub would do to a wayward traveler.
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Nov 8, 2023 06:35
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Zelda actually seems like a Speilberg movie.
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Nov 8, 2023 07:06
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i had a bad zelda movie thought so i decided it must be shared they replace the music that would play when link gets the master sword, say the main zelda theme or whatever, with holding out for a hero by bonnie tyler
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Nov 8, 2023 09:19
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Riding through the Gerudo Desert on Epona to Take on Me, you can only hear the orchestral medley of Zelda desert music on the OST
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Not a Children posted:Riding through the Gerudo Desert on Epona to Giddy Up, Buttercup, you can only hear the orchestral medley of Zelda desert music on the OST  Non Compos Mentis posted:i had a bad zelda movie thought so i decided it must be shared 
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Nov 8, 2023 11:52
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Leonardo decaprio as the guy in the toilet reaching his hand out
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Nov 8, 2023 12:02
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I want it to look exactly like the Warcraft movie. All male characters are cgi and the lady elves are all humans in cosplay. Eddie Murphy as Epona.
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Nov 8, 2023 12:56
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I want it to look like Labyrinth. Human Link, fantastic puppet creatures, sexy Ganondorf.
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Nov 8, 2023 13:16
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abelwingnut posted:zelda seems about as up miyazaki’s wheelhouse as like deep impact. Nausicaa/Castle in the Sky levels of fantasy, but when they summon the Triforce it fires a beam that decimates the horizon.
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Nov 8, 2023 13:17
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They should bring back amusement park-style "interactive experience" movies. Every time Link plays the Song of Storms they turn on the fire sprinklers. Link plays the Song of Storms every 5 minutes. Morgan Freeman for Great Deku Tree. But it's just his face CGIed over a normal Oak tree
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Nov 8, 2023 13:45
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Curious what the plot is going to be. Like, assembling the triforce by defeating X number of bosses won't work if half the movie is setup/introducing us to hyrule or whatever. I recall the cgi TMNT movie set up that they had to defeat X number of monsters to I dunno get a magic crystal or something, but most of the monsters were beaten in a montage
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Nov 8, 2023 13:50
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Just give the Zelda movie to Blumhouse and have them make it at a $5 mill budget, they already made FNAF a huge success.
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Nov 8, 2023 13:55
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Sony's gonna do like what happened with the last Ghost in the Shell movie: pick out all the cool bits from each part of the series and mash them together with no comprehension between. Tingle will have a .2 second cameo, and the end credits scene will show Midna with no context.
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Nov 8, 2023 13:58
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Non Compos Mentis posted:i had a bad zelda movie thought so i decided it must be shared Not a Children posted:Riding through the Gerudo Desert on Epona to Take on Me, you can only hear the orchestral medley of Zelda desert music on the OST Thankfully, it’s not being made by Illumination, so
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Nov 8, 2023 14:01
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For the "link" thing to be literal, it'll be a kid in the "real world" interacting with Hyrule like a cross between The Neverending Story and Jumanji
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WHY BONER NOW posted:Curious what the plot is going to be. Like, assembling the triforce by defeating X number of bosses won't work if half the movie is setup/introducing us to hyrule or whatever. I recall the cgi TMNT movie set up that they had to defeat X number of monsters to I dunno get a magic crystal or something, but most of the monsters were beaten in a montage Yeah they're not going to use a structure like that, much like the Mario movie didn't have Mario going through different levels and worlds and castles to get to Bowser. It's going to be Ganon takes over Hyrule, Link sets off to stop him, maybe one or two dungeon type setpieces where he gets the Master Sword, then he fights Ganon. The games have steered away from actually collecting the Triforce for a long time so I doubt they'll even have it in there except as an ethereal "it's in you all along" thing.
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Can't wait for a training montage and then Link speed running dungeons 2-8.
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I'll be real, the story to adapt is Twilight Princess, even if they strip out all the Twilight stuff. Link is a farmhand in some bumpkin town, is told he's gonna go to the big city, maybe even meet the princess Ganon's monsters attack the town, kidnap the kids. Link sets out to rescue them, meets Navi/Midna/Tingle/Whoever that gives them adventuring advice Finds the Master Sword after getting his butt kicked and saves the kids Goes and fights Ganondorf, gets to meet the Princess. Triskelli fucked around with this message at 14:32 on Nov 8, 2023 |
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Nov 8, 2023 14:21
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They're not gonna pick the story that has 2 minutes of Zelda screen time when it's got her name in the title, unless they want another billion years of people calling Link the wrong name.
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Nov 8, 2023 14:38
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Wind Waker is probably the best for Zelda the character in particular, but it's completely impractical to film live action unless they want to spend Spider-Man money on it. Unfortunately for Zelda she's barely in most of the games.
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Electromax posted:I want it to look like Labyrinth. Human Link, fantastic puppet creatures, sexy Ganondorf. Adam Driver as shirtless Ganondorf
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Just Andi Now posted:They're not gonna pick the story that has 2 minutes of Zelda screen time when it's got her name in the title, unless they want another billion years of people calling Link the wrong name. Make Sheik the adventure guide, which gives these marvel guys a spiderman-like fighter
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Miyamoto said he's been working on it for years, and they don't even have a cast. This won't be out until 2030 if ever.
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Anyone have a good walkthrough of wonder for all the bonus levels and how to unlock them? Every site I get from googling is just absolute awful garbage, and at best will just be like "ok so this is the name of the next one" with no info on how to unlock/find it. My kid is getting frantic trying to find the levels that show up as ?? In the course select
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Nov 8, 2023 15:13
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trevorreznik posted:Anyone have a good walkthrough of wonder for all the bonus levels and how to unlock them? Every site I get from googling is just absolute awful garbage, and at best will just be like "ok so this is the name of the next one" with no info on how to unlock/find it. https://game8.co/games/Super-Mario-Bros-Wonder/archives/430891
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trevorreznik posted:Anyone have a good walkthrough of wonder for all the bonus levels and how to unlock them? Every site I get from googling is just absolute awful garbage, and at best will just be like "ok so this is the name of the next one" with no info on how to unlock/find it. Many of those levels will appear after you find secret seeds in the respective world. If you look at the course selection menu, some levels will have a large checkmark behind the coins, flags, and seeds. If it's complete but no checkmark, that means there's a hidden seed in that level. Knowing that, google or youtube will be easier to navigate.
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trevorreznik posted:Anyone have a good walkthrough of wonder for all the bonus levels and how to unlock them? Every site I get from googling is just absolute awful garbage, and at best will just be like "ok so this is the name of the next one" with no info on how to unlock/find it. The one in the third world at least can be unlocked by simply returning to the Royal Seed House after you complete the world
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Larryb posted:The one in the third world at least can be unlocked by simply returning to the Royal Seed House after you complete the world That was the weirdest one to find for me
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Larryb posted:The one in the third world at least can be unlocked by simply returning to the Royal Seed House after you complete the world What?! Goddamn this game is weird. I was feeling a bit frustrated cuz I couldn't manage to find some secret seeds but if that's the poo poo I gotta do to find some of them then NO WONDER (pun intended) I'm struggling! Now I feel galvanized to get back to it.
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If you go to the level select menu, any level without a green check mark circle behind it still has more to find, even if you’ve gotten all the coins and the flagpole. That’s how I figured out to go back for the World 3 Secret Level.
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Mons Hubris posted:If you go to the level select menu, any level without a green check mark circle behind it still has more to find, even if you’ve gotten all the coins and the flagpole. That’s how I figured out to go back for the World 3 Secret Level. Yeah and this applies to all non-levels as well like the discussed royal seed house. Just look through every level when you complete a world and see what you're missing. You can also tell if a world is complete by the presence of a checkmark at the top of the level select screen. If that check is missing and all levels have checks, it means there's something you missed on the world map itself rather than in a level.
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Link is definitely going to have a hookshot, so he can do spider man poo poo
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Beat Wonder. That’s a super fun game, very charming.
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When looking at the producer, I mistook Avi Arad for Ari Aster and was about to be VERY interested in the angle they were taking this movie.
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