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Should I step down as head of twitter
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Yes 420 4.43%
No 69 0.73%
Goku 9001 94.85%
Total: 9490 votes
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big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib
Surprised he hasn't tried to buy xm radio

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Circle Nine
Mar 1, 2009

But that’s how it is when you start wanting to have things. Now, I just look at them, and when I go away I carry them in my head. Then my hands are always free, because I don’t have to carry a suitcase.
500 stations of nothing but grimes and joe rogan

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!
https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1726248257959887358?s=46&t=G1x8XWIwrNxUQoXItlkh2w

Legit forgot he started his campaign on Twitter lmao

Imagine having worse political instincts than Donald loving Trump.

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

Yeah I think the Krassenstein brothers were Romney grifters before they moved to try and get liberals under Trump

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?
Elon should buy Spotify and require you to listen to 10 minutes of Joe Rogan before you can listen to a song

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

What's Elon's stance on Moby?

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!

Songbearer posted:

Elon should buy Spotify and require you to listen to 10 minutes of Joe Rogan before you can listen to a song

Please no my wife works at Spotify and it’s a great place to work at, don’t do this to her.

Kale
May 14, 2010

:lol: that Elon thinks the reason Disney/IBM/Apple etc pulled out of ad purchasing is just because of Media Matters.

Macichne Leainig
Jul 26, 2012

by VG

Kale posted:

:lol: that Elon thinks the reason Disney/IBM/Apple etc pulled out of ad purchasing is just because of Media Matters.

It's a mystery why companies would no longer want to do business with Elon "Thermonuclear Lawsuit" Musk on X

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
i mean its in the name.

media matters.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

PhazonLink posted:

i mean its in the name.

media matters.

The greatest evil of all time, apparently.

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib

redshirt posted:

What's Elon's stance on Moby?

Isn't he a vegan? Probably too woke

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


BigglesSWE posted:

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1726248257959887358?s=46&t=G1x8XWIwrNxUQoXItlkh2w

Legit forgot he started his campaign on Twitter lmao

Imagine having worse political instincts than Donald loving Trump.

Donald Trump has really, really good political instincts though

unlike a lot of our politicians, he remembers who his voters are, who they fear, who they want dead, and how they want the Rapture to happen. Then he actually stumps for those voters.

you would think this would be an obvious thing for a politician to do but here we are

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


Songbearer posted:

Elon should buy Spotify and require you to listen to 10 minutes of IMC before you can listen to a song

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

lol I missed this one

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!

Potato Salad posted:

Donald Trump has really, really good political instincts though

unlike a lot of our politicians, he remembers who his voters are, who they fear, who they want dead, and how they want the Rapture to happen. Then he actually stumps for those voters.

you would think this would be an obvious thing for a politician to do but here we are

I’d be more inclined to say he has good media instincts, because he can’t negotiate things for poo poo. Whatever he “accomplished” in office was the result of control of all arms of government, and the party he led was, at the time, moving as one 9 times out of 10.

Eeyo
Aug 29, 2004

lmao starship isn't going to make life interplanetary.

we will never live on mars you dipshits

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


kazil posted:

lol I missed this one


pretty loving wild how hard they pushed on their streams and in their press materials to make a failure look like a nearly-unqualified success, even before the launch and double failure happened

I am ashamed by how many fellow goons in the spaceflight thread bit :cripes:

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


BigglesSWE posted:

I’d be more inclined to say he has good media instincts, because he can’t negotiate things for poo poo. Whatever he “accomplished” in office was the result of control of all arms of government, and the party he led was, at the time, moving as one 9 times out of 10.

great point

Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."

Bip Roberts posted:

Libs of tiktok is absolutely the crown jewel of X posting royalty and has been for a year

Even longer than that! Jack and the higher ups said to do absolutely nothing about her posts.

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


Armitage posted:

Even longer than that! Jack and the higher ups said to do absolutely nothing about her posts.

I almost forgot how the chuds interpreted "WARNING. DO NOT BAN THIS ACCOUNT! NO MATTER WHAT! YES WE ARE AWARE THEY CONSTANTLY BREAK OUR TERMS" in literal bold face red text all over the moderator dashboard for LibsOfTikTok as shadowbanning

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

Potato Salad posted:

pretty loving wild how hard they pushed on their streams and in their press materials to make a failure look like a nearly-unqualified success, even before the launch and double failure happened

I am ashamed by how many fellow goons in the spaceflight thread bit :cripes:

goons are stupid as hell, OP

Hippocrass
Aug 18, 2015

That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

ben shapino posted:

goons are stupid as hell, OP

We paid to post on the internet.

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



kazil posted:

lol I missed this one


well they'll definitely spread parts of life all over multiple planets

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

kazil posted:

lol I missed this one


Is it behind the cloud of smoke kicked up by the Explodey McExplode Firework?

Professor Wayne
Aug 27, 2008

So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.
I don’t think he knows what a fork in the road is. Does he think it’s the same thing as a milestone?

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?
Probably some "which way western man" horseshit

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

that rocket exploded though :confused:

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

ben shapino posted:

that rocket exploded though :confused:

He's just giving us the more palatable alternate facts :eng99:

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

ben shapino posted:

that rocket exploded though :confused:

probably pretty low odds that the third one in a row also explodes

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



ben shapino posted:

that rocket exploded though :confused:
Look he said 'life', he didn't say it had to not be in pieces

Crustashio
Jul 27, 2000

ruh roh
twitter ads have never been better!

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Tired of the woke Visible Light Spectrum?

sporklift
Aug 3, 2008

Feelin' it so hard.

kazil posted:

lol I missed this one


Pretty sure rocket NOT 'splode the minute it reaches space is a prerequisite to interplanetary travel.

TK-42-1 posted:

well they'll definitely spread parts of life all over multiple planets

Looking into it

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Crustashio posted:

twitter ads have never been better!


Bunch of snowflakes there, limiting comments

Convex
Aug 19, 2010

kazil posted:

lol I missed this one


a fork in the eye of human decency

Macichne Leainig
Jul 26, 2012

by VG

Crustashio posted:

twitter ads have never been better!



Voted "Most Likely to Have Grindr Installed on Their Phone" by their coworkers

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?
Straight mug still has a bent handle

redbeard182
Aug 1, 2017
Grimey Drawer
I had a boss once refer to bagels as "ethnic food".
He also said he did not enjoy Seinfeld because it was "top New York-y". Draw your own conclusions.

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Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

Crustashio posted:

twitter ads have never been better!



16.2K views...14 likes. Hmmmmmmmm

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